Running Machine (Raleigh)
Reply to: sale-1016183598@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2009-02-01, 8:58AM EST

I have a running machine that works but is off balance. If you are a handy, you could easily get this in working order. It has hardly been used just moved around for the last 8 years. I am tired of moving this for my wife while she promises some day to use it. Come get it before she notices.

2/1/2009 2:32:15 PM

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"Looking for a mountain place to propose!!! Someone please help me out! (Anywhere mountain!) Reply to: sale-1018398159@craigslist.org [?] Date: 2009-02-02, 8:49PM EST I am looking to take my girlfriend, the love of my life, to the mountains for our 5 year anniversary and propose to her. What would be more romantic than proposing sitting under a blanket watching the sunset over the mountains? Knowing her I can tell you nothing would be. I would love for it to be an everlasting memory for both of us. I am not making a ton of money right now because I am a self-employed contractor and business is extremely slow... I am looking for a mountain getaway anywhere in NC or VA. If anyone has a cabin or anything that I could rent for a long weekend, or possibly a week for a relatively cheap price (of course, in the name of love would be even better!!!) PLEASE help me out! Just send me an email if you have what I'm looking for and could help I would be forever greatful! "

awwwwwwwwwww

2/2/2009 10:28:41 PM

WWE Heavyweight Championship Belt - $275 (Hillsborough)

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/clt/1020732199.html

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"email this posting to a friend raleigh craigslist > collectibles Avoid scams and fraud by dealing locally! Beware any deal involving Western Union, Moneygram, wire transfer, cashier check, money order, shipping, escrow, or any promise of transaction protection/certification/guarantee. More info WWE Heavyweight Championship Belt - $275 (Hillsborough) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Reply to: sale-1020732199@craigslist.org [?] Date: 2009-02-04, 2:14PM EST After much consideration, I have decided to get rid of my WWE Championship Belt. My price is $250 firm and cash only. It is in perfect condition and fits up to a 48" waist. It comes with a WWE bag (like a case for the belt to stay in) and the only flaw is that the zipper is broken. If you are interested in purchasing this, please respond to this posting or email me directly at outlawrecovery@yahoo.com. •Location: Hillsborough •it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests PostingID: 1020732199"

[Edited on February 4, 2009 at 6:06 PM. Reason : lol]

2/4/2009 6:05:55 PM

^My brother-in-law has one of those.

2/4/2009 6:19:57 PM

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/roo/1022550052.html

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"I’m looking for a roommate that can move in around February 16. You won't have to pay rent until March. Current roommate’s moving out February 15 for Michigan and can’t take everything he owns, so he was planning on Goodwilling the rest of it. If you’re interested, he can leave a bed (queen or full, not sure), maybe a dresser, desk, etc. The house is located a block or so away from the Western Blvd. end of Boylan, where it meets Dorothea Dr. Rent is $325 per month; total monthly bill with utilities isn’t much more than $400. No pets or smokers. Old roommate pisses on the toilet seat; it’d be cool if you didn’t do that. I'm a recent graduate, so I'd prefer someone that goes to school around here or recently graduated as well. Otherwise, I’m pretty easy going. "

2/6/2009 4:45:12 PM

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"pizzaria for sale - $130 (raleigh) Reply to: sale-1023815037@craigslist.org [?] Date: 2009-02-06, 4:15PM EST Great cash flow, in very location call jason for more infor mation. (919)389-1598 "

...

2/6/2009 5:05:25 PM

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"128mb CompactFlash Memory Card (Cary) Reply to: sale-1022559910@craigslist.org [?] Date: 2009-02-05, 6:20PM EST For a digital camera. Like new. What do you have? "

lol

2/6/2009 5:35:51 PM

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/spo/1024663262.html

2/7/2009 12:37:45 PM

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"Penis pong table for sale - $7 (Raleigh) Reply to: sale-1024663262@craigslist.org [?] Date: 2009-02-07, 10:53AM EST I'm looking for someone to bend me over the table and slap my buttocks repeatadly with the paddles. You can even put balls in my mouth, or my favorite to string them together and use them as anal beads Asking $50 negotiable and will deliver in the raleigh/cary area for $10. Email with questions. Thanks for looking... "

post the fucking ads people, they get deleted.

