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7/2/2008 9:55:09 PM

7/2/2008 11:57:30 PM

7/5/2008 8:48:26 PM

I could kiss you on the nuts.

7/27/2008 12:44:37 AM

forget me nows

7/27/2008 1:16:24 AM

Enjoy the chlamydia, Lucille.

8/1/2008 4:07:34 PM

Who wants a banger in the mouth?

8/1/2008 4:09:57 PM

8/1/2008 4:10:56 PM

check your lease man, b/c you're living in fuck city.

8/1/2008 4:12:27 PM

Henry Winkler plays a lawyer on 3rd watch too and I just couldnt take him seriously.

8/1/2008 4:56:53 PM

8/1/2008 11:18:10 PM

Look at banner, Michael!

8/2/2008 12:03:18 AM

FAMILY LOVE MICHAEL

8/2/2008 11:36:21 AM

ILLUSIONS, Michael. "Tricks" are what a whore does for money.

8/2/2008 11:45:13 AM

Or candy.

Or cocaine.

8/2/2008 12:12:58 PM

DEAR GOD WHY AM I NOT GOING UNDERWATER?

8/2/2008 12:23:55 PM

...and this is not a Volvo.

8/3/2008 2:08:25 PM

That's my son, you pothead!

8/3/2008 2:15:08 PM

Let Lily lick Lionel's lusty leathers. Let--

- The levels are fine.

8/3/2008 9:28:39 PM

You killed him when you left the door open with the air conditioner on.

8/6/2008 1:01:04 PM

[Edited on August 6, 2008 at 1:06 PM. Reason : CORNBALLER]

8/6/2008 1:05:55 PM

Estoy loco por los cornballs!

8/6/2008 1:06:57 PM

Gob, get rid of the Seaward.

I'll leave when I'm good and ready.

8/6/2008 1:15:54 PM

GIVE POP POP YOUR HAIR

(I am in love with this show.)

8/6/2008 1:21:09 PM

George Michael: No, I’m not afraid of sex...

Tobias: Oh, good. Have sex with this girl right now. Do it, go. Get in there. Have some sex with her right now. I didn’t think so. Ann, you need to decide whether you want a man or a boy. I know how I’d answer.

8/6/2008 2:07:40 PM

ahhahaah ^ that shit was great.

i didn't think so

8/6/2008 2:09:33 PM

As Ann as the nose on plain's face.

8/6/2008 2:14:44 PM

Michael: She’s a little bit more like me. It’s like we finish each other’s...

Lindsay: Sandwiches?

Michael: Sentences. Why would I say...?

Lindsay: Sandwiches?

Michael: That time I was going to say sandwiches.

8/6/2008 2:47:39 PM

BEATRICE!

8/7/2008 2:28:01 AM

and i wouldn't just lay there, michael.

8/7/2008 4:35:10 AM

I no dust Buster any more.

8/7/2008 11:38:22 AM

you know, i've never seen an episode of arrested development

now i know what i'm doing for the next few days at work

thxu hulu

8/7/2008 11:42:31 AM

you have to watch in order

or everything past episode 15 won't make any sense

8/7/2008 11:43:18 AM

hulu has them all, so i'm starting with the season 1 pilot

8/7/2008 11:46:02 AM

word

I haven't packed for that.

8/7/2008 11:49:18 AM

For some reason I decided exam week in May was a good time to go back and watch the series all the way through. Finished them in less than a week.

8/7/2008 12:31:34 PM

You wanna step out of the car, Mr. Bluth?

8/7/2008 12:38:18 PM

George Bush Doesn't care for black puppets.

8/7/2008 12:49:39 PM

I love it when they take a reaction shot of the puppet.

8/7/2008 1:06:53 PM

Oh you're going to be in a como, all right.

8/10/2008 12:14:05 AM

I'm gonna need a leather jacket for when I’m on my hog and need to go into a controlled slide.

8/12/2008 12:30:21 AM

methinks a cupid i shall play

8/12/2008 12:40:15 AM

STEVE HOLT \o/

BEATRICE \o/

8/12/2008 12:42:29 AM

michael, you are quite the cupid. you can stick an arrow in my buttocks any time.

8/12/2008 1:14:13 AM

episode 8 of season 2

this stuff is great...makes the day fly by

Michael: "Where is he?"
Lucille: "He's on the balcony."
Michael: "Buster...?"
Buster: "Mom's becoming a little controlling."
Michael: "What tipped you off? When she locked you out on the balcony again?"
Buster: "That was half my fault; I thought I saw a graham cracker out there."
Michael: "You baited the balcony?"
Lucille: "Prove it."

hah

[Edited on August 12, 2008 at 12:33 PM. Reason : .]

8/12/2008 12:19:31 PM

Steve Holt's mom is named Eve Holt.

Her high school yearbook quote is, "EVE HOLT!"

8/12/2008 2:07:31 PM

i'd do it, but i have laker tickets.

8/12/2008 2:12:55 PM

Tobias: Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands.
Michael: It's just there's so many poorly chosen words in that sentence.

8/12/2008 2:17:27 PM

And now please welcome Annabelle Veal, performing "We Three Kings" with a camel tow.

8/15/2008 4:24:28 PM

set em up

8/15/2008 4:25:38 PM