Just the tip. Then she wised up.

9/14/2012 12:04:28 PM

is she the one that forged an Rx to get pillz?

i can't keep up these days

9/14/2012 2:00:06 PM

Quote :

"lol did dnl really tap that?"

Not sure but I think he beat it to her pics.

9/14/2012 2:02:25 PM

I figured that goes without saying.

9/14/2012 2:37:04 PM

trying to raise bail on the bookface.

9/14/2012 3:42:43 PM

Quote :

"is she the one that forged an Rx to get pillz?"

Yes.

[Edited on September 14, 2012 at 3:56 PM. Reason : *]

9/14/2012 3:48:28 PM

9/14/2012 3:51:37 PM

Everyone's a sociopath

9/14/2012 4:09:12 PM

Quote :

"I don't see how you confuse "sweetheart" with "attention whore""

umm, did you miss Joie's entire existence on this message board?

9/14/2012 5:14:10 PM

the two aren't mutually exclusive

9/14/2012 7:56:34 PM

Quote :

"Name: Rachel Marie Patterson Age: 29 Height: 5' 5" Weight: 125 Arrested: Mar 9, 2013, 10:00 p.m. in Cary by CPD Charges: Breaking and or entering (f), Felony larceny"

http://www.wral.com/news/local/image/12204884/

3/11/2013 1:34:23 AM

why is this dum bitch not able to stay out of trouble

3/11/2013 1:42:22 AM

Not good. One of my guardians growing up had severe pill addiction issues, and man do I feel sorry for her.

3/11/2013 1:42:42 AM

yeah very sad. pretty though

3/11/2013 1:46:43 AM

RIP Rachel <3

3/11/2013 1:59:39 AM

RIP? Wha.....?

3/11/2013 2:42:31 AM

Yikes. That's two closely related felony charges and one or both will stick. They don't book on felony breaking/entering unless there's pretty good evidence, and with felony larceny she must have taken $1k+ in stuff and they can prove it. An "F" on your report card means at least a year in jail not to mention being a "convicted felon" for the rest of your life and all the loss of privileges that comes from that.

Man, that's depressing.

3/11/2013 2:54:01 AM

I am assuming that charges can be drop. Is that correct?

3/11/2013 3:05:08 AM

Its possible but unlikely. If the cops booked her on 2 felonies it would take a LOT to have them dismissed or reduced to misdemeanor level. And to make it worse it happened in Cary, CPD is far more scrupulous and inclined towards pushing for maximum punishment than RPD.

3/11/2013 3:12:20 AM

Do cops in carry not have a cute-white-girl pity card?

3/11/2013 3:31:20 AM

They do, but based on that mug shot she's not cute. She looks strung out and disheveled. Also, since they probably saw her coming out of a broken window I doubt they're all that sympathetic.

3/11/2013 4:57:43 AM

I don't believe they carry that special offer card.

3/11/2013 5:22:12 AM

damn. shit got real.

3/11/2013 7:38:33 AM

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"settledown All American 9880 Posts user info edit post guys i think this is rock bottom how can we help her 12/6/2011 4:38:47 PM "

3/11/2013 7:46:23 AM

3/11/2013 7:50:44 AM

Sounds like my sister. :-/ Addiction is no joke!

3/11/2013 8:07:49 AM

Dammit she deleted me on facebook.

3/11/2013 8:18:00 AM

[Edited on March 11, 2013 at 8:24 PM. Reason : no]

3/11/2013 9:42:45 AM

this is so sad. She really is such a nice person


I still have a crush on her.

3/11/2013 10:05:45 AM

It's cool to watch one of those Faces of Meth things as it happens

3/11/2013 10:49:26 AM

to be fair, she'd actually have to be cute for the card to work

[Edited on March 11, 2013 at 10:54 AM. Reason : she looks high as fuck in that picture ]

3/11/2013 10:53:32 AM

shots fired

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3/11/2013 10:54:31 AM

148 lbs when she was arrested on page 1.

Good for her.

3/11/2013 10:56:13 AM

opiate addicts can't shit after awhile

so, let's not get ahead of ourselves

3/11/2013 10:57:40 AM

Not an opiate addict but do know the feeling of being constipated on opiates

3/11/2013 10:59:28 AM

not a crackhead but lub me some crack

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3/11/2013 11:00:03 AM

She was always complaining about physical health problems, but her mental health/drug dependency issues were a little more apparent. And, from what I gleaned, she was hanging around very unsupportive people who also happened to be her family.

But she does look physically ill in that picture. Her brows look thinned, not just overplucked, and she has practically no eyelashes.

We need Dr. House.

3/11/2013 11:10:23 AM

Her and Dave Chappell like to make their doo doo twinkle

[Edited on March 11, 2013 at 11:13 AM. Reason : Like the green inbox on the page]

3/11/2013 11:12:04 AM

I hope she gets the help she needs

3/11/2013 12:00:37 PM

No the fuck you don't dude.

3/11/2013 12:04:58 PM

If you want to see Faces of Meth: Raleigh Style, go to Google Image search and type in "crystal lynn kelly raleigh nc"

3/11/2013 12:06:48 PM

man, looks rough. especially where she went from a white girl to an older black gent.

3/11/2013 12:08:52 PM

hey Ragged, don't tell me how I fucking feel

3/11/2013 12:11:29 PM

so i'm guessing this crime was related to opiates?

opiates are dangerous... i was on percocets for lower back pain for quite a few months... i stopped taking them though pretty much cold turkey... sucked for a few days but i'm glad i did. now i'm not on any pain meds thank god.

3/11/2013 12:19:14 PM

hillbilly heroin

3/11/2013 12:23:29 PM

That's rough. I saw her on the bus a few times when I was on campus and she was hot back then.

Had that whole "liv Tyler as Arwen" thing going on for her.

[Edited on March 11, 2013 at 12:23 PM. Reason : ]

3/11/2013 12:23:32 PM

That is not creepy in the least

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3/11/2013 12:24:52 PM

wow at crystal lynn kelly raleigh nc

https://www.google.com/search?q=crystal+lynn+kelly+raleigh+nc&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&ie=UTF-8&hl=en&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&ei=zwc-UYuEI4300QHx7IHABA&biw=1366&bih=614&sei=0gc-UYnPEeLG0QGaxoD4Bg


/damn

3/11/2013 12:36:50 PM

damn that bitch can rock some camo

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3/11/2013 12:38:02 PM

T-dub intervention?

3/11/2013 12:42:27 PM