2/7/2009 12:55:55 PM

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"Hot man sitting on a strange bench - w4m - 27 (Hargett & Fayetteville) Reply to: pers-1024775327@craigslist.org [?] Date: 2009-02-07, 11:59AM EST I spotted you as I walked out of Morning Times; "sitting" across the street reading a paper in the sun. What were you sitting on? That "thing" has never been there before, and neither have you. The sidewalk gnomes were busy last night I see. I frequent the area occasionally and did not notice the work crew installing that...how could it be best characterized....bench? I presage there is some subterfuge surrounding the appearance of this perdurable object, but your serendipitous appearance on it this morning I find to be quite prelapsarian. Forgive my maqniloquent "missed connection", the idyllic posture of you engrossed in the newspaper struck my amative fancy. You didn't even notice me approach you with my camera; surly you were reading something interesting! Or you knew I was walking towards you and hid yourself behind the opinion page. I find you quite attractive and in particular you strike me a man of the earth but those hands! What kind of lotion do you use?!?! This may sound opprobrious but you have the smoothest, most feminine hands I have ever seen on a man, but your legs! Like fire hydrants! Powerful, muscular, piston-like. I want those hands touching me...your legs pumping..... Email me. "

This has to be a put on. Who in the fuck talks like that?

[Edited on February 7, 2009 at 4:25 PM. Reason : Annoyed by this ad for some reason]

2/7/2009 4:24:41 PM

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"I frequent the area occasionally"

2/7/2009 4:41:20 PM

frequent lulz to be had on craigslist

2/8/2009 2:14:04 AM

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/cas/1025728385.html

my husband stabbed me in the head during a "magic trick"...im not sure if it was an accident because i cant remember much but hes in prison and i need a new man

2/8/2009 8:49:04 AM

^lolol

2/9/2009 7:03:18 PM

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"Free Well (Franklinton) Reply to: sale-1028408976@craigslist.org [?] Date: 2009-02-09, 10:59PM EST Hi, I have a well in my yard that I no longer use, I connected to city water and now it just sits there. Its 68 feet deep and full of water, so if you have a way of moving it, its yours! great for someone who has water problems, or is just putting a mobile home on a vacant lot or something. Doesnt matter to me why you want it, I just need it moved. Please be serious if you want this because its first come first serve."

carl

fucking

face

2/10/2009 12:01:55 AM

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/mis/1027589911.html

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"Run for the Roses - m4w - 27 (Raleigh) Reply to: pers-1027589911@craigslist.org [?] Date: 2009-02-09, 1:56PM EST I'm not delusional nor narcissistic enough to think that A: she'll read this or B: she'd care, however I must point out - the third overall women's finisher - breathtaking. "

KK Challenge is my best bet.

2/10/2009 11:46:19 AM

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"3 2300 19 F DASHA KARELOV RALEIGH NC 24 00:16:34 00:08:17 9 00:08:15 4 00:15:31 00:07:46 00:37:52 00:40:19"

2/10/2009 11:59:00 AM

apparently, an RA, and double majoring in chem e and paper science

2/10/2009 12:02:26 PM

Leesville High Graduate.
RA at Alexander
Mother is Marina Karelov

2 minute video of her is found at http://www.highschoolot.com/content/video/3278395/

2/10/2009 12:35:56 PM

Wow, you guys are creepy.

2/10/2009 12:56:58 PM

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"Wow, you guys are creepy."

true...but i'll totally come to y'all if i ever need any light detective work done

2/10/2009 12:58:22 PM

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/w4m/1029096369.html

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"anyone with herpes HSV - 38 (raleigh) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Reply to: pers-1029096369@craigslist.org [?] Date: 2009-02-10, 1:40PM EST Hi...there is a lot more to me than that, but getting it out of the way first leaves space to breathe. I'm a mom, first and foremost, so you must like kids, must love dogs, we have 2, not be against tattoos, I have a few and you can see them (some). I have a good job, knock on wood, a home, a car. I don't need someone, but I would like to share my life again. Other things about me...I'm Italian (american), love to read, Unitarian Universalist, open to as much as I can be in terms of beliefs, lifestyles, previous experiences in life. I work out 6 days a week which does not mean I'm "buff", it means I'm working on being as healthy as I can be. I'm on the short sturdy end of the scale, not one of the beautiful people but have a pretty smile. Anyway, please write if I've written something which interests you. Lets see if we have anything in common. Race not an issue. pic 4 pic. "

2/10/2009 5:53:43 PM

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"Mark-I don't want you-You are fat - w4m - 29 (Jessica) Reply to: pers-1028547362@craigslist.org [?] Date: 2009-02-10, 2:26AM EST Get it through your head. You are fat and you can't have girls like me. I tried fixing you up with my fat friend. What's wrong with her? She's nice. You say you are in love with me but I sure can't see myself with someone as large as you. I told you we could be friends and I thought you were ok with that. Where is this crap coming from? If you don't stop "having feelings" for me then I will just end the friendship. Is that clear enough? God you are such a pyscho! On that note, I just feel so creeped out to think that my friend who I've spent so much time with is obsessing over me...eewww. You've even spent nights in my home and all the while perving on me!!! I'm not going to lie, I have wondered what it would be like to be with you because you seem like the kind of man I'd want. If only you'd lose 75 pounds. I'm so disgusted to think a fat man finds me attractive. And forget that night, I was drunk and you should know better. "

Which one of you is Mark?

