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Details tomorrow morning.

9/5/2011 10:32:00 PM

wait, is this THE girl?

and congrats!

9/5/2011 10:33:26 PM

congratulations




[Edited on September 5, 2011 at 10:37 PM. Reason : .]

9/5/2011 10:36:35 PM

What the fuck is this candyass bullshit?

Congrats I guess

9/5/2011 10:39:17 PM

lol Pikey

get you some dawg

9/5/2011 10:39:25 PM

When is the due date?

9/5/2011 10:41:09 PM

Get the fuck out, pikey.

9/5/2011 10:41:21 PM

she is everything special to me



o/

9/5/2011 10:41:41 PM

Ditto to the o/

9/5/2011 10:42:33 PM

this has potential to be even more ridiculous than "the cruise"

9/5/2011 10:43:03 PM

is she everything special to you?

9/5/2011 10:43:19 PM

This is kinda sad and pathetic but congrats I guess

9/5/2011 10:43:32 PM

congrats
iop1?

9/5/2011 10:44:35 PM

It's ok, she was hot as fuck.

9/5/2011 10:44:44 PM

hopefully the dating isn't just implied because of the sex

9/5/2011 10:45:13 PM

what kind of nerd feels the need to announce this on the internet?

THE ULTIMATE NERD



fag



(congrats dude)

9/5/2011 10:45:50 PM

^^^^^^^ what's "the cruise?"

and I didn't know you had never humped, Pikey.

[Edited on September 5, 2011 at 10:46 PM. Reason : ^ hahahahahahahaha]

9/5/2011 10:46:23 PM

I got my first blowjob this weekend...and it was the saddest thing ever.


I got super drunk at a bar. By myself. I was supposed to meet the girl I am in love with there, but she texted me and said she couldn't make it. I ended up telling my sob story to the hot bartender (who I know in passing but not really well) and she proceeded to pour me shot after shot (for free) until I could barely stand. The bar closed and she walked (carried) me to my car, but then realized I was in no shape to drive. She said I could stay at her place.

So we are sitting on her couch at 3am chatting. We were sitting really close and I am spilling my guts about this other girl to her. She reaches down and starts rubbing my dick. I get hard and start to freak out a little bit. She just tells my to relax as she gets on her knees between my legs. I said, "Stop. What would {other girls name} think?" Before I could finish, she had my fly down and my dick in her mouth. My head started spinning. I kept saying, "This is bad. This is bad."

A minute later and I am instinctively humping her mouth along with the rhythm of her head bobbing. Not too long after, I pushed her face off my dick and came hard. All in her hair and a little in her eye. She knelt there, stunned and completely motionless. I immediately apologize and try to wipe it out of her eye with my shirt. Then I just started to cry. Sobbing actually. She ran to the bathroom to clean up and I am still on the couch, crying with my limp dick still out, saying stuff like "Please don't ever tell { other girl's name}. This was a bad idea. We shouldn't have done this." From the bathroom she said that she thinks I should just go. I let myself out and lock the door on the way out.


Does this count as rape since I said I didn't want to? Also, I think I could have also lost my virginity too if I didn't start crying. All in all, I count this night as a win for me.

9/5/2011 10:46:30 PM

lolololololololololool

9/5/2011 10:47:40 PM

omg was that him too? who the fuck is this guy/troll

9/5/2011 10:48:01 PM

hahaha, where the hell is that from?

9/5/2011 10:48:06 PM

Haha, I was looking for the cruise thread to post this girls pictures and stumbled upon that thread.

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[Edited on September 5, 2011 at 10:49 PM. Reason : x]

9/5/2011 10:48:49 PM

This thread is going to keep me entertained for a bit

9/5/2011 10:48:50 PM

i don't have a fucking clue what is going on in here but i think i love this thread

9/5/2011 10:52:16 PM

great, now end that shit and move on

9/5/2011 10:53:45 PM

^

9/5/2011 10:54:03 PM

yall niggas postin in a troll thread

9/5/2011 10:55:19 PM

Quote :

"Does this count as rape since I said I didn't want to? Also, I think I could have also lost my virginity too if I didn't start crying. All in all, I count this night as a win for me."

Oh
My
God


So now we have two TWWers that cry after blowjobs

9/5/2011 10:55:43 PM

Wait, you guys don't cry after blowjobs?

9/5/2011 10:56:39 PM

yall niggas postin in a troll Pikey thread

9/5/2011 10:58:46 PM

This thread, along with "The Cruise" and "The Crying BJ" makes for an epic trilogy. GG pikey

9/5/2011 10:59:01 PM

Pikey should totally write a book

9/5/2011 11:00:07 PM

Pikey in a suit with a bow tied neck, tryin' to buy some pussy with a third party check.

9/5/2011 11:00:34 PM

Quote :

"Wait, you guys don't cry after blowjobs?"

I know I do


Wait.....

9/5/2011 11:01:57 PM

Add to my topics.

9/5/2011 11:09:38 PM

Quote :

"Pikey should totally write a book"

Pikey: The anti-Tucker Max

9/5/2011 11:22:40 PM

can't wait for part 4!!

9/5/2011 11:23:16 PM

iop1 omg

9/5/2011 11:25:18 PM

LOL

9/5/2011 11:28:29 PM

iop1....lol

9/5/2011 11:30:44 PM

Quote :

"What the fuck is this candyass bullshit?"

9/5/2011 11:33:26 PM

Looking forward to an entertaining tale tomorrow!

9/5/2011 11:36:56 PM

This thread can redeem itself if said story starts out with.

"She decided she wasn't going to give it up, so I was talking to her sister about it...."

9/5/2011 11:38:10 PM

iop1

9/5/2011 11:38:58 PM

iop1?

9/5/2011 11:40:48 PM

In on page 1(iop1).

9/5/2011 11:41:33 PM

watching Pikey copy and paste the same shit he posted on CampusBlender years ago is interesting

it's still entertaining the second time around but for different reasons

9/5/2011 11:44:20 PM

might as well get in on page 1

9/5/2011 11:46:47 PM

hahahahaha you are fucking joking. that's the most amazing success i've ever heard of. wow.

you should probably make sure she never sees tww, btw.

9/5/2011 11:50:20 PM

^ Wrong. Every spouse/GF/SO should see TWW.

9/5/2011 11:53:58 PM