^ baaahahaa, thats my girl!!

[Edited on April 24, 2012 at 9:27 PM. Reason : FUKEN 2790!]

4/24/2012 9:26:33 PM

I can't wait for Friday

4/24/2012 9:35:23 PM

There is nothing left to read.

4/24/2012 9:38:58 PM

aha horrible bosses is fucking hilarious

[Edited on April 24, 2012 at 10:11 PM. Reason : wouldnt mind bending her over a barrel and showing her the 50 states]

4/24/2012 10:09:56 PM

Now I feel bad for not picking up on the hints.....but they were very subtle.

4/24/2012 10:29:51 PM

i have the tiiiiiiniest splinter in the side of my hand, ya know the kinda squishy part beneath your pinky on the side of the hand/palm? well its super small, microscopic. but i am majorly aware of it cuz it huuuuurts

4/24/2012 11:29:14 PM

cut it out with finger nail clippers.

4/24/2012 11:29:43 PM

4/24/2012 11:45:58 PM

I'm making Ramen. The shelves are pretty bare since we're going on vacation next week and I am starving.

4/24/2012 11:52:01 PM

lol sounds like me

but I just boiled some pasta and opened a jar of sauce because I have nothing else and am too tired to go to the store

ok that doesn't sound like me at all sorry

4/25/2012 12:01:15 AM

man some ramen sounds good as hell right now

4/25/2012 12:02:45 AM

at least you boiled pasta. i would have dumped the sauce in a bowl and toasted some bread.

oh and the ramen is so carby and so good and so so bad for me.

4/25/2012 12:08:46 AM

yeah i probably shouldn't eat when I should be sleeping

sounds like a bad idea

4/25/2012 12:12:13 AM

put some egg and srirachi in that shit and make egg drop soup, its awesome

4/25/2012 12:13:17 AM

It totally is. I try not to eat after 8 or 9 pm, but I skipped lunch today and then had an early dinner so my tummy was screaming at me.

4/25/2012 12:13:23 AM

^^i have no clue what srirachi is


probably don't wanna know either

4/25/2012 12:13:57 AM

isn't it like hot sauce?

4/25/2012 12:14:37 AM

oh yeah

I think I have heard of it

4/25/2012 12:16:01 AM

lol

if evan is your friend, you definitely have.

4/25/2012 12:16:52 AM

he's not really


I totally want this:

http://www.adweek.com/adfreak/finally-you-can-wipe-your-butt-twitter-feed-139292

4/25/2012 12:17:57 AM

its not hot sauce, its awesome sauce

4/25/2012 12:18:36 AM

I think they have some at the chinese buffet I always go to

I never tried it though

4/25/2012 12:19:29 AM

I put that shit on everything

4/25/2012 12:20:59 AM

even your balls?

4/25/2012 12:21:41 AM

no, but I have had hot sauce on my balls, not cool

4/25/2012 12:24:39 AM

crazy kids and their spicy condiments

4/25/2012 12:26:10 AM

Whoa...it's been forever since I was on here!

4/25/2012 12:31:29 AM

Whoa! The internet!

4/25/2012 12:33:14 AM

It's on computers now!

4/25/2012 12:34:08 AM

its in my blood!!!

4/25/2012 12:34:35 AM

i heard some d00d in russia just got set up with this incredibly fast 56k modem

4/25/2012 12:34:45 AM

wtf jimmy fallon @ chapel hill

4/25/2012 12:47:34 AM

^ they deserve eachother.

4/25/2012 12:48:17 AM

ssly, he's totally asskissing the UNC audience

4/25/2012 12:51:32 AM

they can have Fallon, that wanker hasn't made me laugh since .......





[Edited on April 25, 2012 at 12:54 AM. Reason : grammar ]

4/25/2012 12:52:21 AM

wtf ed sheeran's music on a victoria's secret commercial

wtf

4/25/2012 1:45:42 AM

you people watch that unfunny jerkoff?

4/25/2012 2:01:59 AM

prob the first time i ever watched the show, i lasted about 4 minutes

4/25/2012 2:18:26 AM

You're all asleep, so I guess I should go brush my teeth and settle to do the same.

4/25/2012 2:34:23 AM

who you talking to?

4/25/2012 2:35:06 AM

All of you folks on TWW.

4/25/2012 2:38:04 AM

Cant effin sleep

4/25/2012 3:06:27 AM

^

4/25/2012 3:11:57 AM

Noboooody knooooowsss

THE TROUBLE IVE SEEEENNNNN

Nobooooody knooooows

My sorrrroow

4/25/2012 3:15:47 AM

Fuck this week fffuuuu

4/25/2012 6:47:28 AM

time for more work...

:-/

Again feeling when I should be

/emopost

4/25/2012 7:05:37 AM

hurry up Friday! I'm ready to be stuck on a boat all weekend!

4/25/2012 8:15:12 AM

Hump day is my Friday

But Wednesdays are also 16 or so hour days for me

4/25/2012 8:26:17 AM

I'm noticing a trend of people on facebook who support/don't support amendment one...

People who like it: High school friends who didn't leave town after high school (didn't go to college)

People against it: Pretty much everyone I met AFTER high school

4/25/2012 8:34:21 AM

I find it hysterical that in one thread, lefties are all like, "fuck the police. can't trust'em. they're racist. that beat/kill black people. all police should die". But in another thread they're like, "citizens don't need guns only the police need them!".

4/25/2012 9:29:44 AM