2/10/2009 8:15:24 PM

[quote]
Reply to: pers-1028551336@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2009-02-10, 2:37AM EST



"Get it through your head. You are fat and you can't have girls like me. I tried fixing you up with my fat friend. What's wrong with her?"

She's fat, you stupid bitch.

2/11/2009 7:13:26 PM

^^^ aw, I feel kinda bad for her... aside from her having herpes I don't see what is funny about that post. At least she was honest and up front about it, which I'm sure most people looking to hook up through Craigslist aren't.

[Edited on February 11, 2009 at 7:41 PM. Reason : ]

2/11/2009 7:41:09 PM

^What he said.

2/11/2009 8:23:59 PM

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"you said you would send cock pics - w4m -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: 2009-01-22, 5:07PM PST We met at the furry convention. You said you would dress your little soldier up in a piggy costume and send it to me, along with the pics. I said I would put it on my toy, and take pics of my vagina eating the little piggy. You never sent it. I waited. What happened? I even shaved mine to look like a tiger. Grrrr! "

2/14/2009 8:47:17 PM

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"christian couple seeking barter/damaged home rental exchange! (durham & surrounding) Reply to: sale-1038213052@craigslist.org [?] Date: 2009-02-17, 9:36AM EST will repair your damaged or unlivable home to markey value equity, will supply electric and labor,30 years exp in all phases of construction, flooring,carpentry,tree removals,bath remodels, kitchens, plumbing,sheetrock,tile, fences. christian couple with no problems,drugs,gangs ,deseas's,or handicapped,clean caucasian christian couple, will turn your property into valuable equity for exchange rental barter, please call 884-8282"

No deaseas's!

Way too many homeschooling parents are of this ilk

2/17/2009 1:31:37 PM

i was just looking at that

2/17/2009 1:32:40 PM

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"clean caucasian christian couple"

I C what they did there

2/17/2009 1:33:20 PM

Females for Barefoot Powderpuff Football

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/tlg/1037674728.html


ey Girls Here is the info on the Powderpuff Games. Unique fun at its finest.
$200 an hour Females for Barefoot/ Powderpuff football game.A male foot group is funding a Barefoot Powderpuff football games this Spring with the next one in February. We may move indoors on a soccer type cushy turf for the bad weather days .Those of you who did last months games are welcome back plus we will be adding a few more. The males participants are either from a rugby group or firefighters. They are almost all in twenties. The females for hire will wear football jerseys , and shorts. The male foot group members simply like to watch female barefeet in action with scantly clad men. The male players will be wearing mesh thongs. This will be at a semi public field and The male foot group members may ONLY watch from the sidelines and will not be permitted to talk to the participants. You do not have to be athletic but at least look good trying.Pay is $200 an hour for a four hour game/event. plus tips.If selected you have the option to work a partial game. We will be adding a few more players and a couple cheerleaders for the Fall roster. The barefoot cheerleaders get $75 an hour plus tips.The event will NOT be filmed or videod .This should be another fun event and surely profitable. Bring attitude and barefeet

2/17/2009 2:33:32 PM

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"Way too many homeschooling parents are of this ilk "

And yet somehow their children blow public school children out of the water. What does that say?

2/17/2009 4:47:35 PM

I was talking not about the intelligence, but about the lack thereof, in conjunction with the in-your-face religion.

i.e., there are bad apples in all groups. It just so happens that with homeschooling, they're religious fanatics.

Religion + idiocy = bad news

[Edited on February 17, 2009 at 4:55 PM. Reason : lkjsd]

2/17/2009 4:54:04 PM

^^that you can manage to be book smart and a psycho at the same time?

Seriously though, there are some home schoolers who end up ok.. but I have heard the stories about the ones who just end up sheltered nuts. I'm sure with the parents they had it would have happened anyway.

[Edited on February 17, 2009 at 4:55 PM. Reason : ^]

2/17/2009 4:54:47 PM

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"I'm sure with the parents they had it would have happened anyway."

