Yeah, so I was falling asleep last night listening to some music and I was in that stage where you're asleep, but still kind of conscious of what's going on around you. Well, I don't know how but I had already slipped into a dream (isn't that impossible?) about getting drunk at my old house or something. Anyway, I walked into a bathroom and there was like a 3 foot tall asian standing in there. I remember humping her from the back like 10 minutes and then I don't remember anything, just waking up. I wake up with the music still playing and I'm feeling sodomized with fear in my bed. It took me a few seconds to realize it was a dream and after that it takes me a minute or two to slow my heart rate back down enough to be able to fall back asleep.

It wasn't so much the concept of the asian that scared me, I've had dreams about them before. But it was just the vividness with which I can recall it that was the really frightening thing.

11/3/2008 1:42:05 PM

this might be one of the worst threads ever

11/3/2008 1:43:54 PM

^

11/3/2008 1:45:30 PM

11/3/2008 1:46:49 PM

tee hee

11/3/2008 1:47:14 PM

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"Scary Ass Fuck"

11/3/2008 1:47:39 PM

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"this might be one of the worst threads ever"

I agree 100%

11/3/2008 1:57:14 PM

guns might be one of the worst mods ever

11/3/2008 1:57:49 PM

sick burn

11/3/2008 1:58:59 PM

GUNZZ: REBUTTLE?

11/3/2008 1:59:58 PM

i had a dream that i was a freshman in college again and back in my dorm room.

i haven't felt that happy i a long time.

11/3/2008 2:18:21 PM

ass-fuck

11/3/2008 2:18:43 PM

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"this might be one of the worst threads ever"

11/3/2008 2:24:36 PM

less [fail], more ass-fuck

11/3/2008 2:29:15 PM

more assfuck, but with girls

11/3/2008 2:37:53 PM

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"I HAD A"

11/3/2008 2:41:09 PM

3 foot tall asians are really terrifying people

11/4/2008 12:44:44 AM

when will people realize that everyone has crazy ass dreams? and that no one else gives a fuck or can even follow what you're talking about.

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11/4/2008 12:45:41 AM

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"But it was just the vividness with which I can recall it that was the really frightening thing."

11/4/2008 12:47:58 AM

just means you woke up at an unfortunate time in your sleep cycle. happens to the best of us

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11/4/2008 12:48:36 AM

I lost the ability to focus on this thread mid-way through the first sentence

11/4/2008 12:50:05 AM

it was almost better than this guys dream

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11/4/2008 12:58:27 AM

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"I've had dreams about [Asians] before"

11/4/2008 5:52:29 AM

I dreamt I met Obama.

11/4/2008 5:53:03 AM