hit it

2/27/2009 5:16:00 PM

there's a whole website devoted to this.

2/27/2009 5:22:51 PM

i clicked this thread. FML

2/27/2009 5:23:18 PM

I read this thread. FML

2/27/2009 5:23:19 PM

whoa

2/27/2009 5:23:41 PM

^^^^ DO YOU POST ON THAT SITE SIMONNDACE???

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2/27/2009 5:24:03 PM

whoa, indeed

2/27/2009 5:24:11 PM

EPICLY AWESOME BRO'S

2/27/2009 5:24:47 PM

^^^ i haven't yet, but it's not for a lack of hating my life!

zing !!

2/27/2009 5:28:39 PM

fyl

2/27/2009 5:33:48 PM

tcob

2/27/2009 5:34:52 PM

ty cobb

2/27/2009 5:35:39 PM

Fluorometholone

2/27/2009 5:41:56 PM

I was born. FML.

2/27/2009 5:59:16 PM

I got mugged four months ago. FML!

2/27/2009 6:00:37 PM

today, fuck it.

FML

3/11/2009 3:57:57 PM

Hahaha I saw one that said simply "My gf bought me a Nickelback CD and made me listen to it. FML"

3/11/2009 4:00:40 PM

i have some highly staged moment where i found that i called someone that is my superior by means of parent/boss/teacher and told them something i meant to send to something else, while my younger/older brother/sister told me that they had sex earlier/more often than me the same day that i saw this guy/girl that i liked and let out a huge burp/fart just before shitting myself and turning red of embarassment in front of them

FML

3/11/2009 4:01:42 PM

this mp3 was transcoded 600 times...it was horrible and unlistenable, here, i want to share it with all of you...FML

3/24/2009 5:18:47 PM

FML

3/25/2009 5:58:50 PM

I'm getting sued....FML

3/25/2009 6:19:01 PM

are you really, lol

3/25/2009 6:23:39 PM

Probably not, the lawyer told me their isn't enough evidence on me and the other woman's lawyer will probably tell her that and she will waste her money...but yeah...still FML

3/25/2009 6:25:40 PM

Today, I had my car stolen. When the police found it, pretty much everything inside was missing. For some reason, I had left 6 pairs of shoes in my back seat. Whoever stole my car thought it would be funny to take one shoe from each pair. I now own 6 unmatched shoes and my car smells like sex.

3/25/2009 6:32:48 PM

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3/25/2009 6:36:46 PM

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3/25/2009 6:43:33 PM

Today, I had sex with a girl who cried out as she came "Forgive me Lord! Forgive me Lord!" FML

3/25/2009 6:44:32 PM