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6/17/2016 7:26:54 AM

People on Fb will block everyone all to hell for "trolling" during a discussion (ie bringing evidence) and I always think you people have NO idea what trolling is.

6/18/2016 10:18:34 AM

How the fuck is this thread on page 4?

I came here to post that tango music is awesome.

7/10/2016 11:20:25 PM

My ex wife just called me a "broke ass nigger"....

score?

7/13/2016 2:30:36 PM

power and internet out.

7/14/2016 7:58:23 PM

I saw a bunch of news stories about plane crashes. When I was flying last week I thought to myself, shit this thing could crash.

I would have never thought that before.

And what if I lived in Malaysia? I can only imagine how they feel on a plane.

Anecdote =/= representative
Statistics > Narrative

Replace "isis" with "individual cop" and "Islam" with "police". If your logic was consistent you would be able to go along with that, but since your logic is driven by the liberal victimhood heirarchy it doesn't compute for you. The POTUS goes out of his way to lecture America on "Islamaphobia", but loves to validate "PoliceaPhobia". If you think "Policeaphobia" sounds ridiculous (which it is), now you know how non-SJWs see "Islamaphobia". The funny thing is if you want to look at the body bag statistics, the one I just made up is more substantial than your liberal narrative... and that's the point.

I'd agree it's too small of a sample size. I was just pointing out how funny it is to see a SJW making that critique when all of their butthurt victimhood stories are typically anecdotal... Because for them feels>reals.

7/15/2016 12:35:09 PM

going to europe in october

munich->venice->tyrol,austria->ansbach,germany->prague->copenhagen->stockholm

super excited

7/16/2016 7:41:42 PM

That sounds like an awesome trip man. Have fun!

7/16/2016 8:15:47 PM

thanks man, I will totally drink a beer for emce in munich. crazy thing is round trip tickets were only 473 including insurance, cost me that much to fly to colorado last year

7/16/2016 8:46:57 PM

How the F do businesses still exist solely on FAXING??

7/18/2016 12:29:09 PM

Tonsillectomy on Thursday. This is going to suck ass.

7/19/2016 4:55:57 PM

armpits

7/19/2016 5:01:19 PM

prescription drug withdrawal

7/19/2016 5:51:54 PM

7/26/2016 10:45:57 AM

The Weekend

7/26/2016 10:46:43 AM

wow this thread went 5 days without someone posting in it?

7/26/2016 12:27:38 PM

I can post pictures of my sad dying tarantula, but I'd probably just cry

7/26/2016 1:09:10 PM

I just cut my fingerprint off one of fingers just now, I wonder how long until it stops bleeding.... like should I go out and get legit wound care supplies?

I think I'll wing it with paper towels and tape

7/29/2016 5:43:11 PM

would love to do this to a few people

7/29/2016 7:34:39 PM

props to Gordon for using the phrase "An X sandwich" with the X in the middle, rather than outside (although it's sort of obvious in this case)

I always pedantically find it mildly annoying when somebody says, like,

"So I'm going to Italy, then Poland, then England, then Germany, then back to Italy"
"Ohh, an Italy sandwich!"

No - that's a Poland, England and Germany sandwich on Italy

I am well aware that this is retarded, as the "sandwich" joke really doesn't work unless you characterize it by the bread. but it's kind of a shame that the joke is basically impossible to phrase properly.

[Edited on July 29, 2016 at 8:29 PM. Reason : ]

7/29/2016 8:29:34 PM

.... long story short, super glue is a great healer

[Edited on July 29, 2016 at 9:37 PM. Reason : One time Gordan called someone a baby rhinoceros, still trying to find the appropriatemoment to use]

7/29/2016 9:35:23 PM

I believe the bullshit going on outside my building right now is best described as "wildin' out".

[/old boring asshole]

I'm going to bed with earplugs. Go away you damned kids.

7/31/2016 12:21:12 AM

this was said the the 'best thing you've seen on the internet today' thread, but my computer does not want me in that thread ?!?!

anyway

Quote :

"don't even get me started That exact same bull shit situation happened to me, but at an expensive restaurant and it was our wedding anniversary. In the modern world, women can do whatever the fuck they want because all they have to do is to talk about how mean their husbands are and everybody comes running to the rescue. [Edited on July 28, 2016 at 6:59 PM. Reason : a] 7/28/2016 6:57:09 PM 0EPII1 All American 38734 Posts user info edit post ^ fully agreed... unfortunately. the amount of emotional abuse dished out by women is no less, however, men are "supposed" to be tough, so hardly anybody sympathizes when men are victims of emotional/mental abuse from their wives."

that makes me so sad, I wish they felt like they could talk to their wives about their feelings

8/2/2016 4:34:35 PM

8/2/2016 7:14:58 PM

feelings are for little girls and love stories

8/2/2016 7:23:30 PM

... and for the rest of humanity

8/3/2016 3:32:58 PM

^ good to know there are at least some humans on tww

8/3/2016 7:28:44 PM

Going to the movies on my lunch sounds like a solid plan.

8/4/2016 7:11:28 AM

I can't wish my team a good weekend on Slack with this



[Edited on August 5, 2016 at 3:16 PM. Reason : y'alls will always be my peoples ]

8/5/2016 3:15:51 PM

do you really need a spotter while doing squats? Isn't that what the squat rack is for?

