what's it mean when you eat ice constantly? you're iron deficient or something? maybe we should chip in and buy some beef livers

4/19/2010 4:29:54 PM

Yeah that particular form of pica is often associated with anemia, pregnancy, or emotional/psychological distress

4/19/2010 4:51:48 PM

Kindly do the needful and revert at the earliest.

4/19/2010 6:47:52 PM

I do work for a client - have been doing this stuff for about 2 months now.

The client isn't pleased with how things are working - so instead of coming to me and giving me feedback, she just tells the lady that i work for that it's not working.

Um, how about giving me some damned feedback?!?!

4/20/2010 1:55:46 PM

LET ME PLAY SOME HOLD MUSIC FOR YOU

4/21/2010 3:23:50 PM

boss taking credit for my work

4/22/2010 9:41:56 AM

when boss tries to show how big his dick is by telling a customer he doesn't want any of their new business because their customer canceled a program that they have no control over quicker than he would have liked.

esp when the new programs were going to be a lot of $$

4/22/2010 10:24:59 AM

I transcribed this coworker's rant:

Quote :

"God is too great to have one planet out of this world. So what I think is, when you go to hell, you're only going to be held accountable for your sins. I also says that when you go to heaven, only your soul is going to go to heaven, so you're not going to recognize your mothers, fathers, sisters. The way I think the world is set up is, this world that I'm living on is not real, and all of yall are just pawns in my world. He does things differently with each and everyone of yall. and I'm supposed to form my decisions based on my life. So in my world, Im the only one that's really real."

[Edited on April 23, 2010 at 8:52 AM. Reason : ]

4/23/2010 8:51:52 AM

i don't understand that.

Quote :

"Yeah that particular form of pica is often associated with anemia, pregnancy, or emotional/psychological distress "

hahahaha he's pregnant!!!!

4/23/2010 9:32:58 AM

Oh god

http://www.businessinsider.com/cartoon-a-day-in-the-life-of-an-analyst-2010-4

4/26/2010 9:10:48 AM

that analyst video exemplifies pretty much every conversation I have with my boss

4/26/2010 11:40:35 AM

project sent for me to review and add too and proof for a 10am meeting tomorrow

normally that'd be fine - but she sent it to me 5 minutes ago

4/26/2010 9:10:42 PM

look

if you're going to keep 5-10 pictures of your hot ass daughter in a bikini all around your office

dont look at me like i'm the asshole when you catch me checking them out


you work in a chemical plant around some rough and tumble dudes

it's

going

to

happen

[Edited on April 26, 2010 at 9:13 PM. Reason : she's my age]

4/26/2010 9:13:13 PM

^ that happens to you, too?!?

4/26/2010 9:14:16 PM

it infuriates me when i walk into work 2 minutes late and am immediately blamed for anything that is not ready for the day. really? you've been here for at least 10 minutes and you found it more acceptable that you sit around talking about birth control or something else no one gives a shit about instead of doing your fucking job!?! (and you don't need birth control anyway because you're such a bitch and we know you don't get laid)

OR when i'm early to work and i get everything ready and you stroll in 10 minutes late. like it's no big deal. BITCH

OR that whole "i was here, but not HERE" crap. i don't give a fuck what extra crap you've volunteered for that requires you bring fucking donuts on a wednesday morning. do your god damn jobfsdkl;gfjsdlfk;;sflkj

sfhj;sdlatjLASKJlDAhharrrrrrrrrrrrhfklgd;n




i feel better now

4/26/2010 9:21:46 PM

pics?

[Edited on April 26, 2010 at 9:29 PM. Reason : ^^^]

4/26/2010 9:24:44 PM

don't be late - problem solved.

4/26/2010 10:18:34 PM

Eating at Ruby Tuesday's on a business trip.

4/27/2010 8:00:12 PM

when you tell your boss that you're pretty much going to be busy for the next month with 4 projects lined up and he adds another one due one week from now

4/27/2010 8:01:59 PM

Too much to do and too few staff to accomplish it. Sometimes I hate being the boss.

4/27/2010 8:04:13 PM

a meeting with my boss that runs 15 minutes over because she takes 15 minutes to tell me that I have a lot to do and not enough time in which to do it.

4/28/2010 9:43:40 AM

you're going out of town, are you available?

you're not going out of town.

you're going out of town, are you available?

4/28/2010 9:50:00 AM

the girl who sighs, moans, groans, and makes all sorts of other noises so someone will ask what's wrong and pay attention to her.

