Let's try to guess the reasons why she got fixed when she wasn't married and hasn't had kids:

1. A venereal disease ran rampant and distroyed some of the organs, only way to save her life was to fix her.

2. She let the 7 year psycho (based on the "ex broke into the apt) talk her into getting fixed so he wouldn't have to bag it anymore.

9/25/2008 9:31:10 AM

3 her mom go knocked up way to early and talked her into a reversible procedure..

9/25/2008 9:34:26 AM

my guess is #2. He was WAY older than her, and already had like 4 kids from his previous marriage. I'm sure he pulled the whole "I am too old for another baby" thing

9/25/2008 9:35:35 AM

I'm thinking she got it done for medical reasons.

9/25/2008 9:36:15 AM

i dunno, I'll have to figure out a smooth way to ask. she passed my physical

9/25/2008 9:37:29 AM

I'm thinking she got it done for medical reasons.



most girls wont nix that whole chance of kids thing for another reason


you know, unless she's as fucking crazy as lewoods

9/25/2008 9:37:44 AM

^exactly

Time to give a mental examination.

9/25/2008 9:38:42 AM

word on the street is djeternal was already in her head last night

HIIIYOOOOOO

9/25/2008 9:40:54 AM

BBBRRRRAAAAAAAAAAIIIINNNNZZZZZZ

9/25/2008 9:41:32 AM

DOOOOOMMMMEEEEEEEE

9/25/2008 9:42:53 AM

felatio

9/25/2008 9:43:27 AM

BOOOBBBBBIINN NOOOOGGGGGGINNNNN

9/25/2008 9:43:35 AM

oh sweet Jesus

please do everything in your power to keep this girl from ever finding TWW

9/25/2008 9:45:06 AM

she's not an internet person at all, so it's all good

9/25/2008 9:45:50 AM

I already emailed her the link to the thread

9/25/2008 9:46:01 AM

what the fuck is the internet

9/25/2008 9:46:13 AM

she'd probably find all this funny anyway

9/25/2008 9:47:50 AM

he meant internets

9/25/2008 9:48:38 AM

intarweb

9/25/2008 9:49:11 AM

yeah, I hear that...

haha, my woman is a bit of an internet person.....she actually GETS TWW
which is why I'm able to say half the shit I do on here, 'flirt', and watch her laugh about it with me

9/25/2008 9:51:05 AM

the worst is if you break up with a girl and she's got a slight understanding of tww, slight enough to understand what your name is and how to navigate, but not the nuances.

then she'll post stalk you for MONTHS and email you or call and cry about posts you make that may or may not have referenced her

that is not awesome

9/25/2008 9:52:15 AM

the next challenge for djeternal will be navigating this awkward minefield and achieving the goals of:

1. more sex
2. no office drama
3. relationship or not?

some say this thread is over...I say it is just beginning.

[Edited on September 25, 2008 at 9:54 AM. Reason : . ]

9/25/2008 9:53:55 AM

Quote :

"i'd rather meat for lunch"

9/25/2008 9:54:09 AM

I think he should stick with 1 and 2.

3 should be outta the question as easy as it was to win the original challenge.

9/25/2008 9:56:35 AM

well I put 3 in case he was thinking along those lines. maybe the brother fell in love.

9/25/2008 9:57:29 AM

aha

my ex would do that shit. she knew about TWW. she never bought a name....but she would lurk and post stalk me
then IM and ask me about some obscure post that I made.
I was always like "I don't even remember what I posted 15 minutes ago...I don't put that much thought into it. I don't know what you're talking about"

or

she would look on TWW in the morning, call me, and say "I see that you didn't go to sleep until after 2 30 last night...."

9/25/2008 9:57:54 AM

Quote :

"1. more sex 2. no office drama 3. relationship or not?"

1. HIGHLY likely
2. 50/50.....should actually be fun having a little secret unless she slips up and spills the beans
3. definitely not

9/25/2008 9:58:02 AM

the key to negating the potential drama is making sure she doesnt want #3

[Edited on September 25, 2008 at 10:00 AM. Reason : ..]

9/25/2008 9:59:50 AM

^ winner

9/25/2008 10:01:10 AM

I am sure you know, however, that most broads want #3, even if they say that they dont...even if they think that they dont, the end up wanting it.

thats where the work drama begins because you cant get away from the situation.

should be interesting!!

9/25/2008 10:03:11 AM

how small is the office, people wise?


its not very hard to tell who's been dipping their pen in the company ink, and even easier in a small office.

9/25/2008 10:04:31 AM

I'm sure they think something is going on after the tattoo fiasco yesterday afternoon.

9/25/2008 10:05:48 AM

especially in this case, cause she just got out of a 7 year relationship


Walking into a BF trap..........

9/25/2008 10:07:44 AM

Quote :

"how small is the office, people wise?"

7 women and me. so VERY small

and we are the only 2 that are single
and the only 2 that are attractive
so 2 + 2

[Edited on September 25, 2008 at 10:09 AM. Reason : a]

9/25/2008 10:08:15 AM

dont forget she's 36 and just got out of a long term relationship

she's seeing her time for snappin' up a dude fleeting by the day.

MAN THE LIFE BOATS

[Edited on September 25, 2008 at 10:08 AM. Reason : ^that's what she said ]

9/25/2008 10:08:39 AM

cougars usually just want youngins for play things... i think he's safe..

9/25/2008 10:08:46 AM

over/under on how long it takes for the other 6 women in the office to know about the dippin'

I say 48 hours.

9/25/2008 10:10:04 AM

i'm fucked aren't I?

9/25/2008 10:11:44 AM

well, she might hold this over your head....
and use you as a sex slave?

9/25/2008 10:15:41 AM

i would totally trade places with him right now. my life could use this kind of excitement.



plus i have a thing for older women

[Edited on September 25, 2008 at 10:19 AM. Reason : add]

9/25/2008 10:19:12 AM

^

9/25/2008 10:19:35 AM

First older woman for me. I have always dated / fooled around with younger chicks. So shit, maybe this is just what I need to turn my fucking life around

9/25/2008 10:22:35 AM

yeah i'm sure she has credit advice

9/25/2008 10:24:04 AM

yeah definitely - this looks to be the answer to turning your life around.....

9/25/2008 10:27:34 AM

Quote :

"her: want to meet for lunch? me: i'd rather meat for lunch. her: huh? me: nevermind"

hahah, and the fixing of the TV reminded me of the porno in the movie, The Big Lebowski

this is the first time i have seen this thread and its a gem! good job DJE!

9/25/2008 10:54:03 AM

this might even rate as a nominee for message_topic.aspx?topic=537584

9/25/2008 10:56:49 AM

uh oh, she's been here for about 1.5 hours and not a word yet. this could be bad

9/25/2008 10:59:18 AM

she 'barrased

9/25/2008 11:00:00 AM

if she comes into your office, ask "can I help you?"

9/25/2008 11:02:40 AM

and have marcy playground on in the background

9/25/2008 11:03:25 AM