8/6/2016 8:41:42 AM

I really wish my bag had landed with me in Raleigh tonight. It is staying in Chicago tonight. At least it happened on the return trip and not when I landed in Des Moines last weekend. I have plenty of work shirts and pants here at home to last a day while my bag travels to RDU and then the front door of my place.

8/7/2016 11:43:23 PM

^ did you get your bag back yet?

8/8/2016 4:17:49 PM

thinkin' about Klatypus TBH

8/8/2016 4:43:46 PM

8/9/2016 8:54:02 AM

after reading the workplace annoyances thread I have decided to change careers

8/11/2016 5:09:05 PM

like one time I almost cried because someone gave me a free coke at work, not realizing these mfers have a stocked fridge with 'outdated' decor...... the building I work in was built in the 40s, which means every available window has a unit in it, and there is only one that doesn't leak shit all over the place.... not to mention I work in a lab where we are supposed to be clean, and the hood that is legally supposed to be on 24/7 gets turned off whenever we have to use our HPLC because some black/brown goo drips from the system

on the plus side if I get really desperate for $$ I am pretty sure I could sell the first aid kit on our wall to some hipster as 'vintage'



[Edited on August 11, 2016 at 5:26 PM. Reason : double post]

8/11/2016 5:09:33 PM

I got bit by zika in the forehead

8/12/2016 12:07:52 AM

acraw posted this selfie

8/12/2016 9:28:07 AM

Some people are so goddamn stupid and bigoted.

http://www.sportingnews.com/athletics/news/gabby-douglas-star-spangled-banner-national-anthem-hand-on-heart-us-gymnastic-team-rio-2016/pr5avodyws5e1hdbjpdas4sw2

I don't even stand up for any country's national anthem, and no one can make me. If you don't like, that is your problem... more heartache for you!

8/12/2016 10:33:12 AM

I bought a RPD officer lunch today at subway

I did my good deed, that means that I can be left alone for awhile now right ?

8/18/2016 2:03:35 PM

So hot at the beach.

8/18/2016 4:03:04 PM

Grrrrr... went to donate blood today but by iron level was 38, and the range for men is 39-56. What a waste of half a day.

Got 2 iron pills from my neighbor and bought chicken liver on the way back home. Will go to donate on Sunday.

Last time I donated, I ate chicken liver 2 days in a row before donating and my level was 43 (or maybe 45), so that should do the trick.

8/19/2016 11:01:29 PM

Quote :

"that makes me so sad, I wish they felt like they could talk to their wives about their feelings"

I did, after she made me switch my plate out and started eating, I said:

"you know, I really don't feel like throwing down 75 bucks on a meal that I didn't enjoy. Can you just order something else and let me have MY initial order back?"

to which she responded:

"typical, when we were first together you use to make sacrifices for me"

Me:

"So, is that what you want, a guy that sacrifices himself for you? I made this reservation because I wanted to do something nice on our anniversary, and I ordered that plate because I wanted to eat it, so please, just order something else or return what you got."

"that's not the point BanjoMan, it is not about the fact that you are gonna buy something, that won't make me happy, but you sacrificing something will show me that you care about me."

"What, this isn't a complicated life decision, we could have just ordered two plates. So let me get this straight, me earning 3x what you do and paying for basically all of our bills means nothing, but me giving you my plate and going hungry for the evening does, is that what you are saying?"

She:

"why do you always make me feel stupid because I don't earn as much as you, you are such a fucking dick (speaking loudly)"

She left crying and the people around us stared at me like I was a dick.



[Edited on August 20, 2016 at 12:54 PM. Reason : maybe I was a bit, but my food was damn good and I had already started eating]

8/20/2016 12:51:12 PM

Did you get your dick wet that night, tho?

8/20/2016 1:11:22 PM

^^
I am so sorry man... that's terrible. No you were not a dick one bit, if that's how it went down.

Very bizarre thought process (and actions) on your wife's part

But man, in the end, she cried, and people saw. As far as society is concerned, you are an abusive husband

8/20/2016 1:54:40 PM

No, we were already going through a difficult time. Separated now, but at the point we were a somewhat normal married couple.

It is funny, but I think me just letting her eat the meal is what most girls call "romantic" these days.

But why? Why should a guy always have to give in and feed this lie that the wife is somehow in control when she isn't.

[Edited on August 20, 2016 at 4:14 PM. Reason : a]

8/20/2016 4:11:20 PM

radishes taste so delicious. My grandmother use to always put them in my salads.

Just bought a whole bunch on sale today.

[Edited on August 20, 2016 at 6:10 PM. Reason : g]

8/20/2016 6:09:42 PM

Quote :

"No, we were already going through a difficult time. Separated now, but at the point we were a somewhat normal married couple."

I will probably be posting that by next summer

8/20/2016 6:46:37 PM

Try couples therapy before she moves out. If she moves out and is hot, odds are she will be fucking dudes relatively quickly. Girls tend to party out their divorce stress whereas guys just drink away at bars.

8/21/2016 6:39:03 PM

I think she was the dick...

8/22/2016 12:29:08 AM