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9/30/2007 9:06:08 PM

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/sec/436481490.html
http://raleigh.craigslist.org/etc/436453970.html


[Edited on September 30, 2007 at 10:28 PM. Reason : dfj]

9/30/2007 10:27:57 PM

i cant decide if craigslist is the most real internet site or not

9/30/2007 10:30:57 PM

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/cas/438059839.html

10/2/2007 3:43:51 PM

^WTF.

10/2/2007 5:08:25 PM

somebody has to know that dude

10/2/2007 5:12:27 PM

someone is trying really hard to fuck up his day.

10/2/2007 5:42:33 PM

yep

10/2/2007 5:50:17 PM

540 is VA tech or JMU area i believe...

10/2/2007 9:58:59 PM

10/2/2007 10:04:26 PM

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/m4m/441349994.html

Quote :

"Aunt Tina? - 22 Reply to: pers-441349994@craigslist.org Date: 2007-10-05, 10:20PM EDT looking for my aunt tina..can anyone help * Location: raleigh * it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests "

10/5/2007 10:44:33 PM

http://fayetteville.craigslist.org/m4w/423601447.html

10/5/2007 11:21:25 PM

^

Quote :

"We could take our valtrex together"

haha

10/5/2007 11:30:28 PM

Quote :

"looking for my aunt tina..can anyone help"

I don't know why but I'm crying with laughter right now.

10/5/2007 11:40:31 PM

Quote :

"#2. You MUST work at IBM"

ahaha, so she wants a socially disfunctional geek.... (redundant i know)

really though, everyone I know that works at IBM (admittedly a small group) all have odd personalities, not that they aren't nice/good people, just, unusual quirks... that or huge assholes

10/5/2007 11:50:57 PM

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/nyc/32083626.html

Quote :

"Despite the evidence of Craigslist, men have souls. They experience complex emotions which need acknowledgement. They possess a spirituality in need of cultivation. They are only fully human when they learn to have relationships based on trust, honesty, intimacy, sacrifice, and personal integrity. Regarding married life, it’s just like life in general. Life is suffering, and anyone who thinks otherwise is delusional. Marriage is an ordeal. If the partnership lasts, one of you will watch the other die. If you have children, you will be required to give up some of the things you want in order to provide your children with the things they need. Your life is not a movie, a sporting event, a letter to Penthouse. Your life is one long (or short in some cases) act of dying. To the degree that your presence on earth brings joy and inspiration and tenderness and compassion into the lives of others, your death will have meaning. To the degree that you put yourself above others and indulge in personal pleasure, your life will be wasted. No one owes you an orgasm, a smile, a meal, or a cent. You earn such rewards by being forthright, honorable, kind, and generous. Perfection is not possible or required in marriage. Sacrifice, commitment, communication and love are required. Sexual love depends on all these things. Your personal neuroses and autoerotic fantasies can’t be denied, but keeping them the focus of your existence will leave you an immature and tedious person, in and out of bed, single or attached. More and more, I've come to think that sacrifice is the key. The fact that we live in such a decadent and ignorant era makes personal sacrifice--and the strength and humility and love that animate it--all the more essential to your life and our momentary responsibilities toward one another. Youth is fleeting, and orgasms come and go, but you will experience pain every single day if you are at all conscious of what it is to be human. How you deal with the pain of life, in yourself and in partnership with others, will determine the sort of man you are. For the record, I’m 50, have been with my wife 25 years and love her more than ever. Our sexual relationship has been through a lot in that time, and the sex we have today is absolutely mind-blowing. That fact alone keeps me focused on preserving the integrity of our relationship. I’m a very handsome and charismatic guy with plenty of opportunities to cheat over the years, but I’d be cheating myself of the most extraordinary sex I dare imagine if I insulted the honor and devotion of my wife. My wife is dying of a horrible disease. She suffers every day. Watching her suffer is not easy. Yet, I still desire her, and I make sure we keep romance in our life together. I am completely satisfied in our relationship, despite our imperfections and my personal inadequacies. I will not forsake her in her hour of need, nor would she forsake me. I’m not religious, nor do I believe in a personal God. I do believe life is sacred and that everyday should be lived as a prayer for our humanity. My life is filled with love, most of it completely undeserved. I’m grateful to have lived long enough to realize these truths. So this has been a rave, not a rant. "

I like this one, but the bold part is depressing.

