too much food too much to drink

2/6/2011 10:36:12 PM

Cut 9 inches off my hair.

2/6/2011 10:36:34 PM

make money off it?

2/6/2011 10:38:00 PM

...no

I paid money to have it done.

2/6/2011 10:39:02 PM

too much food, can't move

2/6/2011 10:45:04 PM

Nevermind...just measured it...it's 11 inches.

2/6/2011 10:51:45 PM

thats what she said

2/6/2011 10:58:58 PM

This cat is driving me crazy

2/6/2011 11:03:33 PM

this wasn't exactly what i would term as a good weekend...

but it ended on a pretty good note

2/6/2011 11:07:15 PM

ya I had fun

2/6/2011 11:08:43 PM

BLAH

2/6/2011 11:11:42 PM

The great and powerful Bretticus to the rescue of this damsel in "dis-dressed"


Tonight I began undressing for bed, not realizing that I had left the blinds to our bedroom open. Brett notices this and so he leaps across the bed, almost falls on the other side, knocks over everything on my dresser and closes the blinds.


This fair maiden still has her honor

2/6/2011 11:25:58 PM

cool story bro

2/6/2011 11:31:41 PM

^^ lol, Peter would just yell at me that I should probably shut the blinds.

2/6/2011 11:32:23 PM

I think it's funny because in normal situations he would have done just that. But in his inebriated state of mind his actions were the better option

2/6/2011 11:38:31 PM

I hadn't seen the bowling night group pic before, hate I missed that

2/6/2011 11:50:28 PM

POOP ON MY POOP

2/6/2011 11:59:16 PM

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2/7/2011 12:03:46 AM

that really ruffles my jimmies that some cock nozzle has such a problem with two people livin their lives that he feels the need to make it personal like that


i am far from left wing, but by god, that is f-ed what happened to those folks, and if I had my way, the people responsible would have the same happen to their testicles, spectacles, wallet, and watch face

2/7/2011 12:12:41 AM

My happy blog (traveling) and sad blog (dealing with life) is even post count now



*sigh*

2/7/2011 12:42:35 AM

Gosh, benadryl. Please work. I can't show up to work at 9:30am every day this week again. FIX ZE BREATHING AND GIVE US US SLEEP.

2/7/2011 12:43:16 AM

Duke Duke

2/7/2011 12:45:44 AM

2/7/2011 12:49:55 AM

wow sawahash

I wish I even had 11 inches of hair

also cock

2/7/2011 4:17:25 AM

^I would settle for 4 inches. sad day.

2/7/2011 4:21:13 AM

I can get a red and white brooks brothers seer sucker jacket for 100 bucks. FUCK YES.

2/7/2011 4:22:52 AM

i miss adam.

...and drew, for that matter.

*sigh*

2/7/2011 4:32:03 AM

i feel like crap and i hurt everywhere...

and i didn't drink a drop last night...


i think a bad cold is in my future

2/7/2011 7:03:32 AM

2/7/2011 7:52:45 AM

big pic is big


and fuck mondays

2/7/2011 8:08:27 AM

^^ plz resize that. kthx


also, I need to get some work done, seeing as I did NOTHING this weekend. ugh.

2/7/2011 8:22:03 AM

ugh

already falling asleep at my desk.

not a good sign for the day

2/7/2011 8:46:56 AM

Heh, did you get his number for Evan?

I woke up early (just got out of the shower) to do an assignment for a class. I was about to start the assignment, but I just got an email saying it's not due til Wednesday because the guidelines for it still haven't been posted. Waste of time, waste of an extra hour of sleep.

2/7/2011 8:49:26 AM

blahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

2/7/2011 9:21:14 AM

I'm going to have to wash my hair more often now. Cause it's too short to just throw up into a messy bun on the top of my head anymore...at least it won't take that long to dry it in the mornings though.

2/7/2011 9:22:37 AM

shit going down on Dan Allen at Western

2/7/2011 9:24:21 AM

^ What's happening?

2/7/2011 9:25:42 AM

The bathroom is preheated! Shower time.

2/7/2011 9:25:58 AM

^^ gas leak, i think. Detouring all traffic, road is blocked off and there was a popo and firetruck

2/7/2011 9:28:05 AM

Down another pound! I know this is bad but I keep weighing myself in the mornings, it's amazing to me how fast the scale is going down when it refused to budge for the last couple years. Awwwwwwwwwesome. Maybe I can hit my goal sooner than expected!

2/7/2011 9:35:56 AM

dear tummy...I thought we were friends? I need to be in durham by like 11:30 and you are bothering me VERY much. I can't fart during sales meetings!

2/7/2011 9:53:35 AM

2/7/2011 9:54:24 AM

i need some work to do

2/7/2011 10:10:32 AM

hahaha my brother beat me by 5 seconds. damn

2/7/2011 10:24:19 AM

2/7/2011 10:25:19 AM

ugh go away

2/7/2011 10:30:59 AM

Two tests Wednesday and One Friday. This week is going to blow.

2/7/2011 10:32:02 AM

Quote :

"I remember sitting at the dinner table and watch my Mom and Dad eat an entire cube of butter...sometimes just eating the butter by itself. My father's Saturday morning breakfast consisted of a box of Hostess Ding-Dongs and a 2 liter bottle of Pepsi. "

2/7/2011 10:32:44 AM

2/7/2011 11:07:25 AM

i think i'm going home and sleep...


or at least rest...


i feel crappy

2/7/2011 11:11:22 AM