^This is an anger prisoner. A text book example.

10/18/2018 1:40:25 PM

Gotta jump in the pool of shared meaning.

10/18/2018 2:53:54 PM

^In what industry do you work?

10/18/2018 3:14:16 PM

Electric power generation

10/18/2018 5:00:26 PM

someone is trying to get donated vacation time for another coworker (who i don't know and have never met, they work in a totally different area) and it's taking everything i have to be polite and empathetic about the situation

10/22/2018 8:56:29 AM

What's the situation, then?

10/22/2018 9:14:20 AM

it doesn't matter, vacation sharing programs are bad in general and pressuring people to donate is bad

(i'm also not sure if i'm even able to donate my time, i work as a consultant and many of their employee policies and perks apply to me but not all -- but that has nothing to do with my opinion on vacation donation programs)

10/22/2018 9:26:44 AM

So this is basically my hell today with a bunch of the more enthusiastic office members pestering me all day about not wearing a costume.

If you wanna do this nonsense fine, just leave me out of it

10/31/2018 10:06:17 AM

Dress as Dr Frank-n-Furter. Problem solved.

10/31/2018 11:24:33 AM

I just found out at 6 pm tonight that I will be leaving at 6 am to travel to Maryland/Virginia for work for the next 3 or 4 days. I don't mind traveling with work every now and then, but I would like more than 12 hours notice. Lucky for me the only thing I have planned this week is to go to the NC State football game and I have already voted.

11/4/2018 9:49:19 PM

Your boss's boss, your boss's boss's boss all seat closeby.

[Edited on November 28, 2018 at 1:30 PM. Reason : Just aisles away]

11/28/2018 1:04:53 PM

[Edited on December 4, 2018 at 5:52 PM. Reason : double post]

12/4/2018 5:51:04 PM

interviewed at a small company today who described themselves as a "startup environment" with long hours and no equity, profit sharing, or benefits at all lmao.

the unemployment rate in denver is 2.4%. good luck with that!

12/4/2018 5:52:44 PM

was the pay at least decent?

12/4/2018 5:58:08 PM

based on my talk with the recruiter, it would be slightly more than what i make now, which is industry average. and i have pretty good benefits.

also one of them said he's a 9-3 guy. he works from 5:30-8:30 at home, works 9-3 at the office, then works from 3:30-6 at home. lolllll

[Edited on December 4, 2018 at 6:37 PM. Reason : .]

12/4/2018 6:18:24 PM

People who say "more to come"

12/4/2018 6:22:36 PM

If there is "more to come" in context, how is that annoying, besides the fact you're a fucking faggot???

12/17/2018 6:21:14 PM

Gross.

12/17/2018 10:57:10 PM

The building where my office is was flooded and repairs are still ongoing. I'm sitting in a cube it another building for now. There's a dude in an adjacent cube from an entirely different department who just uses a desk here. Homeboy exhales heavily all day long, and especially hard when he is typing an email. He sounds like he's in there lifting weights or something. Typing an email must be really taxing on him. I want to go beat the shit out of him by lunch.

2/4/2019 8:10:16 AM

2/4/2019 11:12:31 AM

when you send out a doc that's clearly just to convey information for small audience internally and some ass clown spends an hour changing formatting like italics, capitalization of titles, etc etc.

YOU MISSED THE WHOLE FUCKING POINT OF THE DOC BRO

2/5/2019 11:43:24 AM

There is a guy I work with that will say "hey" every time you see him....but it's not a cheerful happy Hey! It's a Heeeeey....like when you're at a funeral and someone says Heeey, I'm sorry you just lost your grandpa

2/8/2019 5:39:09 PM

^ maybe he's just depressed?

2/9/2019 8:06:33 PM

A WILD KLATYPUS APPEARS!!!

2/9/2019 9:21:08 PM

Burnt popcorn in the microwave

2/9/2019 9:41:38 PM

hi burro

oh yea someone at work microwaved some kinda fish the other week. I am surprised people can eat seafood from the microwave. Their stomach and taste buds must be resilient.

[Edited on February 9, 2019 at 9:56 PM. Reason : .]

2/9/2019 9:55:46 PM

This one dude stepped down as general IT manager, and now he only comes in on Wednesdays and Thursdays. So now all W/Th there's this constant stream of people coming to his desk (which is right next to mine) asking questons/having conversations. So I'm basically at ground zero to hear half tge company's technical problems and general stupid jabbering bullshit all day W/Th.

2/9/2019 11:12:32 PM

Just got an email from HR with the subject "Flu/Cold Prevention at Work" that does not mention getting

a fucking

FLU SHOT

2/12/2019 9:41:57 AM

vaccines, bruh. VACCINES.


THEY CAUSE ARTISM OR SOMETHING.

RUN RUN RUN

2/12/2019 1:04:25 PM

I got beat up by an 81 year old dementia patient. Turns out giving her cane back to her was a bad idea.

[Edited on March 15, 2019 at 2:26 PM. Reason : ]

3/15/2019 2:25:54 PM

Heavy breathing email typer guy is coming out of the gate hard this Monday morning. The dude must be exhausted by the end of the workday.

3/18/2019 7:47:38 AM

the scanners on both multifunction printers are broken and now people can't do anything since they can no longer print documents and then scan them to assemble pdfs

4/9/2019 9:08:23 AM