what's ddf?

8/21/2013 1:05:06 PM

DRUG

DISEASE

FREE

8/21/2013 1:05:56 PM

Quote :

"People who don't want coyotes or feral dogs to dig up their pet's corpse and gnaw on it. Pretty common in the country. Some people also put a piece of plywood over the body before filling in the hole as an extra deterrent."

lol, I live in the country and have to bury animals all the time. 4' is excessive. Especially considering we don't have much of a coyote or feral dog problem in this area.

[Edited on August 21, 2013 at 1:12 PM. Reason : a]

8/21/2013 1:10:57 PM

the entire state has a coyote problem

8/21/2013 2:59:41 PM

The last one I had to bury we went about 3.5'. Once the medium-to-large dog was in there and the plywood was on top it really didn't look that deep. Plus all the dirt you're using to fill the hole is soft and easy to dig back through. It's probably less of a problem if you bury close to the house versus further away as well.

4' for a small dog might be overkill, but if coyotes catch the scent they'll get to it pretty easily.

8/21/2013 3:53:08 PM

We always set some rocks over the grave too. Or just one big one.

8/22/2013 3:25:19 AM

Quote :

"Navel manuevers - w4m - 20 (CH) Hi there I'm 20, 5'5", athletically-built (on the dance team at UNC - like the cheerleaders, except our uniforms are skimpier, lol).Kind of a weird request, but I'm looking for a guy who really has a fetish for a girl's bellybutton and tummy...not just as a place to stop on the way to eat out her pussy, but a place to spend a lot of time teasing with his tongue, fingers, and anything else he might think of. I have a very tight stomach with a fantastically-sensitive innie that I love showing off.Let me know if that's you!"

a) the men at unc really are gay

b) not hot

c) craigslist prank

d) b4c took creepiness to a new level

e) a combination of some of the above

Which one do you think it is?

8/27/2013 1:18:43 PM

yeah nothing good will come from that.

8/27/2013 3:25:35 PM

is she the class that the basketball team took? navel history?

8/27/2013 4:16:52 PM

^I too was wondering, if she has a similar transcript to the men's basketball team.

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/cas/3980770997.html

Also, it's pretty bad when you are on the dance team at a large school and have to resort to craigslist to pick up guys. I would think at most schools it shouldn't be too hard for a girl from a spirit group to find a guy and get him to do whatever she wants him to do as long as he gets something in return. It has to be A, B, or C.

8/27/2013 11:31:50 PM

Quote :

"need sperm donor - w4m - 26 (Raleigh) Only serious injury Looking for sperm donor Disease free 24-30 Drug free This would really make my dream. Come true I want to be a mother so bad. Please only inquire if you are serious about helping.... No strings attached or obligations to tend to.."

[Edited on September 4, 2013 at 10:35 PM. Reason : .]

9/4/2013 10:34:31 PM

lots of guys post in the lesbian section giving away their sperm.
all they want to do is help
thats nice of them

9/4/2013 10:40:47 PM

Free sperm. Just squeeze trigger

9/4/2013 10:42:28 PM

Why the FUCK didn't anyone respond to the navel maneuvers post???

uugh. That could've been awesome

9/4/2013 10:45:55 PM

What's to say they didnt

9/4/2013 10:56:30 PM

oh man..i want to please her

9/4/2013 11:03:35 PM

^^^It is still listed and it is from early August. She probably won't mind getting around with other guys.

9/4/2013 11:11:53 PM

http://baltimore.craigslist.org/bik/4069148507.html

9/16/2013 9:55:06 AM

Quote :

"Enjoy my Bike ASSHOLE (fells point) Bikes a pice of shit, but i did ride it everyday. Dont let me see you on it."

9/16/2013 3:17:31 PM

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/ofc/4071378995.html

Quote :

"RUN MY ENTIRE BUSINESS-ACCOUNTING/MANAGEMENT FOR $12.00 PER HOUR (EVERYWHERE) I KNOW THIS WILL BE PULLED OFF, BUT I JUST HAVE TO SAY THIS. You business owners want someone with a Bachelors Degree and 15 years experience to come run your business from top to bottom for $12.00/hour!! Everyone wants to know what is wrong with the economy?? People cannot make enough money to pay the bills, much less spend money at your business!! These jobs paid, on average, $24.00/hr 3 YEARS AGO!! Now you want to pay half? Good luck! In a year when your $12.00/hr IDIOT totally screws up your books and you can't figure out who owes you or who you owe I guess you will be paying $30.00/hr for someone with ACTUAL experience to come clean up your mess!! I will wait until then! Sincerely, UNEMPLOYED Office Manager/Bookkeeper with 15 years REAL experience! Location: EVERYWHERE Compensation: As little as possible Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster. Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests."

