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8/16/2009 8:03:06 PM

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"Where are you? - w4m - 33 (lost and confused) Date: 2009-08-20, 3:13AM EDT Reply To This Post Why you be leaving me like that all the dam time after I dun told you you my man? My only man. I hope yo mama nem dont know nothing and those was lies. About some chicken heads? That aint yo baby cuz it dont look like you anyway!They aint heard. Im the diva. Female version? I say they aint got to be no female in front of me. I got you that new crib and that ride. On 24s while yo boys still riding on dubs. Them other chicken heads? They aint got it like me. No. Just watch. You be coming back for me when you see me up in the club next week! Huh? "

Huh indeed

8/20/2009 6:57:01 PM

http://baltimore.craigslist.org/zip/1331031790.html

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"I have old Bikes and Computer some working some not pick up. Can't answer any questions 410 766 1379 "

[Edited on August 20, 2009 at 10:15 PM. Reason : .]

8/20/2009 10:14:56 PM

[quotes]I hope yo mama nem dont know nothing[/quote]

Haha "nem".

[Edited on August 20, 2009 at 10:37 PM. Reason : "and them" for the thick accent challenged]

8/20/2009 10:35:58 PM

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"I Need A Man For A 15 Second Spot (CH) Date: 2009-08-20, 5:41PM EDT Reply to: job-mnabd-1333661508@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?] Shooting on Monday @ 8am on Franklin St. I need a male actor to play an unconscious alcoholic for 15 seconds. No talking. No interaction at all. You should be over 30 and unshaven. Gray hair is a huge plus. Email me if interested. You'd get a credit and a copy for helping out. "

8/20/2009 10:42:54 PM

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"Experienced MMA fighter and bouncer (Raleigh) Date: 2009-08-20, 4:06PM EDT Reply to: see below Looking to bounce for you in your club. I stand 6'3 200lbs. Disciplined in Jujitsu and Tae Kwon Do with a Military background. Will be licensed to carry in September. Available now!!! 321-426-6264 "Snipes" B. Willis * Location: Raleigh * Compensation: $150-450 per 4 hour night "

8/20/2009 10:45:24 PM

Don't bouncers usually make minimum wage?

But then again, this is Bruce Willis.

8/20/2009 11:09:09 PM

the bouncer I know says he makes $50 a night and he's worked at a few different places

8/21/2009 12:02:27 AM

he says that to impress you to take you to the melting pot,i bet it works

8/21/2009 12:03:35 AM

lol he is married with a kid and used to call me constantly to hang out with him at bars. It was a shame because he was fucking HOT all huge and a cagefighter but it was just really inappropriate. I however didn't have the balls to tell him that so i just stopped answering his calls

8/21/2009 12:13:31 AM

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/cto/1335849229.html

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"Project Mustang - $700 (Wake Forest) Date: 2009-08-21, 10:45PM EDT Reply to: sale-5rf3q-1335849229@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?] I have a 1983 Ford Mustang With a newer 5.0 and automatic tranny. It runs but needs work. will need a carb. CAN NOT DRIVE HOME will need a trailer. I have not touched it in over a year and a half its in my friends back yard it will need to be cleaned up. FIXER UPER i am selling it for extremely less than what i have in it. Would be willing to trade for a camaro. Please email me if you have any questions. * Location: Wake Forest"

8/21/2009 11:21:32 PM

i don't really see anything funny there

8/22/2009 12:03:30 AM

me neither

8/22/2009 7:18:09 AM

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"One night per week-inexperienced girls mud wrestlers $500.00 winner (Raleigh) Date: 2009-08-22, 9:26PM EDT Reply to: job-79nes-1337328260@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?] Wanted 10 inexperienced women for mud wrestling competition in Raleigh. Will require about 2 hours time on a Saturday night. No nudity. Only 10 women will be accepted for each competition. An initial photo and interview will be required prior to competition. $50 cash paid to each competitor after competition...$500.00 bonus to winner. Located in Raleigh... Please reply to this ad with a contact phone number for more information and consideration. "

8/22/2009 11:13:34 PM

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"hi my name is donna and i am up here visting family for a few weeks and i would like to go fishing in someones pond/etc i just dont have the money to spare for a n.c fishing lis if you can help please contact me @919-239-2783 i can pay a few dollers if need be but times are hard for everyone these days. just looking for some good old country fun .Thanks for looking and my God Bless. Donna "

Aren't fishing licenses only around $20?

