http://www.soil.ncsu.edu/people/people.php?t=f


makes you wonder who..

3/28/2008 4:40:25 PM

Yea...read that and thought of cddweller for a minute and stopped reading until I remembered she graduated, and was in history

3/28/2008 4:45:32 PM

Quote :

"cute white girl looking for black guy - 23 Reply to: pers-623033636@craigslist.org Date: 2008-03-29, 1:26PM EDT Hey all, spunky 23 female college graduate here looking for a cool black guy to hang with, and maybe even more, if you know what I mean. No offense to other races, I'm simply more attracted to black men, for some obvious and non-obvious reasons. Anyhoo, I'm bored this weekend, so send me an email and entertain me. toodles"

She must be referring to their awesome dance moves...Right?

3/29/2008 2:58:20 PM

Black men have superior peens.

3/29/2008 2:59:56 PM

she enjoys teh rape parties

3/29/2008 3:09:21 PM

So how does a history degree disqualify me from appreciating khaki-covered bulge?

Oh yeah, history profs are denim/sweater junkies. Hides the bulge but the asses were outstanding.

3/29/2008 8:03:20 PM

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/w4m/625263728.html

3/31/2008 1:15:21 PM

she must be having men beat down her door after that one....

3/31/2008 1:20:57 PM

that bitch wants MY boyfriend

3/31/2008 1:22:36 PM

Quote :

"NO DENTURES"

That bitch gots STANDARDS!

3/31/2008 1:23:10 PM

http://eastnc.craigslist.org/w4m/587945740.html

3/31/2008 1:24:35 PM

easternnc


nice

3/31/2008 1:25:18 PM

meh, that ad was entirely typical

3/31/2008 1:31:43 PM

so i totally had my own listing from someone in missed connections the other day....good in a flattering kind of way, but i cant stand secret admirers, haha

4/4/2008 11:25:52 PM

[quote]FUCK ME ALREADY...................... - w4m - 34
Reply to: pers-628321026@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-04-02, 10:24PM EDT


Dear Men of Craigslist,

Look, I know you men have it difficult. Women are just about impossible to understand, much less please. In a post-feminist society, you never know exactly what you should be doing. Women are bloody picky, I know we are. It can be scary, too, when women freak out about what appear to be benign issues. And men who do their best to be respectful, female-positive humans, I salute you, I do.

But please, please just fuck me already. Honestly, I appreciate your thoughtfulness. I like that you want to take things slow. I can totally get behind the idea of emotional connection, but dearjesusinheaven, FUCK ME. We've done dinner and drinks. We've gone dancing. We've cuddled and watched a movie. I'm wearing a low cut shirt and you've been staring at my breasts all night. Goodgodalmighty, get to it and fuck me.

When we get hot and heavy, please take charge. Please, please fuck me. Trust me, I'm not going to just lie still - I'll get involved. But don't make me force your hand into my panties. That makes me feel like a rapist. We've been kissing for a half hour and your hand keeps grazing my ass. That's nice, but it's time to move forward. Get on top of me. Don't make me get on top right out of the gate and start bobbing up and down on your cock like I'm practicing some crazy new aerobic yoga because YOU won't go down on me. Roll on top and start dry humping like a good boy should. Don't gently suck my nipples and then pull back when I moan with pleasure. You being coy is totally not what I want. It's not what WE want.

OK, I know it's scary. There are lots of women out there who make fucking really difficult. So, I have compiled some handy tips. Don't think of this as complaining, or as schadenfreude for the Andrea Dworkins of the world. Just some simple tips, for timid men who have forgotten what it means to fuck like men:

1. Taking charge is not bad. Oh, there will be some women who feel that you are pushy. If you are making out with a woman, and she starts to push back, ask nicely if things are moving too fast. If she says yes, say something like "I'm sorry - you just look so fucking delicious. I'll go slower." Otherwise, skillfully move forward. If you start kissing a woman, and she responds well, and before long, you're both on the floor with her skirt pushed up, and you on top of her, it's not the time to roll onto your back and start awkwardly stroking the top of her head. Seriously, grow a goddamn pair. YOU'RE the man. Act like one.

