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9/3/2009 1:47:30 AM

29 in a month, I still feel like im 21 though, I look at pictures of people I went to high school and I think damn they look old but yet I feel as if I have aged quite well, I guess all those years of not partying every night until I felt like I was gonna die have finally paid off. I imagine when 30 hits next year though I will probably feel a little bit weird though

9/3/2009 5:52:42 PM

there was a table of cops in front of me at dinner tonight, and the whole time i was thinking "when did they start letting high schoolers on the police force?"

9/5/2009 12:53:42 AM

well apparently, you are old enough to post "yes" in here:
http://thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=575745&page=1#13242769

9/7/2009 10:43:24 PM

People tell you that your life is making them feel old

9/10/2009 7:57:55 AM

it makes your day when you get a letter saying your insurance premiums are going down

9/14/2009 6:39:49 PM

Quote :

"there was a table of cops in front of me at dinner tonight, and the whole time i was thinking "when did they start letting high schoolers on the police force?""

I know what you mean. A few months back I was at Moe's and there was a table of guys in cop uniforms. One of them looked middle aged and the other four all looked about 16. I thought that it was weird that they were letting high schoolers doing ride-alongs actually wear uniforms.

9/15/2009 2:20:40 PM

when you're less than 48 hours away from your college 10 year reunion tailgater

9/25/2009 1:37:01 AM

i've started finding little random gray hairs on my spouse. it's bugging the shit out of him; we've already discussed his cover up options. for now, i just pull them out for him.

btw he is older than me.

10/5/2009 12:10:09 PM

i've been getting gray hairs here and there for a few years. i'm only 27

i don't let it bother me though, i just live

10/5/2009 2:44:27 PM

i've had gray hairs for the last 5 years or so. its not turned in to a gray streak or anything yet, but there's certainly no shortage of them.

10/5/2009 7:05:03 PM

you sit next to two kids at dinner who seriously look like they are in 4th grade. 6th at best.

and they are 14 and in 9th grade

fml

10/5/2009 8:39:31 PM

ironic coming from the law student that looks like she still gets carded

10/6/2009 7:34:30 AM

I've had the same password for my work accounts for at least 3 months now. I've used it several times a day during that time.

i've used it at least a dozen times today already.

As of about 10 minutes ago, I can no longer remember said password.

WHAT THE FUCK BOBBY

10/7/2009 10:49:40 AM

^a similar thing is starting to happen to me on occasion. i've had the same debit card and PIN since i started college, i graduated in 2000. the other day it took me 3 tries to get gas.

also i will walk into a room for something and draw a total blank on what i was about to do when i get there.

10/7/2009 8:22:58 PM

saw a shirt like this at the store.....




and i actually liked it....

10/7/2009 8:49:36 PM

So i tried so many variations of the password(s) I believed that I have that i completely lost it and gave up and reset the motherfucker.

I'm actually a little worried that I'm going to forget again tomorrow.

10/8/2009 12:25:18 AM

i blanked on my pin one day and ended up having to go to the bank to ask them to send me a new one


it was just gone. out of my mind.

10/8/2009 2:47:15 AM

Of course today, I remembered my password.

after I changed it.

FML

10/8/2009 10:25:41 AM

Quote :

"saw a shirt like this at the store....."

i think you've got bigger problems than simply getting old. i mean, i myself have no sense of fashion, but I still know ugly when i see it.

10/8/2009 8:00:53 PM

xkcd pointed out that kids born after Aladdin came out will turn 18 next year.

10/9/2009 9:32:12 AM

you remember when we beat FSU when they were number 2 in the nation 24-7 and we fucking were on the field.

and having to watch the downward spiral since 02

10/10/2009 11:28:12 PM

^

1/9/2010 12:04:27 AM

"We should get up tomorrow to go check on the ice at the lake!"

And then...one of those political "news" channels made an appearance on the TV

(Never mind that we're spending friday night cleaning )

Not too much longer before I start up with the blue hair rinses and start buying Z gold toe black nylon dress socks for his birthday

1/9/2010 2:23:22 PM

You go back to campus to get a copy of a transcript and all of the girl's that you used to think were smoking hot all look like they are 14.

You do research online to determine what nosehair trimmer will work best for you.

You wake up at least twice in the middle of the night to piss.

I could go on all day...

[Edited on January 9, 2010 at 2:43 PM. Reason : .]

1/9/2010 2:40:07 PM

its pretty much impossible to stay awake passed midnight.

sometimes its impossible to stay awake past 10:30.

1/9/2010 5:49:16 PM

You fall asleep while watching porn.

1/9/2010 9:10:22 PM

Your niece has a kid.. Making you a Great-Uncle

1/10/2010 8:03:12 AM

Instead of nursing a hangover and doing homework on a Sunday morning, you're eating Fiber One and watching Meet the Press even though your 2 year old keeps throwing the remote at you so you'll change it to his cartoons.

1/10/2010 11:35:51 AM

you miss a friend's birthday because you weren't given enough notice (at least a day) to go out

I have to save up energy for things like that

1/10/2010 2:10:16 PM

the most pressing decision on your mind is how to arrange your furniture with the addition of a new love seat.

1/10/2010 6:30:05 PM

You have a scheduled time to go shit.

1/10/2010 6:46:19 PM

I got a new one to add to this..

You wake up 4 times in the middle of the night to piss. This happened to me last night. I lost 3 lbs. in the process.

[Edited on January 18, 2010 at 7:15 AM. Reason : .]

1/18/2010 7:15:00 AM

damn. diabeetus in da house!

1/18/2010 2:11:24 PM

I certainly hope not...I drank a lot of light beer last night, that normally does that to me.

1/18/2010 4:39:53 PM

your tach rarely sees anything above 2000 rpm. 2500 is really getting on it.

1/19/2010 10:31:15 PM

At what age does it typically start to take forever to pee? It seems like at least once or twice a week I walk all the way down the hallway towards the bathroom at work without seeing a single soul, only to find some old dude standing at the urinal trying to piss when I get in there. Half the time I'm done before he is. It would suck for pissing to take like a minute and a half when you're not even drunk. I call em "Hanks" for their narrow urethra.

1/19/2010 11:43:21 PM

the prostate is a bitch

1/20/2010 7:43:59 AM

love notes now include a reminder to eat your activia

1/20/2010 11:47:17 AM

You need to make sure you're regular.

1/20/2010 12:17:40 PM

its no longer sustainable to be both overweight and athletic. bouts of plantar fasciitis dictate that i drop a few lbs if i wish to continue training hard:

http://www.webmd.com/a-to-z-guides/plantar-fasciitis-what-increases-your-risk

1/20/2010 3:40:46 PM

You have to deal with BS problems like too much earwax. I can't hear shit now because I have too much of that built up in my ears

1/20/2010 8:16:46 PM

Sometimes I feel a little clump of earwax just fall out. I hardly ever have any buildup though.

1/20/2010 11:33:35 PM

When you realize you remember less and less about your childhood...

1/21/2010 1:06:51 AM

That's your subconscious repressing shit. It's a good thing.

1/22/2010 12:01:27 AM

...you turn 28 (much I just did two days ago )

1/24/2010 1:49:10 AM

Even a cursory knowledge of the 70's/80's makes college kids hate/respect you.

1/24/2010 6:49:22 PM

When your idea of a late night means midnight.

1/24/2010 9:31:12 PM

^My fiance went to be at 10 on friday, 8:30 on saturday, and 9:30 tonight

1/24/2010 9:51:36 PM

you don't wake up at 6am from excitement over snow.
Nor do you care about spending every waking moment playing in the snow

1/30/2010 2:07:46 PM