3/4/2009 1:12:56 AM

I know this guy...

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/m4w/1052978178.html

Quote :

"are you really that hot - 24 if you think you're the hottest girl on this thing and you shouldnt be on here then hit me up "

[Edited on March 4, 2009 at 3:28 AM. Reason : link]

3/4/2009 3:12:10 AM

^what a surprise, guy buys himself a cheap technics setup and he's suddenly the belle of the ball

3/4/2009 7:04:23 AM

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"ADVISE on a friendship (nc) Reply to: sale-sphb6-1059714808@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?] Date: 2009-03-04, 8:42AM EST Ok so i have this friend of 25 years we have been close and always stayed in touch no matter where we were .. then about 10 years ago she talked me into moving here and for the first couple of years we saw each other alot then she got ill and went into the hospital to have surgery i was there the whole time (her husband wasn't) when she was released and went home her husband wouldn't let me see she so time went bye i called her stoped bye(husband always said SHE was asleep) so i just tryed to call her (about once a week) for a long time she never called me back so life went on for me i still tryed to call with no answer so i tryed like once a month for the next 2 or 3 years nothing then i sent her a note in the mail asking what i did again heard nothing for a couple more years then i called one last time to see if she was ok.. she answered asked me to come see her and talk so i did and all she talked about was herself and her family never asking how i was since then she only calls me when she needs something or to complain about things in her life still never asking me how i am.. i told her i had lost my job.. my home ..i had to rent out and now I'm struggling living here and there and i talked to her about these things and all she says is things will get better for me and then starts to complain again .MY QUESTION IS TO ALL YOU CLers IS DO I CONTINUE WITH THIS ONE SIDED FRIENDSHIP??THANKS FOR ANY ADVISE"

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3/4/2009 1:29:01 PM

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"need a hous for rent (lynnhaven mall. ) hi im a 30year old man looking for a hous to rent around the lynnhaven mall. area for me and my brother.... i work in the mall and im trying to stay around that area we dont party all we do is work i have a fool time job... my brother has 2 job one is fool time and the other is a part time.... if you have a place pls E-mail me im moveing out the place i have now.... thank you http://norfolk.craigslist.org/apa/1051578468.html"

From the last page ITT. Sweet fucking jesus, I live near there.

[Edited on March 4, 2009 at 4:18 PM. Reason : .]

3/4/2009 4:18:20 PM

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"on ITT"

what?

[Edited on March 4, 2009 at 4:21 PM. Reason : oh, you fixed it]

3/4/2009 4:21:20 PM

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"Hello everybody, My husband was laid off and we are looking for a job,we have a college degree as engineers, but now we are looking for any job, general labor, baby sitter, cleaning house,we have a son tu support and honestly we are in red numbers...we have references, reliable transportation, and we can do an excellent job "

LOL

Do people with a college education actually make this many spelling/grammatical mistakes?

3/4/2009 7:55:04 PM

If they're drunk, but computer literate people know how to set up spell check.

3/4/2009 7:56:06 PM

from the wording it is likely that they are indian or chinese or something and got laid off of their job.

3/4/2009 8:49:48 PM

^+1

Quote :

"Do people with a college education actually make this many spelling/grammatical mistakes? "

Yes.

3/5/2009 11:16:17 AM

oh god

Quote :

"Home school books wanted (Fuquay) Reply to: sale-wh7gb-1061363624@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?] Date: 2009-03-05, 10:27AM EST If you have any of these books available and are nearby, send me a price. I have some books I can trade so let me know what you're looking for if you're interested in barter. I'm only interested in like new conditions. Thanks! Abeka Arithmetic Workbook for 1st and 4th grades. Lifepac Language Arts for 1st, 3rd and 4th grades Apologia Exploring Creation (any of the elementary books) Mystery of History"

3/5/2009 11:21:30 AM

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"Need Training Crate for puppy (Raleigh/Durham) Reply to: sale-kcum3-1061473049@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?] Date: 2009-03-05, 11:38AM EST I am in need of a training crate for a new dog that I got last week. I have tried to email a few people on craigslist but keep getting error messages. Please email me if you have a crate that I can purchase Thanks and havea blessed day "

Try to train your puppy with prayer...you don't have the mental fortitude to actually train a dog.

3/5/2009 12:10:03 PM

^someone should buy a dog crate for you, CHOAD

3/5/2009 1:22:46 PM

I ♥ you too!

3/5/2009 1:36:57 PM

^i dont get it what is her problem

3/5/2009 1:58:17 PM

She doesn't believe in the same things as hammy so she is a lesser human, by hammy's standards.

Make sense to you? Me neither.

3/5/2009 2:52:16 PM

Yeah, there's nothing saying a nice religious person can't train a dog.

3/5/2009 3:04:01 PM

Why am I surprised that kiwi missed the point?

Right...I'm not.

3/5/2009 3:14:37 PM

LOL enlighten me then....

3/5/2009 3:16:29 PM

She's too stupid to train a dog because she can't be bothered to get pet supplies before getting the pet

Shit, even you can manage that.