8/29/2009 2:17:52 PM

^i paid 15 for mine recently

8/29/2009 2:21:59 PM

$15 inland/ $15 salt water...bloody communist government telling starving people they can't fish.

8/29/2009 5:53:04 PM

i love craigslist cause i put a washer/dryer up at like 2:15 and by 5:15 i had 10 emails for them

8/29/2009 5:55:00 PM

if I had health insurance I would totally do the mud wrestling thing

8/29/2009 9:34:12 PM

ahahahaha

simon for WIC coupons?

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"Looking for an Old game called Simon? (Apex) Date: 2009-09-01, 4:30PM EDT Reply to: sale-ppscp-1353709567@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?] Looking for an old game called Simon? If my kid does not get one, he may grow up WrONg. Willing to exchange WIC coupons.... Money is a little short, just got married...... Location: Apex"

9/1/2009 8:21:53 PM

priorities are all fucked up

someone should meet up with that degenerate and shoot him/her

9/1/2009 8:23:49 PM

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"Receptionist/Girl Friday (Chapel Hill) Date: 2009-09-02, 11:54AM EDT Reply to: job-qwcts-1354863276@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?] Small family law practice in Chapel Hill, North Carolina seeks receptionist/girl friday to work from 8:15 to 5:15 Monday through Thursday (28 hours per week), with a one hour lunch break. The hours to be worked are nonnegotiable. Prior experience in a law firm preferred. Duties would include, but not be limited to: answering a four line telephone system, processing mail, scanning documents, copying documents, filing, run errands as needed, take the mail to the post office daily before 5:00 p.m., light housekeeping duties and light typing. A qualified candidate for this position would have excellent people skills both in person and on the phone, have a strong ability to multi-task, an ability handle high stress situations and a willingness to be a team player. Please send your resume (with references) to orangecountyfamilylaw@yahoo.com. "

illegal discriminatory job post much?

9/2/2009 12:50:43 PM

^^ Or just send that post to the Dept of Social Services, pretty sure you can't trade/barter public assistance coupons, haha.

9/2/2009 1:53:09 PM

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"Masta-baitin' ma lil' ole hooky-poo - w4m (the big pond) Date: 2009-09-03, 12:26AM EDT Reply To This Post Well, now! I reckon I can masta-bait. A girls gotta' get enuff to fill her appetite, ya'll. Can't be gettin' enuff with one lil' tee-niny fish. Yessiree! I'll sit right here on this lil' ole bank and masta-bait til I get me a reeeeeaal big fish. Remember, I am the masta-baiter, and just as happy as a clam masta-baitin' on this here lil' bank. Hunny, did ya' wanna' watch? * Location: the big pond * it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests"

9/3/2009 3:16:05 PM

his math is wrong too...

8:15-5:15 is 9 hours - 1 hour lunch = 8 hours a day

8 x 4 days (M,T,W,TH) is 32 hours (assuming the 1 hour lunch is unpaid)

does not bode well....

perhaps he meant 9:15-5:15... with a one hour unpaid lunch....