10/10/2007 1:24:59 PM

Quote :

"Date: 2007-10-08, 9:01AM EDT You?? - Intelligent, college degree. - SWM (age 27 to 38) - attractive, at least 5'10", weight proportionate to height -financially secure -Must have a great relationship with your family - excellent credit, little to no debt -enjoys many activities, including movies, theatre, beach, dining out, hockey, football and travel - A desire to start a family in the near future If you fit the above description, here's what I have to offer: - well educated, professional, financially secure - SWF, single, divorced - highly motivated, responsible, hard working professional - tall (5’11"), attractive - Was given herpes (HSV2) in early 2007 from a boyfriend - medication keeps it under control most of the time! Would love to hear from you! "

10/10/2007 2:51:32 PM

Bitches with herpes can't be choosers.

10/10/2007 2:52:46 PM

Quote :

"medication keeps it under control most of the time!"

WTF!

10/10/2007 2:57:27 PM

i gave away lots of herpes before i got it under medication

10/10/2007 2:57:40 PM

haha

Quote :

" O.K. HERE'S THE DEAL I WON FROM FOX 50 IN DURHAM BUT CAN'T GET THERE(NO CAR) AND IT'S GOT TO BE ME TO PICK IT UP BEFORE 5:30 PM ON FRIDAY. SO IF YOU WANT IT WE GOTTA RIDE TO DURHAM TO GET IT. WALMART SELLS IT FOR $50 PLUS DOLLARS YOU SAVE BUCKS HURRY CALL MARK @919-528-4748 also i will be entered for a cruise to the bahamas I have a one in 20 chance to win. If i win you and 3 of your friends can go with me"

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/emd/445040672.html

[Edited on October 10, 2007 at 8:27 PM. Reason : ]

10/10/2007 8:26:54 PM

Quote :

"I'm looking for a used or new time machine in working condition, preferably one that's still under warranty. It must be capable of traveling either backwards or forwards in time, and it should have room for at least 4 adult passengers. I'd be willing to go as high as $100 for a red one. "

ehe

10/11/2007 2:33:43 PM

Quote :

"I WON SEASON TWO OF PRISON BREAK $20AND YOU MY WIN ATRIP TO THE BANAMA - $20"

10/11/2007 2:37:33 PM

Quote :

"here's what I have to offer: ... herpes "

Hahaha she is offering herpes.

10/11/2007 3:13:52 PM

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/rnr/446333928.html

You'll love it.

10/11/2007 3:47:19 PM

I'm the best.

Quote :

"Bitches with herpes can't be choosers."

true...but if that's a real ad, you got to give her mad props for throwing it out there from day 1

[Edited on October 11, 2007 at 3:51 PM. Reason : .]

10/11/2007 3:47:49 PM

oops, dp

[Edited on October 11, 2007 at 3:50 PM. Reason : .]

10/11/2007 3:50:35 PM

Quote :

"OTHER SKILLS AND ABILITIES Must have STRONG computer skills. Working knowledge of Microsoft Word, Excel, Access and Ability to coordinate multiple projects simultaneously Ability to manage time efficiently and meet deadlines Commitment to Abstinence-Until-Marriage philosophy and understanding of legislative priorities A-H and 13 key themes. Must be willing to sign assurances prior to accepting the position. Equal Opportunity Affirmative Action Employer "

10/11/2007 4:19:05 PM

rofl

this craigslist stuff is pretty funny actually
http://raleigh.craigslist.org/m4m/446417785.html

[Edited on October 11, 2007 at 6:13 PM. Reason : ]

10/11/2007 6:13:35 PM

^ why are you searching m4m?

10/11/2007 6:15:22 PM

BUSTED

10/11/2007 6:15:59 PM

because all of the w4m are fat christian girls, and otherwise boring.

