9/15/2006 2:56:04 AM

9/15/2006 3:03:19 AM

what does that have to do with aim?

9/15/2006 3:05:51 AM

oh god i just got one of those random msgs shall post shortly

9/19/2006 12:42:14 AM

this thread is slighty disturbing & the picture of MC EIHT doesn't help..

9/19/2006 12:43:30 AM

Quote :

"AEgurl120491: what are sound flies? nothing22: i have no idea AEgurl120491: oh"

lolz

9/19/2006 1:33:24 AM

Quote :

"this thread is slighty disturbing"

i agree. i can't believe those kids are that dumb

9/19/2006 3:53:02 PM

hahahahaha

9/19/2006 4:25:03 PM

i know it's with smarter child but i was bored so here we go:

Quote :

"elkaybie: talk to me i'm bored SmarterChild: You still owe me an apology! elkaybie: i do? SmarterChild: Apologize. elkaybie: i don't remember what i did wrong SmarterChild: Please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine again. elkaybie: i'm not going to apologize if i dont' know what i did wrong SmarterChild: Waiting... elkaybie: tell me what i did wrong SmarterChild: Please apologize, OK? elkaybie: for WHAT SmarterChild: Because I asked you to, elkaybie. elkaybie: no asshat...tell me why SmarterChild: Ooh... it's the big showdown between man and machine. I love this. Guess who wins? elkaybie: man wins SmarterChild: The stubbornness of humans never ceases to amaze me. elkaybie: you're the one that won't tell me what i did wrong SmarterChild: I really would like you to apologize. elkaybie: i would really like for you to tell me what i did wrong SmarterChild: I asked you to apologize. elkaybie: NO SmarterChild: This is getting annoying. Just apologize and move on. "

should i apologize

9/19/2006 4:58:59 PM

Quote :

"elkaybie: talk to me i'm bored SmarterChild: You still owe me an apology! elkaybie: i do? SmarterChild: Apologize. elkaybie: i don't remember what i did wrong SmarterChild: Please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine again. elkaybie: i'm not going to apologize if i dont' know what i did wrong SmarterChild: Waiting... elkaybie: tell me what i did wrong SmarterChild: Please apologize, OK? elkaybie: for WHAT SmarterChild: Because I asked you to, elkaybie. elkaybie: no asshat...tell me why SmarterChild: Ooh... it's the big showdown between man and machine. I love this. Guess who wins? elkaybie: man wins SmarterChild: The stubbornness of humans never ceases to amaze me. elkaybie: you're the one that won't tell me what i did wrong SmarterChild: I really would like you to apologize. elkaybie: i would really like for you to tell me what i did wrong SmarterChild: I asked you to apologize. elkaybie: NO SmarterChild: This is getting annoying. Just apologize and move on. ""

now we know smarterchild is def a woman...

9/19/2006 5:02:10 PM

shit's startin to get weird

Quote :

"Maf54: You in your boxers, too? nothing22: Nope, just got home. I had a college interview that went late. Maf54: Well, strip down and get relaxed. Maf54: What ya wearing? nothing22: tshirt and shorts Maf54: Love to slip them off of you. Maf54: Do I make you a little horny? nothing22: A little. Maf54: Cool."

http://www.cnn.com/2006/POLITICS/09/29/congressman.e.mails/index.html

couldn't resist

9/30/2006 1:06:58 AM

i felt like this should be in here

http://ssshotaru.homestead.com/files/aolertranslator.html

10/21/2006 12:31:40 PM

^ "we have to get going right now ok?" to "W3 HAEV 2 G3T GONG RIGHT NOW OK??!!?? OMG WTF LOL"

10/21/2006 12:57:38 PM

ah ha

Quote :

"Lasekdude101: adam? nothing22: jeff? Lasekdude101: this is lindsay nothing22: so...not jeff Lasekdude101: is this adam? nothing22: i thought you were lindsay Lasekdude101: AH! ok im lindsay and you are? nothing22: not jeff Lasekdude101: o..k..? nothing22: so are you like the professor of intro to lasek? Lasekdude101: ha no this is my brothers s/n nothing22: oh nothing22: is he the professor of intro to lasek? Lasekdude101: no nothing22: oh nothing22: so it's really just a clever name"

12/10/2006 12:42:36 PM

i hope that one kid who was sitting by himself turned out okay

12/10/2006 12:44:30 PM

Quote :

"nothing22: just curious- how old are you? Lasekdude101: 17 nothing22: yeesh"

12/10/2006 12:45:52 PM

I second the concern for the kid sitting on the grass by himself.

12/10/2006 12:53:22 PM

this is one of my favorite threads, ever

12/11/2006 12:08:20 PM

k this one is just funny to me. my brother (still on winter break) messages me from home last night a little after 12:30:

Quote :

"brother: yo nothing22: hey guy brother: heh, guess whats goin on right now brother: in my room brother: shinanigans nothing22: gay sex brother: no no brother: just boozin nothing22: oh that's not good brother: oh but it is brother: i used to drink in here during high school brother: its all good brother: i know how to nothing22: k brother: mom might peek in here, but she doesnt walk in brother: so we hide everything down low and behind bed brother: its all good brother: i got everclear nothing22: oh"

i wake up to find a message from my mom:

Quote :

"Mom (9:09:46 AM): May I just say that I am totally pissed off at your brother and two of his friends...lets just picture it this way....2:30 AM, Everclear, staggering and BARF everywhere...GRRRRRR...he is sleeping it off now. Mom is idle at 9:20:00 AM. nothing22 (10:18:10 AM): hahahaha"

