say you'll eat lots and lots of celery instead of fast food...and you could gauge her reaction later

4/29/2008 11:56:18 AM

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"Any woman who can withhold sex must not be having good sex, any good at having sex, or having it with someone else."

4/29/2008 2:54:08 PM

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"You should probably eat raw vegetables slowly as you stare at her crotch. You'll be back to fast food in no time."

lulz

4/29/2008 3:34:28 PM

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"Think about it in broader terms...if you let her get what she wants by manipulating you in this way...she will use it again in the future to get what she wants. That is not a healthy way of dealing with things."

That just means that she's a woman. All women are manipulative, it's in their blood.

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"everyone on here is way too serious"

QFT.

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"You're not married, she shouldn't be in your bank accounts."

Again she doesn't go in them. She can if she wants, I don't care, but she doesn't. She only did when I asked her to, when I was physically and mentally incapabable of paying my bills myself. I know a lot about her financial situation, as well. I do her taxes, sometimes pay her bills, etc. No big deal. We're not married, but money just isn't one of those things that we keep secret and private from each other. It's stupid to think otherwise.

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"Any woman who can withhold sex must not be having good sex, any good at having sex, or having it with someone else"

The sex is great for me. I'm sure my 2.47" of love making muscle doesn't really do so much for her, so maybe she isn't losing out on the deal. Then again, Jaybee1200 has made comments about her being at his place

j/k our sex life is great, and I don't think anything would ever change that (except marriage as so many of you have said). She just wants me to eat better, and she was just showing how she's committed to helping me change my dietary habits.

ps if she takes away my sex i'll take away her weed

4/29/2008 6:58:31 PM

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"She just wants me to eat better"

food, right? Or is this the subtle hint compared to slamming your grill into her lovehole?

4/29/2008 7:01:17 PM

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"j/k our sex life is great, and I don't think anything would ever change that (except marriage as so many of you have said). She just wants me to eat better, and she was just showing how she's committed to helping me change my dietary habits. "

Thats what I figured from the start. Good for her for being a caring, nurturing chic, and good for you for keeping her.

4/29/2008 7:05:57 PM

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"food, right? Or is this the subtle hint compared to slamming your grill into her lovehole?"

nah dont really need much improvement in that department. im pretty good

4/29/2008 7:07:21 PM

okay, so she was joking. thats great.

4/29/2008 7:08:53 PM

Has The Judge not chimed in yet?

4/29/2008 9:39:23 PM

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"say you'll eat lots and lots of celery instead of fast food...and you could gauge her reaction later"

Heh.

4/29/2008 9:41:09 PM

i had a girl do this once with my beer consumption

it was lollable at best

4/29/2008 9:43:23 PM

ben....i'm not sleeping with you until you quit drinking so much....


wait....nevermind....


drink all you want

4/29/2008 9:44:24 PM

zomg stalker

4/29/2008 9:45:26 PM

i know you are but what am i

4/29/2008 9:45:47 PM

GOD BLESS AMERICA!

4/29/2008 9:46:28 PM

bitch better be barefoot in the kitchen

4/29/2008 9:50:28 PM

this thread revealed a lot about everyones relationship history

4/29/2008 10:18:51 PM

i think im gonna just start eating lots of asparagus

4/29/2008 11:46:11 PM

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"She just wants me to eat better, and she was just showing how she's committed to helping me change my dietary habits. "

Maybe she could offer to cook you delicious, healthy dinners instead of withholding an activity you enjoy. That's something you do to punish a child, not a boyfriend.

4/30/2008 12:24:52 AM

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"plus, i totally mean no offense, but since when is she wanting to date mr perfect body?"

thanks jackleg

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"That's something you do to punish a child, not a boyfriend."

You take sex away from a child?

4/30/2008 8:02:31 AM

I think she is referring to the "take away" part, and that is right. You do not take away things in a healthy relationship, especially sex, but parents have every right to take things from their kids as punishment (except food and basic needs)

4/30/2008 8:47:35 AM

So basically this woman made an offhanded joke about it and you not only are pussy whipped enough not to eat Chic-Fil-A because of the joke, but you also came to TWW to post about it.

C'mon.

Either she was serious or not. If she was serious, then all the above applies. If she was joking, then why the fuck didn't you eat Chic-Fil-A and WHY did you waste all our valuable time?



Should have known better than to read a joe#'s thread....