4/28/2010 9:57:19 AM

^ same thing here. I'm almost certain someone I work with has an extreme case of ADHD. I'm having a hard time not focusing on the minor things he does that interrupt the office. Because of how (almost violently) defensive he gets, it's just not worth the hassle of asking him to take the phone off of speaker, stop moaning or making sounds, and stop yelling . . . Does he know that he has ADHD?

4/28/2010 12:19:58 PM

At the moment, I'm annoyed by reporting requirements that basically force me to lie to get passing grades on things I can't control.

4/28/2010 12:35:20 PM

"lets plan on leaving by 8am"

- "ok, i'll be ready by 730 so we can grab some food and leave before 8"

..6:45 my phone rings

"where are you? i'm ready to go, why aren't you down here?"

:palmface:

4/28/2010 12:37:20 PM

Quote :

"1.25 HOUR BOJANGLES STOP"

[Edited on April 28, 2010 at 12:38 PM. Reason : maff is hard]

4/28/2010 12:38:25 PM

i mean, i don't mind getting up earlier

just don't expect me somewhere an hour early

4/28/2010 12:41:02 PM

Ladies, when you apply baby powder at work, it makes you smell like a diaper. It's not a good look (smell?).

4/28/2010 5:04:06 PM

The lab manager that I work is this old Indian guy. He's a nice dude but man he is gross. He uses this Indian dip that smells like shit and whenever he talks to you I mean his breath reeks of it. There's one time when used a pencil to scrape of dip in between his teeth in front of me or when he takes that crap out of his mouth with his hands and then later on try to shake my hand with it. Fuckin' disgusting!

[Edited on April 28, 2010 at 5:08 PM. Reason : .....]

4/28/2010 5:08:22 PM

Working 60 hours between M - Th, then being forced to use 8 hours vacation for taking Friday off. I guess I should be grateful they didn't make me use 15 vacation hours for getting Friday off



[Edited on May 4, 2010 at 1:15 PM. Reason : -]

5/4/2010 1:06:28 PM

lol the people that i work with work those kinds of hours, take friday off, then still end up working half a day on friday

5/4/2010 1:18:24 PM

I'd still rather do that than burn 8 hours vacation in a week where I've already put in a lot of unpaid OT. The way I look at it I just burned 8 hours vacation on what amounts to even more unpaid OT.

[Edited on May 4, 2010 at 1:26 PM. Reason : -]

5/4/2010 1:25:16 PM

send me a project that needs to get done for a 10am meeting at 11:40pm the night before.

awesome

5/4/2010 11:43:48 PM

the fridge smells like bologna

5/6/2010 2:21:06 PM

having to take my lunch hour at 11am because an inconsiderate coworker schedules a meeting from 12-1pm

5/10/2010 11:01:36 AM

Quote :

"LET ME PLAY SOME HOLD MUSIC FOR YOU"

yo B- we got some hot cisco beatz at my work. call me up, i'll put you on hold for them

5/10/2010 11:56:57 AM

the compost bucket which rarely gets taken out. and people from food securities that come over to use our lil staff room and then shut off the lights. wtf you aren't in our department.

5/10/2010 3:15:11 PM

Anyone wanna takes bets on when LunaK will be fired?

5/10/2010 3:47:44 PM

5/14

5/10/2010 4:04:24 PM

project received at 10:45pm for tomorrow morning..... wtf

5/10/2010 10:47:36 PM

I hate when the whole group gets punished for something one person does that I have no control over.. like forgetting to shave before coming to work.

5/10/2010 10:48:57 PM

when someone heats their lunch up but it smells like ass.

the entire hallway smells like someone took a huge shit in the microwave

I mean, what do these people eat?

5/11/2010 12:45:12 PM

curry.

they're indian.

5/11/2010 12:48:12 PM

Quote :

"I hate when the whole group gets punished for something one person does that I have no control over.. like forgetting to shave before coming to work."

Your whole group got punished cause one guy didn't shave? wtf do you work?

5/11/2010 12:52:28 PM

^^ I can't be sure, but seems likely that you're correct

5/11/2010 12:54:21 PM

^^sounds like a branch of the armed services, specifically it sounds vaguely like the marines.

5/11/2010 12:57:13 PM

Lady, there is a partition between our desks. I can't even see you most of the time, and you sit with your back to me. I appreciate that you want to say, "Good morning, Jonathan," but you ought not whisper it as you're walking away. I can hardly hear you as it is, and when the only part of your greeting that my brain picks up on is my whispered name, it's creepy and unsettling.

5/12/2010 8:12:10 AM

sounds like fearful respect

5/12/2010 8:24:58 AM

If I wanted respect from people, I'd enchant it out of them.

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5/12/2010 8:26:42 AM