19 sad pages

8/5/2013 5:50:51 PM

who is going to do the conjugal visit joke on this page

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

8/5/2013 5:51:18 PM

i think i would have boned RM if given the chance 10 years ago.

8/5/2013 5:51:47 PM

i think i would have boned RM if given the chance 10 years ago

8/5/2013 5:55:11 PM

i don't know man...boning her now is questionable.

8/5/2013 5:56:38 PM

Lock up that medicine cabinet.

8/5/2013 5:57:53 PM

Lock up that medicine cabinet. anything valuable.

Remember: Once when I was recovering from a Wisdom teeth removal situation she offered
to come over to my place and "take care of my house along with my dog". Even though
we had never met in person before. (Of course I declined). That very next week she posted her last FB update where
she said:

Quote :

""I'm using a MacBook right now and just discovered Photo Booth...so just fyi prepare for inevitable impromptu photo shoots since I am rarely near a camera nowadays.""

yeaaaah...that MacBook just came into her possession all legit like.

[Edited on August 5, 2013 at 6:10 PM. Reason : clarity]

8/5/2013 6:09:46 PM

8/5/2013 6:19:09 PM

I heard she got hot again

8/5/2013 6:55:19 PM

Clayton Hot, Prison Hot, Raleigh Hot, or Wilmington Hot?

8/5/2013 6:57:34 PM

Prison hot meets Raleigh hot

8/5/2013 6:58:24 PM

Out of my league.

8/5/2013 7:00:38 PM

Quote :

"Lock up that medicine cabinet"

wayyyyyyyy ahead of you

8/5/2013 7:10:42 PM

hide yo booze, hide yo pills, and hide yo suppositories too cause errrrybody gettin robbed by RachelMarie up in here

also, I'm sure her sniz got shanked all to hell in the joint. would not bang.

8/5/2013 7:22:43 PM

I have some tylanol 3s and some deworming agent leftover if she's itching to relapse

8/5/2013 7:30:23 PM

Y'all are gross. I think we should aim for Str8BacardiL's level with that Anthony Bouvier pic. That was good stuff.

[Edited on August 5, 2013 at 7:44 PM. Reason : I call Charlene.]

8/5/2013 7:44:19 PM

Quote :

"Clayton Hot, Prison Hot, Raleigh Hot, or Wilmington Hot? "

Iraq hot?

8/5/2013 11:02:44 PM

I would love to hear he stories over a 12 pack of miller lite

8/5/2013 11:09:09 PM

http://www.doc.state.nc.us/dop/prisons/fountain.htm

Looks like she gets out in what, 5 more days if she can behave?

8/6/2013 6:01:21 AM

8/6/2013 7:41:35 AM

GIVE US FREE

8/6/2013 8:50:16 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AasMl1f1Qs

FAN THE FLAME FROM THE FIRE OF FREEDOM RachelMarie.

[Edited on August 7, 2013 at 7:53 PM. Reason : ;]

8/7/2013 7:53:04 PM

FREE LILA LAVENDER

[Edited on August 7, 2013 at 8:36 PM. Reason : http://lilalavender.com]

8/7/2013 8:36:02 PM

SHE IS FREE!!!

http://webapps6.doc.state.nc.us/opi/viewoffender.do?method=view&offenderID=1288388&searchLastName=patterson&searchFirstName=rachel&searchMiddleName=m&listurl=pagelistoffendersearchresults&listpage=1

[Edited on August 10, 2013 at 5:41 PM. Reason : ON PROBATION/PAROLE]

8/10/2013 5:40:46 PM

cool, congrats

don't fuck it up

8/10/2013 5:46:55 PM

^

8/10/2013 6:53:02 PM

man, 14 months seems like forever ago. keep it together girl

8/11/2013 6:25:38 AM

If i were her people I would send her straight to rehab for at least 6 months.

8/11/2013 10:13:06 AM

hey girl

8/11/2013 12:11:21 PM

I wonder if she found her own squirrel master while in lock up

8/11/2013 12:18:00 PM

Squirrel Master encourages caged heat.

8/11/2013 3:40:42 PM

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8/11/2013 5:36:29 PM

^you're welcome.

[Edited on August 11, 2013 at 6:07 PM. Reason : .]

8/11/2013 6:06:38 PM

Thanks bro. I can't work wife's ipad

8/11/2013 6:53:39 PM

^ I'll work your wife's iPad for ya, bro

8/11/2013 7:15:59 PM

when does she resort to porn to pay for drugs?

8/11/2013 7:35:44 PM

Imagine getting out of the slammer and then stumbling upon this thread.

I wonder if she will find it, read it, and prepare to thermonuclear rage post .....

....only to realize she forgot her login password.

you know, because of the drugs.

8/12/2013 1:06:34 AM

holy cow

i'm so glad i never ended up in prison when i was getting fucked up. just a day or two in the county jail at the most.

ps - regarding drug addiction, i would have shot myself before i tried to detox cold turkey. but i just passed 7 years in july

8/12/2013 9:18:02 AM

all she needs now is coffee, God and cigarettes

http://youtu.be/Qhu2L9MHoj0

8/12/2013 2:20:13 PM

Found these randomly.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LJf9fYM8-s

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ur8S-Csnymw

[Edited on August 15, 2013 at 3:09 PM. Reason : .]

8/15/2013 3:05:07 PM

Yeah all the raleigh burlesque chicks are always his shows

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8/15/2013 3:17:21 PM

he's playing at the Lincoln on October 5th

8/15/2013 3:24:56 PM

I feel like that wouldn't be as much fun as the berkeley due to the size.

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8/15/2013 3:25:52 PM

THREAD DERAILMENT

8/15/2013 8:49:23 PM

Unknown Hinson is great live, try to catch him every time I can... really cool guy too

8/15/2013 9:05:52 PM

i don't think that's her in the unknown hinson vidyas

8/28/2013 11:32:54 PM

so is she in jail again?

2/25/2014 2:04:39 AM

Incarceration Status: INACTIVE

2/25/2014 10:23:40 AM

She probably in some re-entry program, probation, rehab, halfway house, etc.

2/25/2014 10:32:51 AM

good for her

2/25/2014 5:09:42 PM