First annual Section 13 awards! 10 categories so far.


1. Best Wreck Award
To the user who demonstrated outstanding ability to almost buy the farm this year.

2. Best Breakdown Award
To the situation where parts and/or fluids were strewn with the most enthusiasm!

3. Fastest Car Award
Self explanitory? Not exactly, anything but bikes count here.

4. Best Burnout Award
Awarded for the most impressive heatings of the meats.

5. Biggest Garage Idiot!
Even worse than an award, this designation means we want you to take the trophy and get the fuck out!

6. Failed Project Award
For the project that was never meant to be. AKA the "told ya so" award.

7. Best Completed Project Award
Also known as the "GG award".

8. Most Money Spent Award
Think you went all out in the past year? This ones for you!

9. Least Money Spent Award
Played it close? This is the recognition you deserve. At least youll have something to show for it.

10. Ugly Duckling Award
To the user with that certian vehicle. You know, the fugly one that always runs well but never looks like much.


Submit your nominations now!

[Edited on December 15, 2008 at 1:49 AM. Reason : numbers]

12/15/2008 1:46:23 AM

1. ncsukat for: http://www.thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=519677&page=1

2. BigBlueRam for the radiator breakdown and repair seen here: http://www.thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=521019&page=1#11548937

3. Giving this one to Ivan for the Vette is too easy, I think moparnum5 gets it for: http://www.thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=525659

4. I have to say tripleD4u gave a pretty good display of Suzuki power at the burnout pad: http://s13.photobucket.com/albums/a264/optmusprimer/07%20Suzuki%20LT-R%20450%20Quadracer/?action=view¤t=100_4808.flv


5. Slowbitch!

6. Slowbitch and toyotafj40s DSM project, cant find the link.

7. The LT1 Porsche?

8. ha

9. maybe zxappeal?

10. baonest civic!

12/15/2008 2:04:26 AM

not Quinn for #1? wrecking a scooter/bike is no reason for an award

12/15/2008 5:52:43 AM

I'm surprised God and his comment about redline is not nominated for number 5. In fact, I'm nominating it.

12/15/2008 6:31:23 AM

4.) myself (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGkJzaNE1Fg)

12/15/2008 8:25:36 AM

i've got a set of nearly bald vette wheels/tires if someone (cough, BigBlueRam) wants another shot at the burnout award..

12/15/2008 8:39:45 AM

Hell yeah! Lucky #7

7) LT1 Porsche 944
http://www.thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=379556&page=8
(dyno vid) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svcgCNwtWqE

Thanks optmusprimer

^If you need a witness to confirm the legitimacy of the event, I will be available

[Edited on December 15, 2008 at 8:52 AM. Reason : .]

12/15/2008 8:51:00 AM

I nominate Jeepman for 2., 6., 9, 10. for the beetle.

message_topic.aspx?topic=488426

12/15/2008 9:10:00 AM

Actually, who was it that redid the rear frame on that dodge (iirc) truck? That was awesome, and I nom nom nominate it for #7 or #9 at the very least.

12/15/2008 9:37:03 AM

THAT WAS Hurley THAT REDID HIS DODGE FRAME

message_topic.aspx?topic=504630&page=4



so he gets the nomination for burnout and completed project i would say


[Edited on December 15, 2008 at 10:10 AM. Reason : m]

12/15/2008 10:07:39 AM

twas me, but not without adam8778's time, driveway, and electricity

3.) BBR's vette

[Edited on December 15, 2008 at 10:10 AM. Reason : --]

12/15/2008 10:09:12 AM

^ That was a beautiful project well done on that rear end. That is more deserving than mine since I had paid someone to do mine for me.

12/15/2008 10:15:42 AM

If we can self nominate, heres #4
http://s13.photobucket.com/albums/a264/optmusprimer/79%20Oldsmobile%20Cutlass%20Supreme/?action=view¤t=100_4602.flv

12/15/2008 10:19:39 AM

I nominate myself for the ugliest vehicle. either the super saab, which isnt so super anymore, and the 80 which is pretty well beat to shit.

also, BigBlueRam for fastest car and Ragged for biggest garage moron.

also I challenge everyone to a burnout competion. I'm entering the saab. whos with me.

[Edited on December 15, 2008 at 11:00 AM. Reason : ..]

12/15/2008 10:58:52 AM

2. Best Breakdown award

Me shooting chunks of #3 rod out onto I-85N and laying a nice path of oil/smoke across the lanes.
http://message_topic.aspx?topic=543616

12/15/2008 6:01:32 PM

ivan's vette for fastest

me for least money spent...i spend negative money on cars!

12/15/2008 6:11:48 PM

Quote :

"6. Slowbitch and toyotafj40s DSM project, cant find the link"

the project didnt fail. infact. the buyer failed at driving it home when he bought it. we got about 10 calls from the guy, asking us why the car blew up. we loled. now the guy sold it for like 400 bux

id like to think everyone who supported me over the year and, for those who thought of me as well. i will take this award with pride,

even though i win number one hands down as well, but igor was a close 2nd

12/15/2008 6:12:57 PM

how about, best sober wreck you dumb fuck

12/15/2008 6:16:07 PM

^^ how in the hell is that not a fail? that's a fail if I ever saw one.

12/15/2008 6:18:53 PM

Quote :

"how about, best sober wreck you dumb fuck"

guess that would go to your dumb ass cunt wifey for not knowing how to drive then

12/15/2008 6:24:25 PM

first, i'm not married you dumb fuck, second, shes not on tdub you dumb fuck, third, a person made a left turn in front of her you dumb fuck, and fourth, did i mention you're a dumb fuck?

[Edited on December 15, 2008 at 6:30 PM. Reason : i swear i have a hard time fathoming how often you can fuck up so many things in one statement]

12/15/2008 6:29:05 PM

Quote :

"how in the hell is that not a fail? that's a fail if I ever saw one."

exactly. if the piece of shit you two built/sold blew up just while the guy was driving it home then that is a fucking failure of a build. the fact that you're laughing about ripping another person off is really the shitty part though.

12/15/2008 6:34:50 PM

doesn't surprise me, we're talkin about someone who got a dui, and is bragging about it, probably woulda had a plaque made if he had killed someone

12/15/2008 6:38:19 PM

My Trooper ownes 9 and 10.

12/23/2008 7:30:46 PM

where is the vid of that girl taking that huge shit after having a prob in her rear end? MERRRY X-MESSSSSSSSSSS

12/23/2008 7:39:00 PM

it's right beside the one of me doing a burnout on your scooter.

12/23/2008 10:29:27 PM

bttt so whats the final nominations so the secret garage panel can meet and scribble names on the trophys?

12/28/2008 1:50:42 AM

i'll take 1-10

thanks G's

12/28/2008 3:30:15 AM

Quote :

"i've got a set of nearly bald vette wheels/tires if someone (cough, BigBlueRam) wants another shot at the burnout award.."

hellyesdamnit how did i miss this??? i'll do that shit on nawzzzz!

if there's a "most improved poster" award i nominate arghx

1/9/2009 12:33:29 AM

optmus comin in STRONG on number 4 with the disco on new years. that combined with our dueling one takes it i'd say.

1/9/2009 12:37:46 AM

still trying to get my hands on that video

1/9/2009 3:17:37 AM