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My roomie is a hardcore gamer.


She's also a late 20-something black woman.


What are the chances of that?

4/19/2012 8:41:26 PM

well that's not racist

4/19/2012 9:30:00 PM

http://www.cracked.com/article_18559_6-famous-geniuses-you-didnt-know-were-perverts.html

Number four is hilarious.

4/19/2012 9:44:40 PM

LOL

At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue came bursting out through your lips and if I gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual, fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole.

4/19/2012 10:25:20 PM

god bless I love my new tv, its so badass

4/20/2012 12:41:30 AM

cant sleep

4/20/2012 2:44:06 AM

TWW. I AM INSANE.
It is 3 o'clock in the morning and I have gotten 12 hours of sleep since Sunday.
I hate this week.
I hate MSE.
And I don't get to sleep this weekend because I have a paper to write and a project to do and shit to do.

4/20/2012 3:01:49 AM

well this has been a miserable and restless night of sleep

4/20/2012 4:02:29 AM

*hugs* to LivinProof78
s'matter dear?

4/20/2012 4:30:49 AM

nothing...

just tossing and turning and can't sleep...

4/20/2012 4:32:52 AM

^I feel your pain.... and why does it seem to be brighter in charlotte at this time than it does in Raleigh......

4/20/2012 6:50:09 AM

^tell mom I said hi!

I need coffee, but I don't want to go make it. FWP

4/20/2012 6:52:56 AM

yay Friday.

4/20/2012 7:20:04 AM

First one in, last one out yesterday. First one in today. I'll be damned if I am here until 5 today.

4/20/2012 7:51:07 AM

Red inbox is red.

I guess I should head into work for a bit....even though there is really no point whatsoever.

4/20/2012 8:28:01 AM

Shouldn't have eaten that 2nd doughnut

4/20/2012 9:14:31 AM

lots of nightmares all nights. lots of death and bloody horrific death at that. i technically slept for almost 11 hours because i went to bed early, but i feel like i got zero real sleep.

4/20/2012 9:26:59 AM

oh hey girl on facebook

thanks for the depressing ass poem about the dog getting abandoned in the park...

that's the real pick-me-up i wanted on this friday morning...

[Edited on April 20, 2012 at 9:36 AM. Reason : sdf]

4/20/2012 9:36:02 AM

I, too, had an awful night of sleep last night despite going to bed early.

4/20/2012 9:36:54 AM

Glad I didn't pay extra for shipping on my northface order. ordered yesterday with regular ground shipping (6-8 business days I think) it will be here tomorrow!


^ *hugs*

[Edited on April 20, 2012 at 9:37 AM. Reason : .]

4/20/2012 9:37:19 AM

^^^ lol, clearly you should now post it on tww for the rest of us to get depressed.

4/20/2012 9:40:12 AM

as you wish! the writing is terrible but the sentiment is none the less depressing...

Quote :

""Woof!" I said as you started the car, "Hooray!" I said, it's my first time afa...r. The scents we were passing were all new to me, For it was my first introduction to this mystery. As we got out of the car I embraced you with joy, After all you remembered to bring my favourite toy! You threw it once or twice, of which I retrieved, But on the third it seemed you were ready to leave. You threw it long and hard and I chased it like lightning, But when I turned to bring it back I saw a sight quite frightening. I gripped my toy hard as I tried to comprehend What it was I did wrong to make our relationship end. You walked back to your car as I sat there still loyal. Why am I subservient and you so royal? Your engine started, and you peeled out into the night, You didn't even care about my overwhelming fright. As I sat in my pose determined you would come back, The sun faded behind me while the surroundings turned black. Day after day I stayed in that park, Lying... waiting... too feeble to bark. As I lay there dying thinking of you master, I asked myself how I got into this horrifying disaster. With my last breath of life, I whispered your name Then I collapsed in a heap overrun by pain. Why didn't you love me master? Why didn't you care? Had I no significance, was I just a clump of hair? I stayed there master and I waited for you I guess taking care of me was just too much to do. I'm gone now master, no more You-and-I But what I can't figure out is why you didn't even say goodbye... "

oh yeah...and it was, of course, accompanied by this picture...