3/5/2009 3:19:52 PM

so what if she got the dog from a private owner that didnt have a cage? maybe she doesnt want/have the money to spend top dollar on a cage?

3/5/2009 3:24:48 PM

I dunno

petsmart

3/5/2009 3:25:52 PM

Maybe she was supposed to get a crate but it fell through, maybe the dog was a surprise, maybe the person she got the dog from didn't tell her she needed a crate but after doing research realized she needed one and wanted to be thrifty about it.

3/5/2009 3:31:02 PM

like i said..............

maybe she didnt want to pay for a new one. lots of people do that

3/5/2009 3:34:13 PM

ambrosia pwnt

stay home.

3/5/2009 3:34:54 PM

I know
crazy, thrifty, hippie ambrosia advocating to maybe buy something new from a retail store

pwnt indeed

Thankfully, it's not one of those things that really matters

3/5/2009 3:36:35 PM

Quote :

"Free jennifer lopez picture (Raleigh /capital blvd) Reply to: sale-rst2k-1061589869@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?] Date: 2009-03-05, 12:49PM EST free picture of her in a nice black/clear glass frame, Come and get it will be in front of mailbox,do not email about it just come and get it.If it`s not there then some one eles took it. The address is 3904 peppertree place raleigh nc 27604"

3/5/2009 3:38:22 PM

i saw that last night and loled hard

[Edited on March 5, 2009 at 3:42 PM. Reason : lol]

3/5/2009 3:40:30 PM

Quote :

"crazy,"

3/5/2009 4:12:58 PM

lols

3/5/2009 4:22:31 PM

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"Fine weather on the occasion of my seeing you. - w4m - 24 (Cloumbia&Franklin) Reply to: pers-kkaqy-1062508485@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?] Date: 2009-03-06, 12:20AM EST Standing at the southwest corner of Columbia and Franklin streets, nearly 10:30 AM, you wore snakeskin cowboy boots and madras shorts—around five foot four, two fifty—with a dreadlocked beard and a crew cut. I was the almost blonde or the almost redhead or the somewhere in between (that is if you stand at a certain angle in a particular kind of light) wearing a tan overcoat and a pillbox hat. You were on your phone, an older model Nokia, talking about your work. It sounded like you were wealthy: stocks and things. Are you wealthy? Single? Not that it matters. Does it? Does it matter? I love politics (but probably not yours), babies (but probably not mine), French, and coleslaw. Please send proof of income on handmade letterpressed custom stationary (deckled edge is fine but not preferred, silkscreen is out, wax seal a must). This is love. This is love? Is this love?"

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/mis/1062508485.html

3/6/2009 12:48:19 PM

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"Karaoke Cutie - w4m - 23 (Jax) Reply to: pers-kedy4-1064768357@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?] Date: 2009-03-07, 3:43PM EST You sang Ace of Spades last night and were sooooo cute. I was hanging out in the back of the bar most of the night but we passed each other outside the bathroom and I said "good job." I'm a 24 y.o. BBW and would love to have you sing to me some more... ;-) "

At first I was like then I was like then I was like

3/8/2009 11:43:04 PM

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"seragot mother needed ASAP!!! (apex, nc) Reply to: sale-uzrwy-1067724540@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?] Date: 2009-03-09, 6:36PM EDT the mother took one and i thought she was caring 4 him but found him abandoned again almost dead with heat exhaustion! now i am back to 5 little kittens! im in apex but will drive indeffinatly to save these little guy's; they r so cute!4 of them were tangled together, i got one cut free but had to take 3 of them to the vet b c they were tangled in the embelical(spell?) cords; one of them is going to loose his toes on one hind foot from the circulation being cut off for so long...PLEASE! some one who has a cat who recently had kittens if you think she will take them in and save their life I will be forever greatful to you and the mommy, so will the babies! Please call Tina @ 919-201-8369; they have been exposed to no nourishment for several hours they were born early this morning - time is not on their side at this point! so please some one help!!! "

3/9/2009 7:22:14 PM

ok which one of you guys posted this

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/tfr/1069537327.html

Quote :

"I am starting up an adult video company and am looking for female and male actors for some hardcore video work. You must have a pic in order to be considered."

3/10/2009 9:40:55 PM

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/zip/1070303889.html

Large Bag of Assorted Drive-Thru Condiments FREE (Louisburg, NC)
Reply to: sale-ppebk-1070303889@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Date: 2009-03-11, 1:30PM EDT



I've accumulated quite a group of condiemnts from our eat-out/take-out orders. Everything is still packaged, unused. I'm just over run with them and have what we need. This includes condiments from Wendy's, Arby's, Taco Bell, McDonald's, Bojangles, KFC, Chinese Take-out, etc. Just don't want to toss them if someone can use them for lunches to go or everyday use. We have plenty, but too much. So I'm passing these on.

Free to whoever can pick them up.

3/12/2009 3:35:55 PM

I read that and was wondering just how fat those people are.

I was tempted to take them just to see.

3/12/2009 3:39:41 PM

wait, so you didnt post it?