9/3/2009 3:22:44 PM

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"Looking for OTR Driving Job (North Carolina) Date: 2009-09-03, 10:01PM EDT Reply to: billyevans78@embarqmail.com [Errors when replying to ads?] I'm looking for a slo or team OTR driving job. I have 3 years of reefer experience. I also have tanker,hazmat,and doubles. Can stay out up to 2 weeks.Please call 252-292-5858. thanks. * Location: North Carolina * Compensation: negotiable * Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster. * Phone calls about this job are ok. * Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests."

i dont know what he's bragging about ive got 3 times the amount of reefer experience, you dont see that on my resume, jk

9/3/2009 10:44:46 PM

reefer = refrigerated trailer

9/4/2009 7:53:54 AM

I got a few LOLs out of this

part 1:

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"The First Annual, Only Moving Sale Ever #1! It's awesome, seriously. Date: 2009-07-24, 12:48AM EDT *** Craigslist exclusive! Get this stuff before we set it up in a garage sale on Sunday! Or, e-mail us to get the location of the garage sale on Sunday! *** We were going to call this the "Feast on our Dreams" moving sale, but that sounded too dire. We're going back to school, which means we're shedding household goods like nobody's business, except apparently for the lady next door! Feast on our dreams of glory! Buy some outstanding items! Many are on this rug! Some --- are not! ITEMS FOR SALE: 1. A Rockin' Good Stereo System (3 CD changer, digital display, two speakers, black in colour, makes a lot of noise if dials turned fully clockwise): As advertised above, it is both rockin' and good. We've got a new system, so we're leaving this one to the hounds. Caution to buyers: we turned the stereo on for this picture and Rod Stewart came on the radio. Actual customer experience may vary. 2. A Tiny But Outstanding Microwave: $40 Our new place comes with one, so the perfectly good old one goes on the market. We got it for $100 at The Brick when we had no stove, and we're passing the savings on to you! In the form of a microwave! 3. A Three-Drawer Ikea... Thing: $20 For more information, check absolutely any Craigslist furniture ad ever. (The girlfriend just told me the name is "Aneboda", which to me sounds more like a cousin of the cottonmouth snake than a dresser drawer, but now you can go online to find all the most up-to-date and relevant information pertaining to this set of three dresser drawers. Hint: it holds stuff in three compartments and largely looks like it does in the picture.) (ADDITIONAL LATE-BREAKING MEMO: It appears that it sounds like I'm saying there are three dressers, instead of just one dresser with three drawers. THERE IS JUST ONE DRESSER. IT HAS THREE DRAWERS. LIKE IN THE PICTURE. STOP READING OVER MY SHOULDER. I AM DOING COMMERCE HERE.) 4. K2 Rollerblades With No Brakes: $10 Size 12! Slightly used! Is that gross? Probably! But IMAGINE THE SAVINGS! Non-warty former user. 5. Big Empty Cloth Toolbox: $10 For manly men (or women) who aren't afraid to say, "My toolbox doesn't clank!" And who among us has not had such dreams? Now those dreams can be realized, thanks to this bitchin' great garage sale! 6. A Big Stack of Empty CD Cases: $ Free! Are you a rock star? Was your last album rejected by purists? Have you flipped off a presenter at the Soul Train awards? Then this deal is for you! A stack of mis-matched empty CD cases are just the thing to boost your sales and audience perception of your incredible weirdness! (Alternatively, if you just have a band and want some CD cases to put your CDs in for sale at local shows, just come and... just get these things out of here. Please. You don't even have to be in a band. Although we could use your star power to draw more customers to the garage sale. So if you could tell others that you ARE a rock star and that you're coming to the moving sale, then that would be great. You can link to this ad from your Myspace page. That's all I'm saying.) 7. A Ladder: $15 Good for reducing the amount of low to the ground you are at any given moment. 8. A Fake Curled-Up Cat: $5 I am confident that if you were in an 8-bit adventure game you would really, really need this later on. Hedge your bets! 9. "Dread Pirate" Board Game: $10 Good for ages 8 and up! It's basically all luck, so even a dumb kid can win and go tell everyone at the party that he beat you and everyone laughs and wonders what the hell you're spending all that tuition money on. 10. "Trivial Pursuit" '70s Edition Board Game: $1 What could be more retro-chic than a board game where all the answers have to do with the USSR? In Soviet Russia, dollar buys YOU! 11. "Doodle Pix", Apparently?: $0.10 It can be yours for ten cents. Apparently we had this game all along. We are attempting to correct that situation. 12. Cuban Hexabox: $1 Is it a hexagon? Is it a box? Is it a humidor for cigar-like things that measure less than 3" in size? Why not all of the above! It's from friggin' Cuba, people! It's practically illicit --- at least at these prices! Zing! 13. CD Walkman: $5 All the versatility of an iPod with only one album on it, now 400% larger! If bigger is better, then you would have to be stupid not to be all over this deal! Could it be combined with the three vertical feet of empty CD cases to create the ultimate in portable entertainment?* I THINK SO! * Actual entertainment not included 14. Planet Earth DVD Game: $10 Never used, but actually looks pretty awesome. We can't play it because she gets sad whenever she thinks about endangered species, so our crippling emotional problems can be your gain! 15. Wembly, Boober, Mokie and Gobo Driving Vegetables: $5 I'm sure these are collectibles worth $100 somehow to some person, so I'll discount 'em by the probability that anyone that gives two hoots is going to stop by the site. $95 seem like a pretty small discount comparatively? Brother, you ain't met Craigslist. (Edit: No, I do not know why they are driving vegetables.) 16. Pimp Brown Aldo Shoes: $10 Didn't fit. Whoops. Never worn outside the house --- size 11 or 12. 17. Dominoes: $0.50 Now in teal for the ladies! 18. Racquetball Racquet (never used): $10 Seriously, I'm going to go right down to that health club next Wednesday and sign up. 19. Guitar books: $ Free Learnin' guitar is awesome and should be easier. Now it is, with these complicated books that no one can read since tablature and YouTube were invented! 20. A Big Red Binder Full of Secret Corporate Recipes: $5 That's right, everything from what's in the Big Mac sauce to how to make Red Lobster's delicious Diablo Shrimp. Wonderfully disturbing! "

