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gunzz
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http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/gizmodo/2009/06/anti-stab-knife.jpg


With gun laws being a little stricter in the UK, the weapon of choice for day to day murdering can often be found in the kitchen. That's why the first anti-stab knife is now ready for sale there.

As the designer notes:

Mr Cornock, 42, from Swindon, said that the knife will cut vegetables, but will make it almost impossible to stab someone to death and will reduce the risk of accidental injuries.

He said: "It can never be a totally safe knife, but the idea is you can't inflict a fatal wound. Nobody could just grab one out of the kitchen drawer and kill someone.

http://www.newpointknives.co.uk/

6/16/2009 1:49:37 PM

SaabTurbo
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You can still slice their throat open or their leg. In either case, you can help that carcass bleed out in a minute or two using a shitty blade like that.

What a stupid idea btw.

6/16/2009 1:50:34 PM

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"I call shenanigans. There's no such thing as a stab-proof knife. I could hands-down kill somebody (or something -- I'm looking at you, zombie robot) with this thing. Shit, one time I stabbed a guy to death with a brick. "


-Geekologie Writer

6/16/2009 1:51:28 PM

abbradsh
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what keeps me from slicing and dicing?

6/16/2009 1:51:39 PM

pilgrimshoes
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but the soap box is the worst of the worst

6/16/2009 1:55:08 PM

DeltaBeta
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They're gonna start slashing people to death.

Also, it's unlikely that a) regular knives can't be found, b) this knife can't be ground/filed to a point, and c) that they can't just find basically anything else to kill people with.

I could kill somebody with a stapler.

6/16/2009 1:55:17 PM

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6/16/2009 1:55:34 PM

Kickstand
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pretty sure that with enough anger and force, I could take that knife as is and make it penetrate someone's skin repeatedly

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6/16/2009 2:08:41 PM

SaabTurbo
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You could also use something to just make a point where that bullshit dulled thing is and sharpen all angles on the front of it into blades. Then it would be a strange double-pointed knife.

6/16/2009 2:10:42 PM

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Good idea and will probably prevent accidents.

[Edited on June 16, 2009 at 2:28 PM. Reason : Won't reduce knife crime though]

6/16/2009 2:28:25 PM

Skwinkle
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You'd have to be pretty freaking paranoid to get rid of your normal knives and replace them all with these.

6/16/2009 2:28:46 PM

pilgrimshoes
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^ dont forget the rise in knife violence that's been seen in england

if you've not got guns, cut a bitch

6/16/2009 2:32:18 PM

Slave Famous
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I'd take my odds with a baseball bat over a knife anyday of the week

Now a sword is different, but just a knife, with a blade under 12 inches, I like my Louisville

6/16/2009 2:33:27 PM

Skack
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I condone this product as a person who has had someone pull a kitchen knife on him.

6/16/2009 2:33:52 PM

SaabTurbo
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Obviously the tools are the problem. If we keep getting rid of the tools used to kill people, there will be no more killing because we've addressed the root of the problem son.

The tools are the problem and we need to blame them.

We need to blame them hard son.

Hard and fast son.

This is going somewhere unusual son.

6/16/2009 2:33:55 PM

Slave Famous
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I hope they don't make it too hard to murder someone

Because without murders, the news would be awfully boring

6/16/2009 2:36:01 PM

DeltaBeta
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I'd go crazy if I couldn't stab somebody once in a while, man.

I GET STABBY

STABBY STAB

6/16/2009 2:36:59 PM

Willy Nilly
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That doesn't even really look stabproof. Just point it up about 30 to 45 degrees as you stab... right?
(Why didn't they make the whole tip rounded?)

6/16/2009 3:02:59 PM

jethromoore
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Why isn't the chinese cleaver good enough?

6/16/2009 3:11:41 PM

Dammit100
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^why's it gotta be a Chinese cleaver?

6/16/2009 3:13:33 PM

vinylbandit
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chinee creavuh

6/16/2009 3:16:52 PM

swoakley
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Misono is actually japanese.

6/16/2009 3:42:23 PM

wdprice3
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lol. sure, it's stabproof....

6/16/2009 5:51:59 PM

aaronburro
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*OLD*

6/16/2009 5:59:44 PM

Paul1984
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Of course if this works they'll be needing bash proof bats, lamps, wrenches rocks and sticks.

6/16/2009 6:08:35 PM

jethromoore
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"Misono is actually japanese."


But the style of knife is referred to as a chinese cleaver (i.e. not a giant bone crushing meat cleaver).

6/17/2009 11:14:27 AM

benXJ
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guns don't kill people, people kill people

6/17/2009 11:22:19 AM

Stein
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"I'd take my odds with a baseball bat over a knife anyday of the week"


Use a golf club next time. Greater force to a smaller area.

6/17/2009 11:26:12 AM

begonias
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who needs knives when you've got gunzz?

6/17/2009 11:59:11 AM

BigHitSunday
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they should just make a knife with no handle

6/17/2009 12:00:48 PM

Mr Grace
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i want to buy the product that works almost as good as the real thing.

every time

6/17/2009 12:02:02 PM

mawle427
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I have a number of knives that you can't stab someone with (rounded ends and all), but every one of them is sharp enough to rip a person apart if you slash near a joint.

6/17/2009 12:07:23 PM

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Quote :
""I'd take my odds with a baseball bat over a knife anyday of the week""


Quote :
"Use a golf club next time. Greater force to a smaller area."




Anyone?

6/17/2009 12:10:51 PM

BigHitSunday
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he needs to do somethin about that staph

6/17/2009 12:12:34 PM

alibaby
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i would think that more crimes were assisted with switch blades rather than a very very awkward butcher knife. butcher knives really only work in the scary movie scenarios.

6/17/2009 12:35:47 PM

BigHitSunday
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you obviously havent been a disobedient wife yet

6/17/2009 2:20:47 PM

SaabTurbo
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Quote :
"butcher knives really only work in the scary movie scenarios."


You sure about that son? They actually do pretty well at killing people in real life.

6/17/2009 2:21:40 PM

BigHitSunday
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the bitch is stupid let her be

6/17/2009 2:22:44 PM

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6/17/2009 3:15:57 PM

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