2. Ohmyfuckinggod, please learn to respect the clit. It's different for every woman, so ask what she likes. Do not, I repeat, do not just wiggle your fingers around her pussy like you're trying to tickle her. Do not drum your fingertips against her vulva like you are impatiently waiting at the Sears Tire Center for your receipt. Do not push the clit like it is a doorbell at some house that you need to get inside of. Start by using all four fingers with firm yet gentle pressure against the outside of her pussy. Do not charge in with a single finger and start jabbing at things. And if you really don't know what to do, ask her. Just ask. "How do you like it?". It's a simple question, and most women will answer straight out. If she's being all coy, ask "Do you like pressure? Is it sensitive?" The clitoris is a varied item, indeed. Treat each one as though you have never encountered one before. Forget everything that your last partner liked.

3. Most women like to be fucked, and fucked well. Yes, there are women out there who want to "make love" every time - sweet, gentle, rocking love with lots of eye contact and loving kisses. Those women are not the majority. The majority like to be pounded. The majority like to have their hair pulled. The majority like a good, solid jackhammering. When a woman is bucking wildly against you, it's not because she wants you to pull back and slowly swirl your cock around her vagina like you're mixing a cake batter up there. It's because she wants you to hold down her arms, or grab her hips, or push her legs above her head, and fuck her harder. Don't be too afraid of what this means as far as gender equality goes - I am a raging feminist bitch, but I still want to be penetrated like you are planning on fucking my throat from the inside out.

4. A little roughness is nice. Do not pretend that you had no idea that some women like their hair pulled. Do not act shocked if she wants you to spank her ("Really? Spanking? Won't it hurt?" - yes, it does. That's the fucking point). We know you've read Stuff and Maxim, and that's all those laddie mags talk about in their "How to Please Her" sections. Start with light, full handed smacks to the area of her ass that she sits on. Judge her response and continue on from there. You don't have to bend her over one knee and tell her she's a naughty girl and that Daddy's going to punish her; save that for the fifth date. Women are less delicate than you think, so don't worry about breaking her hip.

5.
It's OK for you to make noise. Otherwise, we feel like we are fucking a ninja. Unless you actually are a ninja, and have sneaked into our rooms with vibrating nanuchaku and zippered black pajamas, please, please make some noise. If you're banging a woman, and she's crying out and saying your name and moaning, and you can't even manage a grunt, she's going to feel like an idiot. You don't have to make the sounds she is making, but do SOMETHING. You know how when you are watching porn, and the girl does something great to the guy and the guy kind of goes "Ah!", half grunt, half yell? That's HOT. Do that. Whisper our name (assuming you know it) gruffly. Groan against her neck when you're in missionary position. You don't have to grunt like a mountain gorilla, but if you are totally mute, she's going to get worried.

6. Most women like dirty talk, in addition to the grunting. If you'd like to get some dirty talk going, ask her if she likes the way you fuck her. If she responds well, continue with something like, "I love fucking you. God, you look so fucking hot." Is she still moaning in response? "Your tits are so beautiful." Does that work? If she doesn't respond well to the term "tits", you might have to stop there. If she keep moaning or responding, pass Go and collect $200. Try the following:

"Oh, god. Your pussy is SO tight."
"You're so wet - are you wet because you like the feel of my cock ramming you?"
"I think I'm going to come inside you. I'm going to fill up your little cunt." It doesn't matter that you're wearing a condom; we LOVE hearing this.

If all of those work, you can then progress to things like "sexy little bitch" and "dirty whore". Tread carefully, but please, tread. Do not tiptoe. Do not sit down. Charge.

6. You're not obligated to eat a woman out. In return, she's not obligated to choke on your dick. Don't skip one and expect the other. If you do eat a woman out, the only comment you should make about her pussy is how nice it is. The length of her labia minora, the color of her interior, her waxing job or full bush - you are not John Madden. No time for color commentary.