9/16/2013 7:55:27 PM

so I posted an ad looking for a roommate for my house (which included that we are two girls in our late 20s)

I get this on Monday around 8pm

Quote :

"Hello, I saw your post on Craigslist for a room to rent in the Oakley/Hyde Park area. From the pictures the place looks amazing so wanted to know if you have any time to setup a showing this week? Is there an interviewing process since we potentially will be coinhabitating? For the record: 32 years old male Analyst at a bank Own a car No kids Not married No pets Thanks, B "

seemed normal/innocuous enough, but I was at the Bengals game Mon night so I hadn't had a chance to respond (which I had intended to), which must have really frosted his cookies because I got this Tues around 10a:

Quote :

"Hey dickwads!!!! I emailed u but didnt get shit in return...... scam! Ugly scam fags"

my response:

Quote :

"wow...and to think we could have ended up living with someone like you. holy shit there are some fucked up people out there. I sincerely hope you get the treatment you need. "

from him this morning:

Quote :

"NOPE"

and then an hour later:

Quote :

"Are you two really hot? I am thinking NO.... probably ugly too. Good luck"

9/18/2013 12:30:11 PM

9/18/2013 1:46:37 PM

lol, dickwads

i think it was shoot that emailed you. seems to follow his pattern.

9/18/2013 1:53:03 PM

sorry for the out of left field cray email, slappy1

I need immediate stimulus

[Edited on September 18, 2013 at 4:27 PM. Reason : 1]

9/18/2013 4:27:30 PM

UGLY

SCAM

FAGS




AHAHA WTF.

9/18/2013 9:36:16 PM

you have to admit. there are a lot of scams out there

9/18/2013 9:43:11 PM

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"I can make your dream lover fall in love with you (Durham Cary Raleigh) Tell me the person you want to be with. I'll investigate and go undercover to find ways for them to meet you and fall in love. I'm a woman myself so this should be easy. It will only work if you have patience and an open mind. I need your name and email address. I'm a private investigator and relationship coach."

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/w4m/4067777019.html

Yeah, I'm going to give you my personal info plus the personal info of a person who doesn't know I am interested in them.

[Edited on September 22, 2013 at 12:52 PM. Reason : .]

9/22/2013 12:51:13 PM

it's you isn't it

9/22/2013 2:50:01 PM

^No.

9/22/2013 7:19:00 PM

Quote :

"Let's go out for coffee (Raleigh, Durham) I have had intercourse once in my life and it wasn't very good. No I am not gay and no I am not ugly, well, not terribly so. I am a visually stimulated man with a physical age of 56, but I do try to keep in shape and a mental age of about 20. I would like to meet someone who would be willing to have a relationship with me, take me on a sexual journey, help me catch up to all that I have missed, to my full potential. I don't know much about sex or relationships but I know that I am NOT interested in married women. I am 56 and for all intents and purposes ... a virgin. If you are anything close to being like me please contact me. Maybe we can learn from each other. If you are not like me I ask that you also contact me. You can lead, I will follow. Please only serious people reply. No Hookers, No one time stands, No married women. You can feel safe that when we meet, whether we hook up or not, our meetings, your identity and the information shared will remain confidential. Thank you. I look forward to meeting you."

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/act/4085552595.html

I ran across this in "activity partners."

Quote :

"[/b]RUTH CHRIS ANYONE? - 33 (North Hills)[/b] Hello My birthday is October 2. I would like to treat myself to Ruth Chris Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, or Wednesday. I need someone to accompany me for conversation. You must be single, not married, non smoker, non drinker, and able to pay for your own meal. THIS IS NOT A FREE MEAL, IM ONLY PAYING FOR MY DINNER. Please reply with picture and then you will get my picture."

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/w4m/4097032053.html

Now the non-smoker I can understand, but non-drinker???? I guess she wants to go alone.

[Edited on September 29, 2013 at 10:04 PM. Reason : .]

9/29/2013 9:56:09 PM

Did I seriously just get offered "a collectable lord of the rings witch king sword worth at least 180.00 online to the right buyer" for a $40 aquarium?

I must be nuts to say no to that offer.

10/13/2013 3:20:33 PM

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/cas/4130157855.html

10/15/2013 2:42:04 AM

^Already removed...

