Imagine the quality of hooker you could have gotten for the same price!

6/9/2011 8:47:21 AM

I'll be truthful, I'd probably be in that situation too... but hell if I'm spending 3k for a cruise trip for two. You can find much better deals than that.

6/9/2011 11:36:30 AM

Yeah you can get a cruise for 2 for 1/3 of that. Certainly 1/2. But, it was a $3K investment in pussy. Unfortunately the stock plummeted right after the next opening bell.

6/9/2011 11:38:22 AM

your problem

6/9/2011 11:40:52 AM

lets just hope pikey never gets into the world of financial trading...

6/9/2011 11:41:10 AM

Sure, you can get a cheap cruise if you opt for one of those inner shack cabins with no balcony.

6/9/2011 11:58:56 AM

+1 for Pikey

6/9/2011 12:04:14 PM

did the balcony help you get any?

6/9/2011 12:05:36 PM

You paid 3k for a sloppy drunk kiss. I bet I can get a kiss for $5 at any bar on any night.

6/9/2011 12:06:52 PM

why would you need a balcony? you aren't going to be kissing her during the moon light and you aren't obviously going to be testing the springs in the mattresses anyhow. And the cost of a regular window cabin isn't that much more than an inner one, specially during the off season.

6/9/2011 12:08:15 PM

Oh man, I have so much to learn from all of you awesome people.

6/9/2011 12:09:53 PM

I just went on a 5 nighter a few months ago to the Bahamas that totalled around 1200 bucks. We had a window room, but no balcony. The only time we spent in the room was for fucking anyway, so we didn't care in the least.

6/9/2011 12:11:29 PM

you don't need to learn, you just need to tell her the truth. Just don't run into an airport or anything for her... that's 18 months in jail and a sizable fine.

6/9/2011 12:11:37 PM

Speak the truth. "I spent 3k on them guts. Where them guts?"

6/9/2011 12:13:27 PM

fly to vegas, stay in a decent room for a couple nights and buy yourself some pussy problem solved just bring acorns

6/9/2011 12:24:30 PM

seriously we had an awesome room at the sandles resort in st. lucia for a week for 3k.

... best week ever.

6/9/2011 12:30:02 PM

acorns?

6/9/2011 12:39:50 PM

acorn condom thread

6/9/2011 12:40:56 PM

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6/9/2011 12:41:18 PM

Quote :

"Oh man, I have so much to learn from all of you awesome people."

pro-tip: internet advice is just what people wish they had the stones to do.

except me, i'm a real ass ladykiller.

6/9/2011 1:26:16 PM

says simon says

6/9/2011 2:56:01 PM

wish somebody would just show her this thread already

6/9/2011 7:43:03 PM

this seems appropriate. Hope hotlinking works. If not: http://xkcd.com/513/

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6/10/2011 4:48:36 PM

^
hey the bot is back!

6/10/2011 4:49:06 PM

^was posting with a bot, but not actually a bot.

6/10/2011 4:57:56 PM

Quote :

"Wouldn't say that. I just have the balls to shut a bitch down."

That's not gonna happen because deep down he knows she'd be just fine.

6/10/2011 5:41:38 PM

I'll touch your boner through your pants for no more than five seconds and no less than three seconds for a $3000 cruise. As a bonus, I'll kiss you on your forehead once and say "thanks". Now, I will need you out of the room while I am boning easy chicks I meet on deck.

6/10/2011 6:53:05 PM

HaHa

8/2/2011 7:59:20 PM

Amac, I thought you died.

8/2/2011 8:21:46 PM

Quote :

"Amare et sapere vix deo conceditur."

8/2/2011 9:44:40 PM

Nevar forget!

9/7/2011 12:58:32 PM

So glad i just saw this thread...

10/5/2011 3:32:26 PM

Hey Pikey are you taking her to the Bahamas with you?

10/5/2011 3:57:44 PM

[old] let it gooooooooo

10/5/2011 4:04:17 PM

What a tool - you pay for this bitches expenses, and still can't seal the deal?

10/5/2011 4:32:10 PM

i think he sealed the deal in her butt a few weeks ago.

10/5/2011 4:39:50 PM

you just missed an opportunity for an epic low post to high post count pwning, rookie should've called him out

10/5/2011 4:43:14 PM

still can't believe dude was this beat up over Plucky Duckface


you be the judge

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10/5/2011 5:13:27 PM

bitch is a solid 9

10/5/2011 5:20:10 PM

out of 100, sure

10/5/2011 5:29:25 PM

The problem is that you were a perfect gentleman. Strap that bitch to your face and say the alphabet, brah.

10/5/2011 5:35:42 PM

She is a solid 8

10/5/2011 5:38:35 PM

The bitch has cankles and huge thighs. Also her eyes are kind of far apart and she has no tits. I'd give her a 6.0 if I was feeling generous. 5.5 most days.

10/5/2011 10:34:05 PM