4/30/2008 11:06:05 AM

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"Should have known better than to read a joe#'s thread...."

aha, fool me once...

4/30/2008 12:27:00 PM

this thread can't possibly be in Chit Chat . . . it's way too serious

4/30/2008 12:40:27 PM

4/30/2008 1:03:27 PM

What I don't inderstand is why she would punish herself? Witholding sex from you is only going to deny her a warm body, make you more aggravated, which leads to more fghts, and changes sex from an expression of love to an instrument of control.

Why do some women go straight to sex-for-control? Don't they understand that free love is the strongest way to maintain a healthy, positive realtionship? Denial of sex is such a trigger mechanism for hostility, anger, adultery, and abuse.

Use sex to get the guy, and then use it against them? That reeks of a lack of self-confidence.

4/30/2008 1:31:06 PM

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"That just means that she's a woman. All women are manipulative, it's in their blood. "

This is a fact. Another fact - any man who allows himself to be manulipulated is a total pussy.

4/30/2008 1:55:52 PM

you gotta pick your battles.

4/30/2008 2:00:56 PM

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"you gotta pick your battles."

Only a pussy whipped man says such bullshit. Go to blockbuster, rent a few Dirty Harry DVDS and pray your balls grow back.

The second you let a woman control any aspect of your life - you are no longer a man.

4/30/2008 2:08:17 PM

how dare he let a woman try to help him be healthier!

[Edited on April 30, 2008 at 2:13 PM. Reason : oops]

4/30/2008 2:12:45 PM

^^ someone with that kind of attitude and disrespect for women in real life (not on the internet) will obviously never have a girlfriend, wife, family, or a dog.

and really, the internets is serious business. this thread, however, isn't.

[Edited on April 30, 2008 at 2:16 PM. Reason : GGAlias]

4/30/2008 2:15:34 PM

I'm married. I treat her with respect, but never allow her to play any foolish mindgames. Why, because I have a set and have an IQ over room temp.

Just let her play her mindgames and allow her to use sex as a weapon. Total success is in your future!!!!

4/30/2008 3:53:26 PM

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"Total success is in your future!!!! "

Yeah, she's going to be one of those women who says "My boyfriend/husband is JUST like one of my children!!!1!!!"

4/30/2008 4:00:58 PM

NEVER use Sex as a Bargaining tool... It'll backfire on ya... she's gonna be hard up and you can be like "sorry babe, you gotta wait 2 days per punishment"

4/30/2008 5:52:13 PM

i cannot believe how seriously people are trying to analyze this whole ordeal.

4/30/2008 5:58:22 PM

I guess his GF no longer allows him to access TWW.

5/1/2008 9:24:43 PM

5/1/2008 9:39:36 PM

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"Why, because I have a set and have an IQ over room temp."

Glad to see more people using Centigrade.

5/1/2008 9:48:00 PM

he has the IQ of a lamp.
Whatever that means.

[Edited on May 1, 2008 at 9:53 PM. Reason : he as in GGmon, not joe#]

5/1/2008 9:49:17 PM

if she doesn't allow me to access TWW, who has been posting under my name off and on all day today?

5/1/2008 9:51:57 PM

Find your balls yet - or still allowing your girl to treat you like a child?

5/12/2008 8:53:18 AM

So angry, so..... (well ThePeter knows the rest of that).

5/12/2008 8:57:21 AM

^^ Always had my balls, and have reduced my fast food intake considerably due to her cooking me more meals and packing my lunch

i still have fast food every now and then to get my fix, and have sex much more than that

5/18/2008 5:56:08 PM

this helped me quitting smoking

5/18/2008 5:57:37 PM

lol you people are silly.

I don't think joe#'s has to worry about petty relationship woes typical to the ones tdubbers get into....

5/18/2008 6:02:14 PM

why?

5/18/2008 6:03:20 PM

yeah why wouldn't he?

5/18/2008 6:17:14 PM

Their relationship seems a little more grown up than the ones tdubbers get into where they use sex as a tool to punish, pretty sure it's being used to help in the most sincere way possible. I just don't see joe allowing catty shit from his woman or vice versa.


MY 2 CENTS

5/18/2008 6:27:45 PM

I had an ex who wouldn't touch me if I'd had indian food at lunch.

That was more because no one wants to fuck a guy who stinks of curry.

Sorry gargs.

5/18/2008 6:33:11 PM

is she reading this right now?

5/18/2008 7:20:25 PM