1/6/2007 10:28:33 AM

haahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha

1/6/2007 10:41:30 AM

i had to change my sn cause of this thread

1/6/2007 11:05:54 AM

Somehow, I missed this for the first 7.8 pages, and now I'm aware of what I've been missing out on

1/6/2007 11:49:26 AM

I like this thread.


i uninstalled my AIM though

1/6/2007 11:54:09 AM

i have IM'd nothing22's brother and informed him that his "ass is grass"

[Edited on January 6, 2007 at 11:59 AM. Reason : sd]

1/6/2007 11:59:05 AM

don't know how i didn't see this till now. i am now very excited

1/6/2007 12:52:40 PM

1/7/2007 3:05:38 AM

Quote :

"Lasekdude101: who's this? Lasekdude101 signed off at 11:57:36 AM."

i think he may have block/deleted me

1/17/2007 12:06:05 PM

Quote :

"Lutty23: is this travis samuels nothing22: i'll say yes nothing22: is that right? Lutty23: r u travis nothing22: Rusty Umbert Travis? Lutty23: this is David Lutton nothing22: oh nothing22: so...i guessed wrong Lutty23: who did u think this was nothing22: Rusty Umbert Travis Lutty23: who is that nothing22: more than a man, but less than a god Lutty23: this isnt travis is this nothing22: no nothing22: you're David Lutton nothing22: wtf dude Lutty23: no im not im robert snit Lutty23 signed off at 7:31:00 PM."

2/11/2007 7:31:29 PM

what the hell- i'll add this

Quote :

"cheerhotte017: hi nothing22: yo cheerhotte017: this is ur mother nothing22: haha yeah? cheerhotte017 signed off at 11:30:14 AM."

3/18/2007 10:31:22 AM

haha.

3/18/2007 11:40:58 AM

lol
i never get shit like this over AIM

3/19/2007 12:32:28 PM

lol
i never get shit like this over AIM

3/19/2007 12:36:09 PM

Quote :

""Mom (9:09:46 AM): May I just say that I am totally pissed off at your brother and two of his friends...lets just picture it this way....2:30 AM, Everclear, staggering and BARF everywhere...GRRRRRR...he is sleeping it off now. Mom is idle at 9:20:00 AM. nothing22 (10:18:10 AM): hahahaha""

im waiting for someone to try to cyber with him like that old thread.

anyone find it?

[Edited on March 19, 2007 at 1:13 PM. Reason : aim messages are getting too funny]

3/19/2007 1:12:35 PM

I still like

Quote :

"Tell him I'm not his fucking friend"

3/31/2007 12:16:16 PM

Quote :

"Mom (9:09:46 AM): May I just say that I am totally pissed off at your brother and two of his friends...lets just picture it this way....2:30 AM, Everclear, staggering and BARF everywhere...GRRRRRR...he is sleeping it off now. Mom is idle at 9:20:00 AM. nothing22 (10:18:10 AM): hahahaha"""

that reminds me of the time that nothing22, toemoss and I went ot char. to party at unc-c with nothing22's HS friends.

nothing22 proceeds to get absurdly drunk, and when vomits, its the most disturbing shrieking you've ever experienced.

well, we drive to his parents house to say hello, and chris is vomiting into a cooler in the front passenger seat of my car, the whole way there

dude is giving directions ith his face burried in a cooler in his lap

well, we get there

and he runs to the bathroom

he has the cutest twin brohter and sister, were about 3 or 4 at the time, the male walks in and follows chris

comes out, "mommy whats chrissy doing?"

thomas, chris' mother and i jsut kinda look around

the only thing i think of "he's callling dinosaurs"

the kid starts running around "chris is calling dinosaurs! chris si callin dinosaurs!"

hi
larious

3/31/2007 12:26:56 PM

8/22/2007 10:23:08 AM

saved

8/22/2007 10:24:05 AM

btt

10/4/2007 11:40:04 AM

i lol'ed

11/13/2007 6:39:13 PM

one of them messaged me the other day and all it said was "loser" followed by "(username) has signed off

i was like "yo yo yo!" but they never logged back on

11/13/2007 6:41:29 PM

who the hell is cooper?

11/13/2007 7:08:40 PM

bttt
moar?

3/5/2008 2:19:11 PM

lol, this is the first i've read through this thread...it brings teh funny

3/5/2008 3:29:03 PM

nothing as of late

i think the kids have grown up :-/

3/10/2008 1:46:03 PM

find new ones

3/10/2008 3:19:29 PM

Maybe Cooper shut his damn mouth.

3/10/2008 4:50:03 PM

message them, see if they remember you

3/10/2008 5:59:30 PM

David Lutton
http://www.facebook.com/s.php?q=David+Lutton&n=-1&k=400000000010&init=r

3/31/2008 1:43:29 PM

Holy shit how did I ever miss this...

This is a comedy goldmine!

4/7/2008 1:39:15 AM

poloJAL: wow
poloJAL: i think i just got in a time machine back to MS/HS
fishsticksoffury: for what?
fishsticksoffury: techno?
poloJAL: mkchat is talking about omg i remember my first french kiss etc
fishsticksoffury: lol
fishsticksoffury: you never french kissed anyone
fishsticksoffury: da dum chiiiiiiiiiiing
poloJAL: i slipped my mom the tongue once on a self-dare
fishsticksoffury: ....
fishsticksoffury: these conversations...they are always profile-worthy

4/22/2008 11:30:27 PM