10/15/2013 6:37:22 AM

^^what did it say?

10/15/2013 3:06:59 PM

My name is erica.I am looking for my special someone.No party animal no married man. I am 22 year old.My heart been broke to many time i looking for that special someone.I have no kids. I am disable if you want to know more u can ask. I live at home with my mom and dog sweetpea.I like classic country special conway and lorreta lynn. I like any music but rock but i can deal with. like i said no party animal or no married men. I live in smithfield all my life. I dont drive far so let hope u can drive. i hope this works and I am not looking for sex

10/15/2013 4:33:46 PM

Quote :

"My name is erica.I am looking for my special someone.No party animal no married man. I am 22 year old.My heart been broke to many time i looking for that special someone.I have no kids. I am disable if you want to know more u can ask. I live at home with my mom and dog sweetpea.I like classic country special conway and lorreta lynn. I like any music but rock but i can deal with. like i said no party animal or no married men. I live in smithfield all my life. I dont drive far so let hope u can drive. i hope this works and I am not looking for sex"

lolz that explains it, oh JoCo...

10/15/2013 4:38:23 PM

I met a guy who had never left sanford. and i think that was the norm in the neighborhood he was from. here's hoping she can still find love.

10/15/2013 4:46:34 PM

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/w4m/4044570719.html

Quote :

"Beware girl name Ashley stole my truck after. Meeting here - 44 Below was the ad I posted and a girl named Ashley replied Sounded sweet ,we went out had dinner a few times thought She was a good girl boy was I wrong She stole my silver ado ,,guys beware name is Ashley"

10/15/2013 11:34:11 PM

^^^She likes classic country and has a dog named Sweatpea. She's basically the bomb for real.

10/15/2013 11:38:17 PM

I think its funny the fat chick on the last page gets picky about the height of her "Mr right".

10/15/2013 11:55:00 PM

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/cas/4132856454.html




You tank up.......................and then meet me somewhere in public/semi public............and take a long hard piss in my face/open mouth. get paid. jet. cleanup is my fucking problem. Looking for a drive by piss'n run scene.

that simple.

I am cleancut. I am hiv neg. I am drug/disease free. I am DISCREET. I am GWM. I am 43.

please respond with stats and age and location.

change subject line to "drown you" when responding so I know you are a real person and not a spam/ad bot

10/16/2013 1:47:27 PM

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/w4w/4065676940.html

Quote :

"I am looking for a soul mate ... I am not about the bs or lies or games ok white women only ok if u what to kown more about me just send a gmail in my box.. if u are for real then hit me up ."

There has to be a unc joke in here somewhere.

10/20/2013 11:52:57 PM

The real joke is why you were looking in the w4w section creepo.

10/21/2013 12:33:56 AM

I just enjoy reading craigslist, so I look at the w4w section sometimes too.

10/21/2013 10:48:41 AM

Post up some of your W4W collages.
I know you have some.

10/21/2013 11:05:35 AM

http://eastnc.craigslist.org/cas/4086632971.html

Quote :

"buy my panties - w4m - 19 (greenville) Attractive young college student looking to sell some dirty panties. not looking for a hook up, serious inquiries only please."

http://eastnc.craigslist.org/cas/4084588291.html

And a 20 yo has socks for sale too.

[Edited on October 22, 2013 at 4:46 PM. Reason : .]

10/22/2013 4:38:49 PM

http://1023blakefm.com/the-manliest-craiglist-post-ever/

Quote :