[Edited on September 10, 2009 at 9:59 PM. Reason : of]

9/10/2009 9:55:58 PM

part 2:

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"21. Door Chain: $1 The personal security device that says to burglars, "Hey! You're not coming in here! Unless you push, with your hand." Ineffective if applied to kitty doors. 22. Mice? Mouses? Meece? Mouses. : $0.50 each 23. Palm Pilots: $10 each One comes with a leather case. It broke the other palm pilot's heart and took off with its sister on a motorcycle. It just doesn't care who it hurts. 24. Ethernet Hub: $5 Answers to "Charles". 25. Game Boy Advance and e-Reader: $30 for the GBA, $10 for the e-Reader. Beats the best Amazon price by a week and five bucks. Also comes in a makeup bag, which I felt was pretty classy. 26. Phone: $5 Multi-function phone. Rings, dials, and takes both incoming AND gives outgoing calls. Cordless. All the convenience of a cell phone without the contract or pollutey satellites. 27. World's Most Awesome VCR with Remote: $10 We've had some good times, VCR. But now it's time for some other kid to enjoy editing MarioPaint cartoons of his very own. (Comes with programmable universal remote.) 28. Sproingy Clock: $5 I probably won't even sell this. It makes a HORRIBLE loud ticking noise that keeps my girlfriend awake and I just hide it all over the place so she thinks she's going crazy like in Telltale Heart. But she's making me sell it, so here it is. Avoid buying it and we'll see if in ten years I come home to find her scratching at the floorboards, fingers bloodied, hair matted, and with a look in her eye of a madness so profound that Mephisto himself could scarcely fathom a more scathing torment. Just five dollars! 29. Alarm Clock / AM/FM Radio: $10 Goes BLART BLART BLART. Alternatively, RADIO RADIO RADIO. Red numbers. 30. 300 Watt Power Source? $10 Pretty good price for a 300 watt power source. I can't remember if it's 300 or 400. It doesn't match the box. You'll have to e-mail me in order for me to muster up the energy to go look. I'm basically as lethargic as that raccoon over there. 31. Only Partially Busted Computer: $80, or best offer for components I installed a new graphics card into this poor ol' girl without checking its power requirements. Aaaaaand the story comes together. - 2.24 GHz Pentium 4 Processor (The 4 stands for "4get about it, it's awesome") - Hard drive removed so's you can't hack my identity. Also protects copyright on all the stuff I wrote on there. And also any folders of a... private nature. You're on Craigslist, don't act like you're better than me. - DVD-RW drive (8x?) - 48x CD-ROM drive - 2 gigs of DDR RAM - 56k modem (awwww yeah) - Either a 64 or 128 meg video card --- again, I'd have to tear 'er open to look. - 10/100 Ethernet - Inconspicuous tower casing belying the sheer awesomeness of the stuff within, excellent for spies or Jason Statham, who I think will be at the garage sale, you should come - Probably a motherboard and 220W power source what done been fried up real good 32. What the hell, a stack of Darkhawk Comics? $20 Back in the spring of '02 I had a tentative deal with Marvel's Epic line to write a new Darkhawk series for the company. Then they fired Bill Jemas, cancelled the line, and I was left nude with nothing but a tea cozy and a pair of slippers (unrelated circumstances). At least you got the offer, you say? An invaluable experience, you muster? Hardly! I value it at precisely twenty of the dollars! 33. A CD Album: $5 All it lacks is an album cover. 