[Edited on April 20, 2012 at 9:43 AM. Reason : i'm extra sensitive to doggy stuff these days]

4/20/2012 9:41:33 AM

tl;dr

4/20/2012 9:42:13 AM

Dear Lord did that dog have ebola or rabies something? How does a dog die within a few hours of being left in a park? I'd abandon it too if it was a carrier of the super AIDS.

4/20/2012 9:43:58 AM

my Pandora stations keep crashing for some reason this morning.

4/20/2012 9:44:56 AM

you clearly didn't read it...

Quote :

"Day after day I stayed in that park, Lying... waiting... too feeble to bark."

4/20/2012 9:45:03 AM

3^

Quote :

"Day after day I stayed in that park"

it died cuz it was too stupid to go looking for food

[Edited on April 20, 2012 at 9:45 AM. Reason : .]

4/20/2012 9:45:40 AM

hah yeah I missed that line when skimming. Apparently it was too dumb to find a trash can

4/20/2012 9:46:53 AM

doggy haters itt

4/20/2012 10:00:59 AM

The Cameron Village Chick-fil-A is stingy with their condiments. One pack of ketchup and one pack of mayo isn't gonna cut it for both my biscuit and my hash browns. I need to remember to ask for specific numbers next time.

4/20/2012 10:16:26 AM

I'm sad I don't live near any of my friends today

4/20/2012 10:18:09 AM

What should I get for lunch today?????? I'm starving!!

4/20/2012 11:44:30 AM

so the most badass coaster here totally broke down with us on it, so they had to pull us off after laying inverted for 25 minutes... head rush!

4/20/2012 11:57:30 AM

Where at??

4/20/2012 12:04:41 PM

Did they offer you anything? Like free tickets?

4/20/2012 12:05:03 PM

^^^ that is precisely why I am terrified of those things now.

an embarrassing puking incident in high school might also contribute to that aversion

4/20/2012 12:08:44 PM

carowinds and it.was on the nighthawk... they got our names, but honesty we were just happy to.be off and upright again

4/20/2012 12:09:45 PM

I hope this guy comes down on his price enough. I would like a [new to me] car in the next few days!

[Edited on April 20, 2012 at 12:13 PM. Reason : would be a fun car too ^.^]

4/20/2012 12:13:39 PM

^^ Wow! I was just on that ride last year. I loved it! Glad we're going to King's Dominion this summer!


Also, I can't believe this dumb UNC broad just slammed her Jeep Cherokee into this parked car in my apt complex. I mean, that car was parked up against the curb since last night and you probably totaled poor guy's Mazda. How do you NOT see that car?!?! You have to go around it to get by.

4/20/2012 12:17:28 PM

i hope the vet tells us to take the e collar off of Charlie and clear her for a real bath. dry baths don't work. she is such a mess she's been banished to the laundry room, but we miss her.

4/20/2012 1:52:52 PM

blah di blah blah blah.

blah.

4/20/2012 1:53:54 PM

I think I may watch Seinfeld too much for my own good.

4/20/2012 2:07:21 PM

Ghost Dad was on one of the movie channels last night. I forgot how good that movie is. Sidney Poitier is a genius

Quote :

"Daddy. Joan said you can go bleep bleep yourself. She said you guys need to talk and she'll fill in the bleeps later."

4/20/2012 2:23:37 PM

I need a bedside lamp. Anybody got any suggestions? Less than $15 probably. So I will likely hit up Target.

...I know I'm cheap....

Less than Four weeks to go!

4/20/2012 2:30:11 PM

So apparently all the cops in my area was due to a break-in at my apt complex, and of course the car accident in the small road right before that. What a day!

4/20/2012 2:58:57 PM

Looks like I'm gonna be the owner of a 1991 Nissan 240SX SE

4/20/2012 3:25:34 PM

we have to photoshop my wrist to make it not look as pointy for our editor photo

4/20/2012 3:27:13 PM

meant to start cleaning up at 3. whoops.

4/20/2012 3:58:04 PM

absolutely exhausted- it was fun seeing what an ass I used to be vicariously out there today, with all those little brats running around acting like idiots!

4/20/2012 4:54:30 PM

i'm kind of glad my sister subtly insulted me while we were on the phone today. now i don't feel bad if i get her a $25 or $20 gc for her bday instead of 60 like i was planning. shit. i could easily get her a necklace for like 10.99 that would look like it cost at least 20 or 30

[Edited on April 20, 2012 at 7:08 PM. Reason : ]

4/20/2012 7:08:48 PM