"I should start by saying that if you are looking for a “Pajama party Barbie Jeep” you my friend, should keep looking. If you are looking for a short description of to the beast before you, I can offer you two words “MEAT & POTATOES”. This is the All American chariot of the free world. You are not dealing with any ordinary, cookie cutter Jeep son. This thing was forged from a single block of all American Tungsten Steel. Real sturdy! From that day forward my life has never been the same. Winch yourself off that couch and see if you can handle this Jeep Wrangler Sahara. So if you are looking for a rice burning hatch back, a solar powered liberal mobile, or even a Hyundai crossover keep on looking my friend this thing is a piece of red white and blue Americana Machinery. This baby’s pulse is pumping 4.0 liters of uncensored raw fuel through her straight six nuclear power plant. And rest assured this is no metro feminine automatic. . .you command her to obey, with your calloused hand planted firmly on the shifter. And she will obey, the first time, every time. If you can’t handle your stick shifter, or reach the clutch pedal, you better not ferry skip over here wanting to test drive her. If you stall her out, you can count on getting hit in the face with a piece of re-bar and sent back where you came from. It has A/C but are you kidding me….Really! If you want to blow the sweat off your brow, you do it the old fashioned way: doors off, top down. “What if it rains?”. . .You whiney bitch! I told you to stop reading. . . Any man who drives this beast doesn’t give a damn about rain. Not even skin melting acid rain, Cause he’s already dripping wet in blood, sweat, dip spit, and fish guts. If you are looking for the kind of jeep that has to be pansy parked in the garage, so the “carpet doesn’t get wet and soggy” Then you should plant your Obama sticker on some Japanese piece of shit. Cause this thing has drain holes in the floor and rhino lined to let the blood drain out from the buffalo you just killed, with your bare hands. Because you are William Wallace from Braveheart and when you get home you can leave your “sissy sponge glove car wash kit” in the pink bucket it came in. Go ahead and spark up your 6000 psi heated pressure washer on the dually trailer in your man cave, cause you are Tim Gillespie and you can pressure wash your truck on the inside. She’s got rhino lined floors with a full roll cage in case that buffalo comes back to life while you’re doing 80 over some mountain pass or flooded river. If you’re thinking about Mexican chrome bumpers for her, think again. The bumper bashers come hand forged in a blacksmith shop in Franklin County over a wood burnin fire, out of 4 inch well casing, and railroad tracks and then I welded em to the damn chassis. That way if you get deployed you can piggy back this war wagon on a deuce and a half and chain her down tight from the four corners, so you don’t lose her when your convoy gets hit by a taliband roadside suicide bomber. And forget about putting one of those “It’s a Jeep Thing. . .You wouldn’t understand” stickers on this machine cause when you’re spotted in this American Classic there will be no questions, no further explanation required, people will understand and get out of your way. . …real quick. If you think you’re ready to park this panty hauler on your tract of land. If you buy this jeep you better go get your old lady ready for some damn changes around your lair, cause this shit will be happening. What will be Happening? Glad you asked…. 1. More chest hair. 2. You’re growing a beard. 3. Meat Only Diet. 4. T-Rex for a pet. 5. You’re taking a job at the lumber mill. 6. Your car carries five kegs. 7. Penis enlargement. 8. Catch more fish. 9. Wire bristled toothbrush. 10. Sex in the yard. 11. Sex in the garage. 12. All male offspring. 13. Chiseled jaw line. 14. Not giving a damn. 15. Flesh turning to steel. 16. Higher salary 17. Promotions. 18. Better looking wives. 19. Better looking mistresses. 20. More golfing 21. More killing stuff. 22. More dead animals in the KITCHEN freezer. 23. More tools in your garage. 24. Bigger TV 25. Wife takes out the trash 26. Four Wheel Drive 27. Wife brings trash can in from road. 28. Wife stops bitching about clothes on floor. 29. Wife stocks fridge with beer. 30. Chuck Norris. 31. John McCain 32. Steaks for dinner. 33. Winning the Lottery. 34. Women on the side. 35. Wrestling with bea 36. Building shit out of stone. 37. Riding Lawn Mower. 38. Bon Fires in cul-de-sac. 39. Bar Fights. 40. Wife picks you up from Thee Gentlemen’s Club. 41. Craftsman Tools. 42. Jay Bisset. 43. Welding stuff. 44. Digging holes. 45. Huge Piece of meat. Put your GPS back in your purse. Sounds good doesn’t it? This jeep has carried me through 155,000 miles of battlefield twice as gruesome as the second half of the movie “300?. . ..And just like a trusty steed this juggernaut has never left me stranded. If you think you’ve worn her out you drag this beast back to me in any condition. And Ill handle the rest. But if you think you’re going to get to whip this mule you better pony up Sixty Five Hundred Dollars. . .American Cash. I’m not selling you this car unless you are clearly a pure blooded American Species, so don’t even think about it."

10/23/2013 1:45:11 PM

^ I want to hire that dude ASAP

10/23/2013 2:06:38 PM

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/cas/4127937351.html

10/27/2013 7:23:40 PM

Quote :

"let's jack dicks - m4m - 32 Very horned up looking to jack my dick with another dude. Big into porn and watching other guys stroke too. I'm straight with a gf but obviously have some tendencies with this scene I'm into. Like showing off and watching guys show off too. Love all kinds of porn prefer straight. . Please be under 40 in decent shape"

jfc start quoting these so we don't lose them when they get taken down...

10/28/2013 10:42:57 AM