34. A Framed, Matted Print of Picasso's "The Old Guitarist": $80 Celebrate the final years of Picasso's Blue Period with this proto-Cubist echo of el Greco. Covers up wall stains like a ************! 35. Poubelle: $5 C'est une poubelle qui a une place ou on peut la frappe avec un pied pour l'ouvrir. On peut voir que tous mes livres francais ne sont pas en vente avec les livres au-dessous. 36. All Six Original Star Trek Movies: $10 Note: Star Trek II appears to have rocked its cover off. It might seem a bit shady, but I promise it's not a khaaaaan * * * * * * * * * * * * * * BOOKS! CRAPPY TIER: $1 - Crappy Thesaurus - Crappy Dictionary - Crappy Rhyming Dictionary (my M.C.ing needs no further tightening) - Crappy book about how good it is to be an Aries (mostly lies) - "A Simple Plan" - "The Green Mile" (Coffey didn't do it, but they kill him anyway) - "Two Against The North" - "The Handbook of Style" (Ladies'. I didn't need one.) - "Journey into Darkness" (FBI profiler autobiography) - "The Manhunter" (U.S. Marshal autobiography) - "The Master Sniper" - "Book of Wizards" (Great for kids! Apparently not for 26-year-old women.) - "Tales from the Land of Erin" - "The Black Jade Road" - "Deathlands: Northlands Rising" (literally the worst book I have ever read. Perhaps the worst book ever written. AND IT COULD BE YOURS!) - "Magic with Everyday Objects" (Anatomy excluded) - Coles notes and satire (Miller, Letterman, Mercer, Maher) - Crappy old version of "The Elements of Style" - Crappy old version of "Fit to Print" - "The Secret of NIMH" (Not crappy!) - A 2001 copy of the Writer's Market (assuming that all small presses that will publish your crappy poetry were all well-capitalized and weathered this financial tsunami like the obsidian capitalist gods they surely are, this volume will still be of immense use to any budding scribe! $1.) OKAY TIER: $3 - "Paint Recipes" (Not what you think; actually about how to mix paints) - "The Complete Idiot's Guide to Creative Writing" (I am pretty sure Hemingway had four of these) - "1,911 of the Best Things Anybody Ever Said" (Compiled in the '90s, so all 1,911 hadn't yet been replaced by L'il Jon lyrics) - "Conan Doyle" (biography) - "The Wordy Shipmates" (note: inexplicably, does not contain "Yarrgh" - "The Intellectual Devotional: Modern Culture" (caution: Americo-centric) - "Stories in an Almost Classical Mode" - "365 Amazing Discoveries" - "Transfigurations" (weird art book) - The Eric Wilson series AWESOME TIER: $5 (Yes, the difference between something okay and awesome is a toonie. You heard it here first.) - Introduction to Politics (since textbooks cost approximately $900 each, one can only assume these are automatically in the Awesome tier) - Canadian Politics: Critical Approaches, 3rd Edition - New Society: Sociology for the 21st Century - The Book of Lists - The Practice of Social Research - "Arthur and George" LIMITED TIME PACKAGE DEAL: FoxTrot comic collection, $1/lb. Guaranteed fresh, Grade AA comics. Pasteurized. Grain fed. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Sorry about everything preceding this point. Send an e-mail along to make one of these fabulous items your very own! Alternatively, request the address for the awesome garage sale that will feature all the above items that were too hot for internet sale! Also, we are selling a door chain for a dollar. Delivery is not an option. Oh and also the rug! Shall we say, $20? Excellent for wrapping up multiple purchases or posting a desperately overworked Craigslist ad -- ACT NOW! P.S. I am sorry about how fast this got old. Pro tip: Nothing accepts an apology like buying a microwave."