To some degree, yes.

No matter how close your parents monitor you outside of school, they can't prevent their children from learning basic interpersonal skills while at school.

And that, imo, is the biggest fault of homeschooling.

2/17/2009 4:56:50 PM

Hahaha, this is classic:

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/med/1040565094.html

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"Male Nude Model Needed (Chapel Hill) Date: 2009-02-18, 7:02PM EST Male model needed for abstract/line drawing project in Chapel Hill. Model should be muscular and comfortable posing nude for a series of photographs, expected to take 3 hours. Compensation is $100. Models should be comfortable with posing nude in a variety of poses, specifically in illuminating the relationship between sexuality and self. The project is not pornographic at all but may require sexual poses. Final project will not contain identifying information and will be abstract line drawings, and the photographs are for artist's use only and will remain confidential. Ideal candidates should be 25 or under, but exceptions can always be made. Please send a body shot for consideration. * Location: Chapel Hill * Compensation: $100 for 3 hour session. * Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster. * Please, no phone calls about this job! * Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests."

2/18/2009 7:50:16 PM

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/spo/1041274884.html

Gim for sale $350 - $350 (Crabtree mall area)
Reply to: sale-1041274884@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2009-02-19, 11:08AM EST


I have this gim for sale bought it some years ago but its been barely used, looks brand new and has all the parts please email me if interested

2/19/2009 8:09:16 PM

is he talking about a gem or a gym?

EDIT: ok, i clicked the link... it's a "gym"

[Edited on February 19, 2009 at 8:10 PM. Reason : lol]

2/19/2009 8:10:05 PM

http://charlotte.craigslist.org/bks/1041326424.html

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"Dildo Books (Your ass) Reply to: sale-1041326424@craigslist.org [?] Date: 2009-02-19, 11:39AM EST I HAVE SEVERAL BOOKS ON HOW TO USE DILDOS "

2/19/2009 10:08:27 PM

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"The big guy working at Lowes - w4m - 31 (durham) Reply to: pers-1050080840@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?] Date: 2009-02-25, 6:15PM EST Well i've came in a couple of time's since i first saw u. even when i didn't really need anything. U told me ur name is Matt one day when i asked u too help me find type of light bulb I knew the store didn't have. Wow i love that name. Well I really would love to treat u too a lunch. Im a bigger blond headed woman. well not that big not much over 200. but ur so big I know u could handle me. PS i loved it when u bent down to look on the bottom shelf for me an u had the plumber crack. What can i say i really like a big boy! so if we bump in too each other again mybe ill have the nerve to ask u out. :-)Angie "

Birds of a feather get eat together?

[Edited on February 25, 2009 at 11:38 PM. Reason : asdf]

2/25/2009 11:37:31 PM

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"We're no strangers to love... - 19 (Triangle) Reply to: pers-1050323494@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?] Date: 2009-02-25, 3:18PM EST Things I will never do. -Give you up -Let you down -Run around and desert you -Make you cry -Say goodbye -Tell a lie and hurt you "

ahahaha. Sneak attack Rick Roll!

2/25/2009 11:51:38 PM

2/26/2009 4:02:13 AM

need a hous for rent (lynnhaven mall. )

hi im a 30year old man looking for a hous to rent around the lynnhaven mall. area for me and my brother....
i work in the mall and im trying to stay around that area we dont party all we do is work i have a fool time job...
my brother has 2 job one is fool time and the other is a part time.... if you have a place pls E-mail me im moveing out the place i have now....
thank you

http://norfolk.craigslist.org/apa/1051578468.html

Lol, found that gem looking at rentals in the hampton roads area. Might be moving that way soon...

2/28/2009 5:04:32 AM

^What do you believe their ethnicity is?

2/28/2009 5:46:57 AM

^ Mocha.

2/28/2009 6:05:55 AM

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"FOOL TIME JOB"

2/28/2009 11:02:31 AM

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"i m lloking for a rear winsheild ,a 1989 honda acoord auto,4dr please if u have a cheap one fopr sale let me know call me at919-996-0472 yak"

arghx?

3/1/2009 1:16:38 AM

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" i have a fool time job... "

3/1/2009 11:11:48 AM

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"HEX REMOVED Reply to: sale-qu5fq-1059233013@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?] Date: 2009-03-03, 8:07PM EST Badly in need of HEX removal. Have lost constantly on Stock Market when only a few months ago, I made good Money."

3/4/2009 12:48:38 AM

craigslist is always good for a laugh

3/4/2009 1:11:11 AM