[Edited on October 11, 2007 at 6:17 PM. Reason : "and.."]

10/11/2007 6:16:54 PM

^so you moved to fucking guys

10/11/2007 6:17:14 PM

uh, not fucking anyone actually.

10/11/2007 6:18:32 PM

^so you moved to jerking off to gay porn while searching for guys on CL?

10/11/2007 6:18:56 PM

No thanks.
i jerk to http://cgi.4chan.org/gif/src/1192138419634.gif
and only http://cgi.4chan.org/gif/src/1192138419634.gif

[Edited on October 11, 2007 at 6:23 PM. Reason : ]

[Edited on October 11, 2007 at 6:26 PM. Reason : ]

10/11/2007 6:21:42 PM

but look at men on CL?

i'm not going to click those. i don't wanna see some gay 69ing

you jerk to a url?

back to links?

btw, FAIL

[Edited on October 11, 2007 at 6:23 PM. Reason : .]

[Edited on October 11, 2007 at 6:24 PM. Reason : .]

[Edited on October 11, 2007 at 6:31 PM. Reason : you just n00b'd all over yourself]

10/11/2007 6:23:28 PM

http://cgi.4chan.org/gif/src/1192132017925.gif ????

10/11/2007 6:24:31 PM

lol
FAILx2

10/11/2007 6:24:55 PM

FAIL SO SOUR

10/11/2007 6:25:36 PM

i'm lost.
what are we talking about?

10/11/2007 6:25:44 PM

obligatory n00b comment in T-5....

10/11/2007 6:26:28 PM

Quote :

"$350 Needing somebody for living room. Reply to: hous-442932065@craigslist.org Date: 2007-10-07, 11:06PM EDT Morning. Looking for somebody who basically needs a place to sleep. Got a futon out in my living room. I like to stay up late, so noise can't really bother you. Often though, I am gone at night. You have to be comfortable around 'project' people, as most of my friends are black and from the projects. I also have two or three gay black friends that call each other 'honey' and 'sister' and act like little girls. We don't mind hanging with them because they make us laugh and well, they keep it real. They stop by now and again to hang out. Most of the time though, I am at my black friends' places hanging out. One of my friends operates a record label and is going on tour in January. I drink alcohol and I smoke, and when I say I smoke, I mean I SMOKE. I work during the morning, goto the gym in the afternoon, and party pretty much every-night. Depending on whether I work the next morning, I will be either home by 1 AM or 5 AM. I am looking for GENUINE people that DO NOT STEAL. I do not mind buying food, if you can cook it as I suck ass at cooking. I have an extra cable extension for you to hook up your TV. We'll have two TVs in one room, but I don't mind using my headphones so that you can enjoy your television in peace. I also have Internet access and a computer. I tend to stay on my computer, so we can just hook you up onto my NET or you can use it when I am not using it. I have my own-bedroom with the bathroom attached to it. I don't mind you showering and using it, even if I am asleep. I will keep my door unlocked. Just, be neat and don't blow up the toilet with shit stains. Little about my personality: I listen to hiphop, I like to live like Paris Hilton although I'm relatively poor, and I will be here til January. Once January/February comes around, you are welcome to take over the apt. I will be moving into a condominium 2 miles away from here. If things work out really well, you might be able to come along to the condominium. Anyways, thanks for your time. 650 SQ FT. PS - Do not flag this because this is a legitimate post. Something called free speech."

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/roo/442932065.html

10/11/2007 9:59:38 PM

what's the difference between smoking and SMOKING?

10/11/2007 10:03:22 PM

tobacco and MARY JANE

durrrr

[Edited on October 11, 2007 at 10:10 PM. Reason : 

10/11/2007 10:10:42 PM

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/cas/448956532.html

10/14/2007 4:55:01 PM

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/mis/448748908.html

10/14/2007 5:10:35 PM

^^that's going to haunt my nightmares.

10/14/2007 5:13:16 PM

10/14/2007 5:19:35 PM

wtf hahaha

10/14/2007 5:24:48 PM