9/10/2009 9:59:03 PM

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"36. All Six Original Star Trek Movies: $10 Note: Star Trek II appears to have rocked its cover off. It might seem a bit shady, but I promise it's not a khaaaaan"

9/10/2009 10:37:44 PM

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/app/1368458067.html

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"I purchased this freezer in Oct. 2001 and used it for roughly two years. After losing food during two ice storms, I stopped using it"

...losing frozen food during an ice storm :carlface:

9/11/2009 10:08:46 AM

hahaha

9/11/2009 10:21:06 AM

^^hahahahaha that's great

9/11/2009 12:42:04 PM

ahahaha!

9/11/2009 12:53:59 PM

http://charlotte.craigslist.org/for/1373444432.html

Quote :

"FOR SALE BY CONTRACT - Jake Delhomme, NFL QB. 11 Years. 6'2" 215 lbs. Age 34. 15 TDs in 2008, 12 INTs. Loyal. Needs a Loving Home. Serious Offers, Please. Trades Accepted. Contact: John Fox @ 800 South Mint St, Charlotte, NC (704) 358 7000. "

9/14/2009 12:19:31 PM

ahahahahahahahahahahahaha

9/14/2009 12:29:17 PM

http://wilmington.craigslist.org/w4m/1374239406.html

I wonder if this is for real, still funny

Quote :

"Well I just found out last week that my girl friend of 3 years has been cheating on me with her ex. After being mad at her for a few days I found a great way to get back at her.... upload her naked pics and vids to the net! They are uploaded here: http://www.wackyourtube.com/sexylisa420"

9/14/2009 3:43:59 PM

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"looking for someone experince(coffe shop ) (clayton) Date: 2009-09-16, 11:29AM EDT Reply to: matwnc@hotmail.com [Errors when replying to ads?] looking for some one working in breakfast have a good experince about coffe / latte/moka/ some one know how to use the experso machine call Ed : between 4:00 - 5: pm 919-550-7070 "

9/16/2009 11:46:29 AM

^ i bet that coffee tastes real good

9/16/2009 1:18:32 PM

Quote :

"kinda nerdy single mom looking for LTR - 21 (gastonia) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: 2009-09-13, 8:45PM EDT Reply To This Post -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hi hi, I dont go out much so thought i'd try out on here.. I am a single mother, and tired of being lonely. I'm not looking for any help financially, i work full time for Wells Fargo. As for the father, he took off to California.. Havent heard from him in a long time.. I'm not looking for a father for my child.. I'm looking for someone for me.. Though when and if things get serious, she is part of the package.. So please.. only respond if you like kids. :-p In my free time i like playing video/pc games, reading from manga to vampire romance novels, watching anime, ncis, law and order svu, star gazing, bowling, and just about anything.. Looks wise im 5'3" 200+ pounds.. a little on the heavy side.. but im planning on working on that ^_^.. I dress mostly in black or dark colors and plan on updating my wardrobe to include baggy tripp pants, spiked collars, etc.. I dont wear make up alot.. mostly whenever i feel like it... I have 2 tattoos and no weird piercings.. I am pretty shy at first but open up with time.. Though i dont offend easily so you can ask me anything.. Also i like sex.. No im not a sl*t or a Wh*re, and wont go around screwing anyone i see.. but i do have a high sex drive.. I am looking for someone who i can get along with and has some things in common with me.. not looking for someone who wants just sex.. i want a relationship.. And someone who doesnt mind driving.. i dont mind every once in awhile.. but i really dont like driving I am looking for a LTR but i would never turn down a friendship.. If looking for a relationship please no one over 31..Your pic gets mine.. and no nude pics please.. I await your response!! "

