When and a man and a woman love each other very much and the man has to prove that he's not a... uhh...

12/16/2006 10:25:24 PM

They found WMDs in Iraq, so we got a half day.

12/17/2006 11:08:00 AM

As it turns out, she had gotten up early and had taken pain medication because of a hangover-related headache. However she mistook the drowsy-eye/alcohol warning for a winking-eye alcohol suggestion.

[Edited on December 18, 2006 at 12:26 PM. Reason : ]

12/18/2006 12:25:05 PM

"Buster, why were you on the balcony?"

"I thought I saw a graham cracker."

"You baited the balcony?"

"Prove it."

1/4/2007 11:54:17 AM

the mere fact that you're laughing about marriage means that you're not ready, ok

take me now, take me to your secular world!

[Edited on January 6, 2007 at 12:12 AM. Reason : take me secularly!]

1/6/2007 12:10:31 AM

ive made a huge tiny mistake

1/6/2007 12:12:04 AM

Great, now I'm late.

1/6/2007 12:17:46 AM

Ten cents gets you nuts!

1/17/2007 8:17:30 PM

You just can't deal with the fact that I've got a super-thin wife with huge cans.

I just now noticed that Carl Weathers was playing Ice in Scandalmakers.

[Edited on February 6, 2007 at 6:35 AM. Reason : 5]

2/6/2007 6:34:02 AM

BEES?!?!

2/6/2007 9:06:14 AM

Did he say anything, what were his last words?

(Tobias: I just blew myself!)

He said some wonderful things.

2/6/2007 9:12:49 AM

(talking to himself) oh tobias, you blow-hard!

2/6/2007 10:11:22 AM

BEADS?!

Gob's not on board.

2/6/2007 10:12:20 AM

GOB:Franklin said some things Whitey wasn't ready to hear.
Michael: Gob, weren't you also mercilessly beaten outside of a club in Torrance for that act?
GOB: He also said some things that African-American-y wasn't ready to hear either.

2/6/2007 10:45:08 AM

I'm Mom and I wanna shoot down everything you say so I feel good about myself.

CAUSE I'M AN UPTIGHT (tons of bleeping and horrified looks) BUSTER (a lot more bleeping) YOU OLD HORNY SLUT!




Well no one's gonna top that.

2/27/2007 7:55:43 PM

Yeah, well, if you give someone permission to use a tissue, you can't be upset if they blow their nose, right?

[Edited on February 27, 2007 at 8:13 PM. Reason : ./]

2/27/2007 8:13:14 PM

"I have a nice, hard cot for him."
"You'd do that to your own brother?"
"I said 'cot'"



I just watched the season 2 finale and as far as I can tell, George Sr. somehow hid Oscar at the courthouse bathroom and then threw his clothes on Oscar at the last minute. That's how he was able to switch places with him and see his family in that scene in front of the courthouse. Did I get that right?

3/8/2007 11:08:42 PM

no i... i hurt my ankle yesterday shooting hoops or something.

3/8/2007 11:10:33 PM

It ain't easy bein' white
It ain't easy bein' brown
All this pressure to be bright
I got children all over town

/relevant

3/12/2007 6:43:10 PM

Tobias How about a banger in the mouth? Oh, that's right it's called a sausage in the mouth in the colonies.

Michael No, it's just called a sausage

3/13/2007 12:05:29 AM

Don't be such an Ann hog.

5/1/2007 3:15:34 AM

they cannot arrest a husband and wife for the same crime

5/1/2007 3:21:04 AM

...it's a great day. For being sad.

5/1/2007 3:21:10 AM

nice deck. is this where you saw him last?

5/1/2007 3:22:22 AM

I bought you a wedding ring...tone. Opposite of serious.

5/1/2007 3:22:47 AM

i thought we could watch a few episodes of [bleeped name of teen detective drama on competing network] on dvd

5/1/2007 3:23:53 AM

Oh, good. I was hoping he would be gifted sexually.

5/1/2007 3:24:41 AM

she calls it a mayonegg

5/1/2007 3:34:56 AM

i thought she was making like a monster, but she was just out of vodka

5/1/2007 3:36:46 AM

TO THE NUTS!

5/1/2007 3:44:13 AM

George-Micheal: I have Pop Pop in the attic.

Micheal: The mere fact that you call it that means you're not ready for that.

5/1/2007 9:28:40 AM

Is it balls?

Last time it was balls.

5/1/2007 9:36:24 AM

"Maybe its love"
"No, i've had an erection before michael and its not that."

5/1/2007 10:42:19 AM

my name is

*pause*

judge

5/1/2007 11:06:35 AM

I can't believe the legs would screw him like that.

5/1/2007 11:08:40 AM

there was some talk of ice cream..

5/1/2007 2:49:18 PM

egg

5/1/2007 2:55:21 PM

FAMILY LOVE MICHAEL

5/1/2007 2:57:34 PM

STEVE HOLT!

5/1/2007 2:57:44 PM

LOOK AT BANNER MICHEAL!

5/1/2007 3:01:00 PM

keep those balls in the air

5/1/2007 3:01:54 PM

well on the bright side, you can bring Franklin to lunch at the club

5/1/2007 3:03:12 PM

that's just the kind of joke he would've loved

5/1/2007 3:03:59 PM

She went to pick up a little Korean.

5/1/2007 3:04:25 PM

at the very least we can get buster's swatch back, right? up top. o/

5/1/2007 3:04:45 PM

Tweak me.

5/1/2007 3:05:14 PM

You selfish cun-try music loving lady!

5/1/2007 3:05:52 PM

I call her Annabell because she's shaped like...the belle of the ball!

5/1/2007 3:15:43 PM

"i'll never forget this dad!!!"
"i will son, i will"

5/1/2007 3:29:15 PM

lemme put some brown sugar on yo oatmeal!

5/1/2007 3:30:56 PM