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"LOL"

1/24/2012 4:27:22 PM

I want to name my kid Najeeb

1/24/2012 4:27:48 PM

call/visit your bank and get them to try to look up your accounts based on your social. just recite it to them and if you're that sure you know it, most likely your accounts will come up and you'll be verified.

1/24/2012 4:32:29 PM

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"she would have helped you if you had a name like Billy Stevens"

I dunno man, how can you not take pity on somebody that had to go through life with a name like najeeb? This explains so much about trappy now. I almost feel bad for the guy.

[Edited on January 24, 2012 at 4:34 PM. Reason : But then I remember he's still a dumbass. ]

1/24/2012 4:33:43 PM

oh look, here comes mussolini.

1/24/2012 4:38:27 PM

^lol!!

1/24/2012 4:39:15 PM

FUCK

Went to my undergrad alma mater's website to have transcripts sent, and the college ID# is the SS#. This is getting very critical.

1/24/2012 4:44:14 PM

i done told you what to do, son. any institution that saves your SSN should be able to look it up for you using your name.

1/24/2012 5:48:39 PM

type what you think it is in annualcreditreport.com perhaps

1/24/2012 5:53:28 PM

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"oh look, here comes mussolini."

I wont lie, for some reason this made me bust out laughing.

1/24/2012 6:06:08 PM

This thread reminds me of Pikey's long-winded girlfriend-cruise-hoax threads.


I think it's because of your frequency and willingness to post updates on your "progress".



I applaud your effort.

1/24/2012 7:30:05 PM

found it

248-77-3294

you're welcome

1/24/2012 7:31:00 PM

^ nah bro

^^ that's because this shit is absolutely critical. i have a big procedure to finish by Feb 22, and getting my SS# is just the first of many many steps involved in this whole procedure. i am such a dumbass... wish i had started earlier, but to be honest, i didn't anticipate the procedure involving so many steps. FML.

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"type what you think it is in annualcreditreport.com perhaps"

thanks... that's actually neat, but they also require my current address. since i left the US 9 years ago, i have no idea what address to enter. i guess i should try by entering my last address in the US? and of the 2 addresses i used at the time back in 2003, i have no idea now which one i used to get my w-2s on, if i can remember the addresses to begin with. FML.

1/24/2012 10:18:01 PM

all i'm fucking hearing is that you're a grown ass baby that can't handle his own shit

and your fucking mommy and daddy are going to have to save your infant ass with the archives they have kept on your behalf

grow the fuck up, nigga, it's time to do grown man shit

1/24/2012 10:20:51 PM

457-55-5462

1/24/2012 10:24:13 PM

Got it!

Called the registrar's office at my undergrad alma mater and told the lady that I remembered I just wasn't sure about the last digit it is either 2 or 3. She told me to tell her the remaining digits, and then she told me the last one.

1/25/2012 1:48:47 PM

well she should lose her fucking job.

you cant be nice in this world, son.

1/25/2012 2:10:19 PM

technically she broke the law/rules, but we need nice people in the world as well. i gave her enough info about me to remove any doubt whether i was the person calling or not.

1/25/2012 2:11:49 PM

yeah right

1/25/2012 2:12:54 PM

So what was the number then, hm?

1/25/2012 2:17:22 PM

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"058 86 8862 or 058 86 8863"

If you want to steal his identity, you have a 50% chance of actually getting somewhere

1/25/2012 2:35:50 PM

^ i will even make it 100%:

058-86-8862

i will re-quote myself

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"seriously what can happen? i am not a us citizen, and i haven't been in the us for 9 years."

[Edited on January 25, 2012 at 4:55 PM. Reason : ]

1/25/2012 4:54:18 PM

imago get me a new credit card nao

1/25/2012 5:50:52 PM

and oep moves up two notches on the homeland security radar...

1/25/2012 7:50:13 PM

I am going to smuggle in so many illegal immigrants using that information...

1/25/2012 8:10:32 PM

Holy shit

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