stategrad100 All American 6606 Posts user info edit post |
^ ^ ^ I date the ones who can do it in stilleto heels 6/20/2011 3:12:04 PM |
BlackJesus Suspended 13089 Posts user info edit post |
6/20/2011 3:13:11 PM |
NyM410 J-E-T-S 50084 Posts user info edit post |
Theres a sliding scale of sorts with boob size versus allowable bf%. Let's face it, it takes winning the genetics jackpot for an optimally skinny girl to have fat optimal boobs as well. Concessions have to be made within certain parameters. 6/20/2011 3:13:31 PM |
puck_it All American 15446 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | " they are also the same ones who insist on talking about their s.o. in every sentence because they are relieved they found someone pathetic enough to settle for them." |
I laughed. I worked with a woman like this. She drove me insane. She was nasty, annoying, bitchy, smelly, and mentioned a boyfriend every chance she got 6/20/2011 3:13:45 PM |
BlackJesus Suspended 13089 Posts user info edit post |
I know a girl like this. She is small but ugly and loves to broadcast whenever she gets a man. We are no longer friends.
Small chicks can be more annoying than fat ones.
Thick chicks are better at bwning in my experience. 6/20/2011 3:15:33 PM |
DivaBaby19 Davidbaby19 45208 Posts user info edit post |
I guess now would be a good time to bump my "who is divababy talking dirty to now" thread yes? 6/20/2011 3:16:04 PM |
rbrthwrd Suspended 3125 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Theres a sliding scale of sorts with boob size versus allowable bf%. Let's face it, it takes winning the genetics jackpot for an optimally skinny girl to have fat optimal boobs as well. Concessions have to be made within certain parameters. " |
fuck that, big tits do not make up for not being skinny. also, big tits are usually pretty disappointing when the bra comes of.
give me a thin girl with small perky boobs and damn day.6/20/2011 3:16:32 PM |
GGMon All American 6462 Posts user info edit post |
I love thick chicks 6/20/2011 3:17:52 PM |
stategrad100 All American 6606 Posts user info edit post |
Actively engaging in being single is an implicit vote of self-confidence that you can find someone when you're ready, not a sign you're afraid of commitment. 6/20/2011 3:17:59 PM |
BlackJesus Suspended 13089 Posts user info edit post |
^^^^ yes and pm me some dirty talk
[Edited on June 20, 2011 at 3:18 PM. Reason : ^^ ] 6/20/2011 3:18:13 PM |
Samwise16 All American 12710 Posts user info edit post |
I pass the "arm" test, but quite a few guys on here still call me fatty
I am confused about this. 6/20/2011 3:18:49 PM |
rbrthwrd Suspended 3125 Posts user info edit post |
i disagree about you passing 6/20/2011 3:20:09 PM |
Samwise16 All American 12710 Posts user info edit post |
Good for you, but my arms actually aren't bigger anymore. 6/20/2011 3:21:27 PM |
GGMon All American 6462 Posts user info edit post |
but how do you titty fuck an a / b cup? 6/20/2011 3:21:40 PM |
BlackJesus Suspended 13089 Posts user info edit post |
Jerks
6/20/2011 3:22:39 PM |
Joie begonias is my boo 22491 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I, too, appreciate people who don't complain about such trivial things" |
6/20/2011 3:23:40 PM |
LunaK LOSER :( 23634 Posts user info edit post |
6/20/2011 3:25:27 PM |
stategrad100 All American 6606 Posts user info edit post |
2kcal/day is a lot less than people think
Just sayin. I am not afraid to take the fork away from her if she gets too greedy like lil tucci said I'll starve her to death if she get greedy ya dun did hurrrrd me 6/20/2011 3:25:44 PM |
Samwise16 All American 12710 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I, too, appreciate people who don't complain about such trivial things" |
6/20/2011 3:26:50 PM |
punchmonk Double Entendre 22300 Posts user info edit post |
It does amaze me that women will date guys who will take the fork away. Some mental disorders on both sides right there. 6/20/2011 3:29:03 PM |
rbrthwrd Suspended 3125 Posts user info edit post |
a lot of guys are afraid to tell their girl when she is getting fat. i'm not. and i expect her to do the same to me. 6/20/2011 3:29:45 PM |
BlackJesus Suspended 13089 Posts user info edit post |
^^ I'm amazed daily by the stupid decisions women make when it comes to men.
[Edited on June 20, 2011 at 3:30 PM. Reason : ^] 6/20/2011 3:29:57 PM |
Samwise16 All American 12710 Posts user info edit post |
whoa whoa whoa
people seriously take the fork away from their s.o.? I thought that was a joke. 6/20/2011 3:31:14 PM |
stategrad100 All American 6606 Posts user info edit post |
It usually involves a combination of a stopwatch, a calorimeter, a public scene in a restaurant and make-up sex. 6/20/2011 3:31:20 PM |
TKE-Teg All American 43405 Posts user info edit post |
rbrthwrd
the more this guy posts, the more i like him. 6/20/2011 3:31:33 PM |
Joie begonias is my boo 22491 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "people seriously take the fork away from their s.o.? I thought that was a joke." |
6/20/2011 3:31:52 PM |
sumfoo1 soup du hier 41043 Posts user info edit post |
seriously... i bet you're fat to someone. 6/20/2011 3:31:53 PM |
Samwise16 All American 12710 Posts user info edit post |
I'm pretty sure if Eric ever took the fork away from me I'd grab his and stab his hand out of sheer principle. 6/20/2011 3:33:05 PM |
punchmonk Double Entendre 22300 Posts user info edit post |
I knew of a girl who let her guy dictate what she ate. Fuck that. 6/20/2011 3:33:05 PM |
Skack All American 31140 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "That is a great goal! Not only fat girls do this...I, too, appreciate people who don't complain about such trivial things especially if free beach condo stay is part of the deal. Ingratitude is more disgusting to me than people who have really unhealthy eating habits." |
Yeah, it really only takes a marginal amount of healthiness to bounce up and down those stairs four or five times a day. The rest really is attitude. A bad attitude will mess up your life just as bad as poor health and I try really hard not to surround myself with people like that.
