http://www.fmylife.com/

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"Today, I was at a swim meet. I was on a relay team and I was the anchor. My team was in 1st. I was ready to dive in when I saw my tampon string was hanging out of my suit. I freaked, slid off the block, and fell on top of the guy before me and gave him a concussion. We got DQed for a false start FML"

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"Today, I was taking the bus home. A dirty homeless man boarded the bus, put his bag on the overhead rack, and sat down. His bag was leaking and dripped onto my shoulder. I asked the man what it was. He said, "Roadkill." I now have dead animal blood on my best business suit. FML"

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"Today, While I was running around the block I had this urge to spit. Suddenly I noticed this beautiful girl running in front me. Trying to impress her, I smiled and by mistake drooled everything on the pavement. She wasn't impressed. FML"

4/25/2009 10:59:01 AM

hahahaha fcukyourlife dude....search before you poast...i got flamed for this earlier

4/25/2009 11:00:10 AM

^dont get ur panties in a bunch

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"Today, I got pulled over while dancing to crazy techno beats in the car. The officer RAN out of his car and up to mine and pounded on my window. He thought I was having a seizure. FML"

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"Today, I was at the gym when I saw one of my friends at the water fountain. I went over and gave him a man ass slap while he was drinking. It wasn't my friend. I now have a black eye. FML"

[quote]Today, I came home to find a random car parked in my assigned space. Pissed off, I left a note on the car's windshield saying "Hey Assface, thanks for parking in my spot. I spit on your door handle." It turns out it was my girlfriend's parent's car. They took us out to dinner. FML[/quote^

[Edited on April 25, 2009 at 11:03 AM. Reason : ^]

4/25/2009 11:02:01 AM

I thought something [old] was [new] and posted it to a troll's message board. FML.

4/25/2009 11:02:36 AM

today i proved that i was a n00b on tww. FML

4/25/2009 11:02:45 AM

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"I made a post about fuckmylife.com on this forum that I go to, but it's been done over 9000 times before. FML"

4/25/2009 11:03:40 AM

I have to wait an hour before I can post another [old] thread. FML.

4/25/2009 11:11:13 AM

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"I'm themayor. FML"

4/25/2009 11:13:09 AM

from themayor's own photo gallery:

4/25/2009 11:16:28 AM

Today, I posted ANOTHER fml.com thread. People now hate me, FML

4/25/2009 11:59:22 AM

ibtl

4/25/2009 12:12:05 PM

"my thread is gonna get the bucket. FML."

4/25/2009 12:21:43 PM

message_topic.aspx?topic=560672

4/25/2009 12:21:59 PM

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"I have <1000 posts FML"

[Edited on April 25, 2009 at 8:48 PM. Reason : i edited my post FML]

4/25/2009 8:48:14 PM

ibtl. lol.

4/25/2009 9:00:44 PM

goodness, how many times does this thread need to be made

4/25/2009 9:01:18 PM

8796765. only 3 left.

4/25/2009 9:02:06 PM