7. Do not bitch about condoms. Oh, we hate them. Trust us. They hurt us more than they hurt you. But we don't want to be preggers, and you don't want to catch anything, right? Don't whine about condom sex. Do not explain that you can't come with one on. LEARN to come with one on, or if not, help us figure out what to do with you once we're satisfied and it's time for you to let loose your load.

8. We really like it when you come. It's called a money shot for a reason. Watching semen shoot out of you is one of the most gratifying things EVER. However, do not assume that she wants you to jack it off onto her face. She might, but don't assume. Seeing and/or feeling you come is rewarding for us, so there's no need to deprive us of it, but please do consult us before unleashing. "I think I'm going to come - how do you like it?" is a fair question that shouldn't rob you of your testicles.

4/6/2008 1:06:46 AM

i dont understand why you posted that or put the things in bold that you did.

4/6/2008 8:56:04 AM

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/crg/625361437.html

Quote :

"Personal Assistant (North Raleigh) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Reply to: gigs-625361437@craigslist.org Date: 2008-03-31, 3:11PM EDT I would like to hire someone part-time to help me around the house and I prefer a very presentable young lady that can also assist in promotional business. Hourly to begin "

OMG, definately gonna kick-start my career with this one.

[Edited on April 6, 2008 at 11:19 AM. Reason : .]

4/6/2008 11:19:17 AM

^^^ wow

4/6/2008 3:22:43 PM

haha oops

[Edited on April 6, 2008 at 4:08 PM. Reason : .]

4/6/2008 3:51:39 PM

Quote :

"I'm an attractive, single female (24) looking for a long term relation - 24 (raleigh)"

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/w4m/634160142.html

4/8/2008 1:24:22 AM

^Five bucks says she has a kid. Probably 2.

4/8/2008 8:07:53 AM

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/grd/632367490.html

4/8/2008 8:16:39 AM

Quote :

"FUCK ME ALREADY...................... - w4m - 34 not gonna post the whole thing again : http://raleigh.craigslist.org/cas/628321026.html "

hahahahaha

wow, that was direct


deserves a "Best of Craigslist" nomination : http://raleigh.craigslist.org/flag/?flagCode=9&postingID=628321026

[Edited on April 9, 2008 at 12:34 PM. Reason : link]

4/9/2008 12:30:40 PM

Quote :

" bad attitude - 20 (Raleigh) Reply to: pers-638742502@craigslist.org Date: 2008-04-11, 2:53PM EDT im 20...im straight edge...fuck ALL drugs and alcohol...my family fucked me over since im gay so fuck yeah i have a bad attitude...my life revolves around money, firearms, money, pit bulls, money, weight training, money, tats, money, fucking face and ass, money, my bike, and GETTING MORE MONEY. i like cool dudes with similar priorities who like my style. peace. "

Talk about overcompensating

I await the inevitable "why were you on m4m? "

[Edited on April 11, 2008 at 3:50 PM. Reason : .]

4/11/2008 3:47:46 PM

Quote :

"looking for a mushroom dick - m4m - 25 (raleigh) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Reply to: pers-639337806@craigslist.org Date: 2008-04-12, 12:25AM EDT i want to jerk, suck and play with a nice mushroom dick, like the guy has in the pic. maybe a thinner shaft. no fatties. d/d free and all that. i have a place for this weekend but am willing to meet up next week too. pic for trade."

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/cas/639337806.html

4/12/2008 3:05:40 AM

^^WTF you were on m4m? Fag.

4/12/2008 12:40:38 PM

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/mis/621380304.html

Quote :

"you rickroll'd me - w4m - 21 (chapel hill) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Reply to: pers-621380304@craigslist.org Date: 2008-03-28, 12:37AM EDT whenever you rick roll'd me and let me know you were never gonna give me up, never gonna let me down, and never gonna run around and desert me. is this true? "

[Edited on April 12, 2008 at 7:09 PM. Reason : .]