9/17/2009 3:41:58 AM

Quote :

"I dress mostly in black or dark colors and plan on updating my wardrobe to include baggy tripp pants, spiked collars, etc"

awesome.

9/17/2009 7:27:41 AM

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"i need child care yesterday (5 points) Date: 2009-09-21, 11:32AM EDT Reply to: job-y9zwq-1384982898@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?] i have a 4 year old little girl that needs some one to watch her while i work. my work hours are 7:30 to 4:30. pay will be nego. i am looking for around 85 to 100 a week. i need help. 919 793 7657. please call. Location: 5 points Compensation: 85 or neg."

9/21/2009 2:27:19 PM

sold all my video games in a mfing day


thank you cl

9/22/2009 3:07:37 AM

^^

$2 an hour at best - SCORE!

9/22/2009 8:59:28 AM

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/ele/1386657170.html

Quote :

"Brand NEW XBOX 360 ***HALO 3 ODST***Game - $80 (CARY) Date: 2009-09-22, 10:44AM EDT Brand New Halo 3 ODST game, still sealed w/ wrapping pick-up (local only) or shipping to US states only (extra $3.99) * Location: CARY "

Sad thing is theres probably someone dumb enough to go for it

9/22/2009 2:08:25 PM

which one of you fucks is this?

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/tix/1389632353.html

Quote :

"NCSU Student Ticket vs Pittsburgh For Sale - $25 (Cates Avenue) Date: 2009-09-23, 11:30PM EDT Reply to: sale-6wvvz-1389632353@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?] Section 6 Row F Seat 31 One Ticket $25 Text 252 347 1474 or email back "

9/23/2009 11:53:32 PM

Quote :

"HI ME AND MY KIDS ARE HAVEING TO START OVER.MY HUSBAND OF 20 YRS WALKED OUT ON US.WE ARE IN NEED OF 1 FULL SIZE MATREES SET AND 1 GUEEN SIZE SET.A COUCH AND SOME WINTER CLOTHES FOR MY KIDS MY 17 YRS OLD WEARS 34 PANTS LARGE SHIRTS...15 WEARS 36 PANTS XL SHIRTS...MY 9 YRS OLD WEARS 10/12 SHIRTS AND 8 PANTS WE HAVE NO MONEY HE LEFTED WITH ALMOST EVERYTHANG IF YOU CAN PLZ HELP US I DONT HAVE PHONE PLZ REPLY TO ANNOQUINN40@YAHOO.COM THANK YOU AND GOD BLESS "

9/25/2009 2:21:20 PM

no phone, no money, husband took everythang. She must be checking that email at the library

9/25/2009 2:51:43 PM

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/fbh/1364269300.html

Quote :

"skilled pizza maker Date: 2009-09-08, 2:10PM EDT Reply to: see below skilled pizza maker needed at family run shop wake forest area...flex hours...part or full....fakers need not apply...9192150663 * Compensation: based on experience * Telecommuting is ok. * Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster. * Please, no phone calls about this job! * Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests."

9/25/2009 2:56:36 PM

ha

FUCK YEA

I'M GONNA TELE-CREATE ME SOME PIZZA

[Edited on September 25, 2009 at 2:57 PM. Reason : A]

9/25/2009 2:57:14 PM