And I don't actually own a condo...It's a timeshare.
[Edited on June 20, 2011 at 3:35 PM. Reason : l]6/20/2011 3:33:37 PM |
ThePeter TWW CHAMPION 37709 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I pass the "arm" test, but quite a few guys on here still call me fatty" |
well there's your problem6/20/2011 3:33:38 PM |
Joie begonias is my boo 22491 Posts user info edit post |
^^^NUH UH
[Edited on June 20, 2011 at 3:34 PM. Reason : sdfdsfd] 6/20/2011 3:33:42 PM |
GREEN JAY All American 14180 Posts user info edit post |
i'm the biggest bitch in the thread and i got the biggest fuck you for the OP 6/20/2011 3:33:54 PM |
stategrad100 All American 6606 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I'm pretty sure if Eric ever took the fork away from me I'd grab his and stab his hand out of sheer principle." |
Make sure you say, "I'M HUNGGGRRRYYYYY" while you do it. Dramatic effect.6/20/2011 3:34:28 PM |
fleetwud AmbitiousButRubbish 49741 Posts user info edit post |
6/20/2011 3:34:58 PM |
BlackJesus Suspended 13089 Posts user info edit post |
6/20/2011 3:36:09 PM |
rbrthwrd Suspended 3125 Posts user info edit post |
you don't have to take a fork away, you can just say "babe are you sure you want desert?" 6/20/2011 3:37:15 PM |
Samwise16 All American 12710 Posts user info edit post |
No, I think instead of "I'm hungry" I'll just say "FEEEEED MEEEE SEYMOUR"
^ Oh. Fuck. That.
A comment like that would seriously make me walk out. Don't even try that "nice judging" shiz.
[Edited on June 20, 2011 at 3:38 PM. Reason : .] 6/20/2011 3:37:26 PM |
DivaBaby19 Davidbaby19 45208 Posts user info edit post |
LOL if someone said that to me, just to be a bitch, I'd order 2 desserts. 6/20/2011 3:38:48 PM |
BlackJesus Suspended 13089 Posts user info edit post |
Yall are doing it wrong.
Just bwn her extra long to burn the calories off.
profit. 6/20/2011 3:39:22 PM |
GREEN JAY All American 14180 Posts user info edit post |
6/20/2011 3:39:33 PM |
BlackJesus Suspended 13089 Posts user info edit post |
FDT 6/20/2011 3:40:57 PM |
rbrthwrd Suspended 3125 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "LOL if someone said that to me, just to be a bitch, I'd order 2 desserts." |
if he's out with you i'm just gonna assume that he is into that kind of thing6/20/2011 3:41:20 PM |
stategrad100 All American 6606 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Yall are doing it wrong.
Just bwn her extra long to burn the calories off.
profit.
" |
BlackJesus wins
There is an understood mandate to go at least four hours (after carb loading with tortellini).6/20/2011 3:41:36 PM |
Samwise16 All American 12710 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "LOL if someone said that to me, just to be a bitch, I'd order 2 desserts." |
Hahahaha... Yes. Don't forget to add to the effect and chew with your mouth open and keep going "mmmmmmm"6/20/2011 3:41:38 PM |
GREEN JAY All American 14180 Posts user info edit post |
pretty sure nobody cares who you find sexually attractive, especially the people you find sexually attractive. 6/20/2011 3:42:30 PM |
rbrthwrd Suspended 3125 Posts user info edit post |
guys are really to blame for you fat chicks thinking that ordering more dessert and chewing like a cow is an appropriate response, for some unknown reason that have put your fupa on a pedestal.
i don't have to drop my standards, a girl reacts like that and i'm walking out. fuck that, she was getting fat anyways. her loss, not mine. 6/20/2011 3:44:34 PM |
DivaBaby19 Davidbaby19 45208 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "if he's out with you i'm just gonna assume that he is into that kind of thing" |
Or he really wants to fuck a black chick...which is what I've noticed more than dudes liking chubs6/20/2011 3:45:29 PM |
GREEN JAY All American 14180 Posts user info edit post |
^^actually, it's her gain. and you leaving would be the cherry on top
[Edited on June 20, 2011 at 3:46 PM. Reason : -] 6/20/2011 3:45:41 PM |
Samwise16 All American 12710 Posts user info edit post |
So let me get this straight
You're saying that us having a reaction that basically says we see how ridiculous the statement was and retaliate against it, is due to guys liking fat chicks?
Yes. Yes, that's it. It has nothing to do with the fact that, ya know, we can think for ourselves.
Are you going to have someone else to blame for a chick walking out on your for that type of statement?
I bet you like your woman to have dinner on the table by 6, too. 6/20/2011 3:47:01 PM |