http://raleigh.craigslist.org/sad/3072779048.html

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"We are currently looking to hire a Systems Administrator for 6 Month Contract-to-Hire opportunity. Please read details below and only qualified applicants reply, Thank you $19.00/hr Full Time 6 Month Contract-to-hire Job Description • Deploys the release of new technologies as well as designs, installs, configures, maintains and performs system integration testing of PC/server operating systems, related utilities and hardware. • Responsible for troubleshooting server problems as reported by users. • Researches, evaluates and recommends software and hardware products. • Supports Web access and electronic messaging services and maintains a secure systems environment. • Provides new hardware specifications to users based on application needs and anticipated growth, installs new servers and maintains the server infrastructure. Job Requirements: • Bachelor's Degree in Computer Science, Information Systems, or other related field. Or equivalent work experience. Typically has 3 to 5 years of IT work experience. • Requires a high level of expertise in multiple system environments. **************************** Perform daily administration tasks with Novell eDirectory and Microsoft Active Directory (user accounts, access control); tape backup, restore, and rotation; server hardware and OS install, maintenance, and support for local and remote servers; hardware diagnosis, troubleshooting, and repair; end-user support; and special projects as needed. Position may require additional/flexible hours to accommodate maintenance windows and may require participation in 24x7 on-call rotation with pager or cell-phone. At least 4 years hands-on experience installing, maintaining, and troubleshooting with the following: -All aspects of server hardware (primarily HP and Dell), external disk, and tape drives/auto-changers (rack-mounting, firmware updates, RAID arrays, component replacement/upgrade, blade servers and chassis, etc). - Server operating systems to include: -- Novell Netware 6 and/or Novell Open Enterprise Server II on SUSE LINUX (CNE/MCNE preferred) with Novell eDirectory (with a large global tree) and iPrint. -- Microsoft Windows Server 2003 and/or 2008 (MCITP Enterprise Administrator or Server Administrator preferred) with Microsoft Active Directory (with a large global tree) and group policy. - VMware ESX/ESXi - CA ARCserve r9 or above (preferably r11+) in Novell, Microsoft, and LINUX implementations. - Server based enterprise anti-virus applications (CA eTrust experience preferred) - At least 1 year experience with server virtualization (VMware ESX 3 or above) with SAN storage. • - Knowledge and experience with the following: Communications via TCP/IP DNS and DHCP Configuring printers for network attachment/printing Not required, however any knowledge or experience with the following is beneficial: Cisco UCS blade server hardware HP System Insight Manager Dell OpenManage Other monitoring or alerting tools JRB Tools for Novell and Microsoft Windows Please send resume in WORD format, Thank you Location: RTP, NC Compensation: $19.00 This is a contract job. Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster. Please, no phone calls about this job! Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests. PostingID: 3072779048"

6/12/2012 10:48:23 AM

ha, co-ops make more than that.

6/12/2012 1:06:44 PM

yeah, that was my pay as a co-op in the 90s.

i imagine they get more now.

If you have expertise with Cisco UCS, you're worth a hell of a lot more than $19/hour.

none of the above statements are to be taken to be more than a statement of the obvious.

6/12/2012 1:46:23 PM

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/mnu/3046316116.html

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"The PCB Repair Specialist will need to be familiar with IPC-A610-E. IPC certification is highly desired. The repair specialist will support the technical repair group as well as prototype development. Must be comfortable with both SMT and thru-hole technology. Qualifications • Five-ten years experience working within a manufacturing or repair depot operation. • Experience and ability to work with limited supervision. • A thorough knowledge of soldering tools and equipment including microscopes. • Must be able to adapt to an ever changing work scope, meeting critical dead lines and working within a small, diverse, start-up environment. • Must be knowledgeable of IPC-A610-D. IPC 7711/7721 J Standard familiarity is a plus Good with manual dexterity and small manual manipulation ability. Need very good hand eye coordination. Very good with attention to detail Responsibilities • Printed circuit boards component replacement, soldering and desoldering. • Complete assigned tasks with minimum supervision. • Wears necessary safety equipment such as safety glasses and other personal protective equipment (PPE) as required • Perform other duties as assigned. Location: Morrsiville NC Compensation: $10-12 per hour based on experience This is a contract job."