4/12/2008 7:08:25 PM

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/mis/639419999.html

Quote :

"I wanted to lick your feet - m4w - 33 (raleigh) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Reply to: pers-639419999@craigslist.org Date: 2008-04-12, 3:09AM EDT I saw you at the end of the night on friday and saw you take your shoes off. Your feet are beautiful and I wanted to lick them.... you hesitated and left. I think if your friend wasn't there you would have done it... Well if you want to do this discretely let me know. you know when and where this was..."

aaaahahahahahaha, no wonder they walked off

4/12/2008 7:35:41 PM

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/mis/639243409.html

Quote :

"'rdu' cubemonkey - w4m - 25 (4th floor penthouse) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Reply to: pers-639243409@craigslist.org Date: 2008-04-11, 10:20PM EDT "maybe this post is for someone who was carrying around a cute monkey at the airport!" Whatcha think? hi. Its a friday night, im on CL writing you as i finalize writing my wedding vows. bizarre. Youve come into my life at such a crazy time. Im very thankful for you, and i must apologize for coming on so strong. Truth is my emotions are not in check. Im mistaking some emotions for others and dragging you into it. Im actually impressed with how upfront (even though you may not think so) I am with you. I wish you could feel my heart. I wish even more to feel your 24yearoldness. Naughty. Please dont think in my heart of hearts i want to be with you. We are both in committed relationships its just that right now, im feeling selfish and freedomless and anxious as hell, and for the first time in five years im doubting myself and my decisions, and well thats all new to me. Thank you for the smiles, you are so beautiful. ive wanted to kiss you since the day i layed eyes on you. why do you give off that vibe, dear? I feel that would answer the questions im facing myself with, but i dont dare do it, because i dont want to cross lines you dont want crossed."

4/12/2008 7:39:29 PM

I've found something to do tonight because of this site.

4/12/2008 7:53:25 PM

You know, the missed connections is alot more like a confessions section then a missed encounters. New favorite section

4/12/2008 7:58:47 PM

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/m4w/641143987.html

Quote :

"You women are ANIMALS. SHAME on all of YOU. - 27 (wedged between two women) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Reply to: pers-641143987@craigslist.org Date: 2008-04-13, 6:08PM EDT Just thought I'd give this online thing a whirl, since [b]I'm tired of going to bars and being constantly hit on by swarms of drunken sorority girls and professional swimsuit models. I've heard every cheesy pick-up line and experienced every 'cute' technique. Hey, I'm glad you want to do body shots off your best friend's naval and then engage in female-to-female kissing two feet in front of my face, followed by a hand-in-the-air "WOOOOO"-- like I haven't seen that one before. Oldest trick in the book. And you know what.. you already mentioned several times that you tend to get 'crazy' when you are drunk. No need for the constant updates. It maybe loud in this bar, but I'm not deaf. You women are all after the same thing. I've heard the same story over and over: your roommate is out of town, you have a jacuzzi in your apartment( that is conveniently 1 block away) and you've just bought a bathing suit you've been dying to try on. Please. Oh, you can fit 4 ping pong balls in your mouth? I'm so impressed. Why am I saying all this? Well, for once, I'd like a woman to treat me like a human being and NOT like a piece of meat. Beneath my ruggedly handsome looks, rippling chest, washboard abs and buttocks that can crack open walnuts, is a man with feelings. Ladies, my face is UP HERE. Stop staring at my bulbing biceps when we're talking. I'm just looking for a that unique woman who likes to laugh, have a good time and watch movies. Also, if you're gonna send me a picture, I'd like a normal, fully-clothed photo. Please, camera phone shots of your private parts or nude poses taken in front of a dirty bathroom mirror. We all know what it looks like."