3/12/2009 3:46:16 PM

I don't do arby's

3/12/2009 3:53:39 PM

^x5

totally me

3/12/2009 3:55:23 PM

eh, if it was just arbys i might be interested in the horsey sauce. I looked for horseradish (raifort) in every grocery store in our area in quebec. no go. i gotta put that on a list of things to take up there.

3/12/2009 3:55:34 PM

Horseradish cheddar ham sandwiches are the shit

3/14/2009 12:38:56 AM

lol at the condiment post. my roommates and i had a kitchen drawer slammed full of miscellaneous condiments one year in school.

3/14/2009 12:52:35 AM

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"Lots of Free Stuff--STOLEN TOTE--READ (Raleigh 27606) Reply to: sale-fqzwg-1077219039@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?] Date: 2009-03-16, 10:52AM EDT To the person who stole the tote..our surveillance camera got your car and plate number. I will give you until midnight tonight to return it. You are selfish and rude and thanks to you my other lots of free items will be donated to a thrift store wher you can pay for them. I call the cops at midnight tonight. Free..lots of misc stuff...women's clothing and shoes, kids shoes, curtains, decorative home items. Located at 3212 Shire Lane at the bottom of the stairs...must take all..DO NOT TAKE THE PLASTIC TOTE!!! DO NOT KNOCK ON DOOR AS KIDS ARE SICK."

oh snap.

3/16/2009 6:29:19 PM

wow a tote.

no cop will go after a tote theft and they know it. stupids.

3/16/2009 7:05:51 PM

http://sacramento.craigslist.org/act/1077994969.html

Quote :

"Walking Soccer (Folsom) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Reply to: comm-hmjbm-1077994969@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?] Date: 2009-03-16, 2:51PM PDT Do you love soccer but hate running? I do. And I had an idea - Walking Soccer. It may be brilliant or it may be retarded. But it should be a fun experiment. If you'd like to give it a try, I'll organize a match. We'll need at least 5 to a side. We'd play on a half-field as well. "

3/16/2009 7:41:41 PM

wat?

3/16/2009 7:47:10 PM

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"Anyone sending items to troops out there? Reply to: sale-xrjaz-1081198039@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?] Date: 2009-03-18, 7:01PM EDT If so, contact me. I'd like to know how to send some stuff to them."

WTF is google?

3/18/2009 8:01:53 PM

^^^throw in some beer and you've got yourself a fucking game, my friend

3/18/2009 11:00:21 PM

New Best Of

(finally!)

Quote :

"Dear Mr. Scammer..I am sorry - m4w Date: 2009-02-01, 10:11PM CST Dear Mr. Scammer I owe you a few apologies: • I am sorry for responding and saying sure I am happy to engage in a bizarre business deal with you knowing full well it isn’t real. • I am sorry you wasted time to print a horrible fake check. • I am sorry you spent $4.90 UPS’ing it to me overnight. • I am sorry for taking a few days to get back to you after I got the check and ask you for your phone number which you can’t give me. I knew that and still I emailed you for the phone number. • I am sorry that I lied to you and said I could not find a western union office near me, making you look them up, emailing me a list and me telling you those two liquor stores are shut down. • I am sorry that I lied to you about getting pissed at the western union office because they wanted $1.75 to cut a check and that I said that’s robbery and left in a huff. The truth is I never went there in the first place. Sorry for wasting your time that day. • I’m sorry I lied the next day after you threaten to call the FBI and local police on me because I cashed your check and would not pay you. I knew you would not, but I wrote you an email begging you not to call the police and that I would pay you tomorrow after I cashed the check. • I’m sorry that I lied the next day and said the western union office girl was rude to me so I left in anger, again delaying your money by another day. • Im sorry I lied about sending the money to western union in your name vs the shipper so you could not pick it up. I realize this cost you a day or so. • I am really sorry that I lied and said that the money order was at your western union, but off by 1 zip code making you drive 30 minutes to find out I am a liar. • Your last email to me was justified. Obviously from your language you were pissed. The fact that as you "YELLED” and your grasp of the English language seemed to fade away like my Mom’s when she is livid showed me what a bad person I am. • Your phone call from Africa? was upsetting because as you were trying to explain to me how to go down to western union and pay the $1.75 and you would pick up the fee, I realized how frustrated you were getting. I also lied about being hard of hearing and asking you to yell. Sorry. All in all, I am sorry for sucking up your bandwidth. I realize that my actions probably sucked up 6-10 hours of your time and kept you from fleecing some gullible person in America. Please forgive me. Go ahead and send me another forged check and I will send you my cash to your shipper. Please try me again. Even though I lied you to about 15 times I won’t do it again. Your friendly computer person. "

3/22/2009 2:39:03 AM

I posted an add on craigslist offering free math tutoring...

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" Can you tell me of a web site that has all the common equations? Like 3.14 x Diameter = Circumference Length x Height x Width = Area I don't me calculators that do it for me, I mean the formulas them selves so I can freshen up and study on my own. I enjoy working with numbers, and have found some patterns in the old testament of the Bible and would like to figure out what they mean. My Problem is I haven't used a lot of my math in years and I can't remember what I've found means or what else this pattern fits ? Thanks for any help you can give. May God Richly Bless, Cowboy"

3/22/2009 2:50:50 AM