So they want an IPC certified soldering technician with 5-10 years experience capable of advanced surface mount soldering. And want that person to be able to do tons of different tasks with minimum supervision (not an assembly line).

At $10-12/hr. You can make more fucking delivering pizzas.

6/12/2012 3:04:21 PM

employer's market. someone will do the work and be happy getting underpaid for it.

6/12/2012 3:46:34 PM

This is from 2 years ago, when I was looking for a job, but I still find it amusing:

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"3+ years in VB6 $9.00/hour http://raleigh.craigslist.org/sof/1626926085.html"

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6/12/2012 4:40:27 PM

6/12/2012 4:54:56 PM

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"employer's market. someone will do the work and be happy getting underpaid for it. "

It's really not an employers market for software and web developers. Postings like the OPs are just bullshit.

6/12/2012 5:01:17 PM

^ indeed. Highly skilled tech workers are in short supply throughout the US.

6/13/2012 5:21:12 PM

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/sad/3122619238.html

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"Temporary Systems Administrator (Durham - Chapel Hill) The primary purpose of this TEMPORARY, PART-TIME Systems Administrator's role is to support the department's technology services infrastructure. The main responsibilities will include managing Linux, VMware and Windows servers; OS setup, configuration and related documentation; Completing system updates and backup management; Maintenance and improvement of system security; Troubleshooting hardware and software issues; Application installation and configuration and end-user support and training as needed. MINIMUM EDUCATION/EXPERIENCE: Bachelor of Science Degree in a related field; Minimum of 5 years performing system adminstration of Linux systems is required REQUIRED SKILLS: Must have in-depth knowledge of Linux and Windows operating systems, Apache web server software, MySQL DB systems, and knowledge of best practices for implementing strong computer system software and hardware security. PREFERRED SKILLS: Knowledge of VMware and KVM server virtualization technologies and server monitoring systems such as Nagios and Zenoss is preferred. ** Please respond to this posting with a copy of your resume. ** Location: Durham - Chapel Hill Compensation: $24.00/hr This is a part-time job. This is a contract job. Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster. Please, no phone calls about this job! Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests. PostingID: 3122619238"

7/6/2012 3:33:53 PM

^ surely they left a 0 off of that hourly rate

7/6/2012 8:40:14 PM

These jobs are like government pay without government benefits and government job security.

7/9/2012 8:36:58 AM

http://charlotte.craigslist.org/eng/3099714503.html

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"As a leader of managed broadband solutions, Global Linking Solutions (GLS) is focused on the end-to-end integration and management of wide area and virtual private networking solutions for small and medium sized businesses. GLS enables customers to replace legacy narrow band communications networks with fully secured and managed broadband solutions. The role of the Project Manager is to plan, execute, and finalize projects according to strict deadlines and within budget. This includes acquiring resources and coordinating the efforts of team members and third-party contractors or consultants in order to deliver projects according to plan. The Project Manager will also define the projects objectives and oversee quality control throughout its life cycle. Responsibilities • Assist in the direction and management of project development from beginning to end. • Assist in the definition of project scope, goals and deliverables that support business goals in collaboration with senior management and customers. • Assist in the development of project plans and associated communications documents. • Effectively communicate project expectations to team members and customers in a timely and clear fashion. • Assist in the estimation of the resources and participants needed to achieve project goals. • Set and continually manage project expectations with team members and customers. • Delegate tasks and responsibilities to appropriate personnel. • Identify and resolve issues and conflicts within the project team. • Assist in the planning and scheduling of project timelines and milestones using appropriate tools. • Track project milestones and deliverables. Position Requirements • BS/BA degree or relative experience • Familiarity with PC applications such as spreadsheets, word processing, and databases • Ability to multitask • Ability to work both independently and in a team-oriented, collaborative environment. • Flexible during times of change. • Persuasive, encouraging, and motivating. • Strong written and oral communication skills. • Strong interpersonal skills. • Must be able to learn, understand, and apply new technologies. • Customer service skills an asset. • Ability to effectively prioritize and execute tasks in a high-pressure environment is crucial. •Location: Charlotte, NC •Compensation: Salaries start at $25K to $28K. •Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster. •Please, no phone calls about this job! •Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests. "

7/9/2012 9:47:43 AM

$25k for a PM

Best one yet

7/9/2012 12:37:28 PM