4/13/2008 11:27:15 PM

Quote :

"I'm just looking for a that unique woman who likes to laugh, have a good time and watch movies."

hmm, there's a first

4/13/2008 11:29:15 PM

4/13/2008 11:35:26 PM

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/cas/619005884.html



that dude put his dick next to a coke bottle and its isn't even that big ahahahaa

4/14/2008 12:00:26 AM

Quote :

"dont click here - 20 (cary) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Reply to: pers-640811708@craigslist.org Date: 2008-04-13, 12:59PM EDT congratulations your probably curious enough to be cool. if you look half decent and are interested in a guy that doesnt bullshit you and is kinda smart and kinda funny then i might be for you. you= someone the average person would want to have sex with sober. looks wise, your white or off white or perhaps mixed,any color hair or eyes or height [im tall]you are smart funny and like to party and are not a drama queen me= 6'3 whiteboy 210 lbs mainly muscle and planning to be ripped by summer. blonde hair blue eyes and adorable [if my mom says it its true] 2 tattoos one is "BUILT FORD TOUGH" if this doesnt interest you or you have a dad that likes chevys you are invited to exit now as he will no doubt hate me. if you dont care about cars but dont mind that i do you may continue reading.im good at bowling,dancing,videogames,beerpong, and god to all things mechanical or electrical anything you can touch i can tell you how it works and how to fix it or how its made. i did 2 years of navy engineering and now work for a refridgeration company. if your interested in me hit me up on aim:thenotoriouspdc or email me would like to party with you this weekend."

4/14/2008 12:03:31 AM

^^ that's gotta be someone from on here

4/14/2008 12:05:12 AM

i know! Thats why i posted it



weirdest penis i have ever seen

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/cas/641447940.html

4/14/2008 12:08:19 AM

wow...is posting dick pics on craigslist something normal????

4/14/2008 12:10:15 AM

4/14/2008 12:11:02 AM

i know! Thats why i posted it



weirdest penis i have ever seen

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/cas/641447940.html

4/14/2008 12:14:13 AM

Quote :

" i am looking for a TS that can satisfy my sexual appetite. to get more specific, i am looking for a ts...not a guy, not a cd, not a tv, but a ts, that is willing to got on top or bottom(i would like to experience both). if you are a ts with feminine features, nice rack, and a hard cock, send me a message with a picture attached and lets get together for some nsa fun."

4/14/2008 12:17:47 AM

Quote :

"Furries for Photostory -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Reply to: pers-617699118@craigslist.org Date: 2008-03-25, 12:56AM EDT Furry: Someone who says they are furry is generally expressing an interest in anthropomorphic animals and/or creatures. I am doing a photoessay on furries, and I needs people to participate. This includes people who dress up in full furry attire (fursuiting), people who dress only partially furry (such as wearing cat ears, a tail, and a collar in your daily life), people who draw furry art, etc. If you like furries, and/or like being a furry, and/or identify/feel comfortable with a furry lifestyle, and/or know a furry, then please help . Basically, it would involve a studio photoshoot and allowing me to document your life for a couple of days. Please message me if you're interested or know anyone that would be!! Ryan"

4/14/2008 12:19:52 AM

Quote :

"KICK me in my GROIN, REPEATEDLY- m4w - 24 (Rough Raleigh) Ok, bare with me on this one, because I'd like to try something different. Last week during a company soccer game a female coworker miscalculated a shot and punted me between my legs. It hurt at the time, but now I can't seem to stop thinking about the experience without getting aroused. I feel like I NEED to replicate this sensation or it will be constantly in my mind and I won't be able t concentrate. feel saying it outloud or even typing this, but I really want to get kick in the groin, barefoot, by a nice, attractive lady. There's no catch, no gimmicks, just your foot and my scrotum. Yes, I know this is weird, I'm aware of this, and I need to get this out of my system but without losing my balls of course. Females only. "

4/14/2008 12:20:58 AM

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/cas/640383838.html

4/14/2008 12:22:46 AM

haha naked men all over craigslist!

4/14/2008 12:23:37 AM

dude what are you doing to find these ads? [no homo]

its funny that just about all of the last few links that have been posted have all been flagged for removal

4/14/2008 12:33:00 AM

from casual encounters

Quote :

"Will Work This Morning for your cash lol what ever work you may have LOL i need a job that pays well. So let me know what you have available and send a pic please i wanna know who im working for! Tell you more when you email me. Start ASAP?? Get at me. Waiting for your responses guys "

4/14/2008 10:42:26 AM

I love how it says Wachovia is the worst one.

4/14/2008 1:01:40 PM

set em up

4/14/2008 3:05:01 PM