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EMCE
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She's pretty cool, and I like her a lot.


TWW is a blog

4/10/2017 9:16:13 AM

FroshKiller
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Neat. I installed a bunch of blinds this weekend.

4/10/2017 9:53:01 AM

synapse
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^ what blinds did you go with?

4/10/2017 9:55:14 AM

EMCE
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Yeah man, don't hold out on us. Were they Venetian, or no?

4/10/2017 10:07:41 AM

FroshKiller
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Copped a bunch of plantation blinds from Levolor. White, faux wood. They'll cut 'em to size at Lowe's!

4/10/2017 10:07:42 AM

EMCE
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Garbage

4/10/2017 10:08:03 AM

FroshKiller
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Live how you want.

4/10/2017 10:09:49 AM

FroshKiller
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I went to return one set that was busted, and this wild-eyed lady asked if she could cut in front of me in the return line because she had a gift card she said the cashier hadn't loaded. The guy behind me said loudly, "It's still cuttin'!"

I said to him quietly, "Look, I don't want to end up on YouTube today."

4/10/2017 10:23:31 AM

ssclark
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TWW is a blog

4/10/2017 10:24:54 AM

justinh524
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pics or gtfo

4/10/2017 10:35:17 AM

EMCE
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She's very tall, and very pretty. I want to hold her hand, my Gs.

4/10/2017 11:16:01 AM

PaulISdead
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I'm having trouble matching some old little wood valances. Also those plastic clips that hold the old kind break if you look at them. You can get a big pack of clips from amazon

[Edited on April 10, 2017 at 11:28 AM. Reason : .]

4/10/2017 11:28:11 AM

kiljadn
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Jeff told me in a PM that she has 4 vaginas and he just doesn't know what to do with himself

4/11/2017 8:19:53 AM

FroshKiller
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y'all remember that kids in the hall sketch "madame siete"

at least i think it was

4/11/2017 8:22:51 AM

EMCE
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She is everything to me

4/11/2017 8:42:11 AM

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Quote :
"I want to hold her hand"


Quote :
"he is everything to me"


4/11/2017 11:14:12 AM

BigMan157
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have you introduced yourself to her yet?

4/11/2017 12:27:01 PM

justinh524
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Quote :
"PUMP

THE

BREAKS"

4/11/2017 12:41:37 PM

EMCE
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I hope that she didn't rip my heart ap art

4/11/2017 12:52:03 PM

ShawnaC123
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Damn a new one? What happened to the last one? Isn't it time you settle down with a nice girl?

4/11/2017 6:25:23 PM

EMCE
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We had another date tonight. Here's where we went:



It went very well. I can't wait to see her again. She's so beautiful

4/11/2017 10:31:57 PM

JayMCnasty
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I've been seeing one

I should like her but I don't

Fuck man

4/11/2017 11:15:22 PM

MrGreen
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did somebody say settle down?

4/12/2017 12:01:11 AM

BridgetSPK
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A pimp followed me into the courthouse on my way to jury duty yesterday.

He told me I'm beautiful and fully approved when security discovered a spoon in my bag.

Obviously, we are in love, and I'm running away with him.

4/12/2017 8:48:04 AM

BigMan157
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emergency spoon

4/12/2017 11:26:24 AM

justinh524
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Ma'am, you're not allowed to bring a spoon into the courthouse.

4/12/2017 11:32:40 AM

BridgetSPK
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^^Yup! Turns out fork and spoon = weapon and drug paraphernalia at the courthouse.

^The cop was cool with it at the end, but at first, he was all, "Ma'am, do you mind if I ask why you have a spoon in your purse?" After I explained, he offered to hold on to my (confiscated) fork for me in case it was "part of a set." (LOL, what a nice guy!)

But the pimp--who had followed me down the street, into the Justice Building, through security, out of the building, across the street, into the courthouse, and through security again--did not relent. While the police questioned me about my utensils, he waited around the corner, holding the elevator for me. Naturally, I hopped on and thanked him for it!

Once alone on the elevator, he caught a glimpse of my silly shoe liners (socks). He said they looked cute and that he wanted to see them. I showed him the heel to demonstrate what a liner was and how they were basically nerd socks for people who didn't want smelly shoes. He told me he wanted to see the whole sock...and I seriously almost pulled my whole foot out of my shoe for him. But we were approaching the tenth floor, and I knew the bailiff would be there waiting for me.

So my safe brain kicked in, and he was denied access to my feet.

Before the elevator doors opened, he was like, "Come on, girl. Just show me your sock. It's not that big a big deal, is it?" I departed the elevator, and the pimp guy followed me until the bailiff shooed him.

Obviously, the bailiff was my hero, so I did sex stuff with him. Later, I may have seen him slipping cash to the pimp guy.

4/12/2017 6:15:16 PM

EMCE
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I ordered her some flowers. I hope she likes them.

4/13/2017 12:32:12 PM

justinh524
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She will. Bitches Ladies love flowers.

4/13/2017 12:54:23 PM

FroshKiller
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I heard ladies love cool James.

4/13/2017 12:56:13 PM

justinh524
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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cool_James

4/13/2017 1:05:53 PM

BigMan157
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what's with this mobile link bullshit

4/13/2017 1:15:53 PM

stevedude
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if this thread doesn't get you an egg, you should probably leave her.

4/13/2017 1:16:11 PM

LunaK
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Dammit I didn't think we were TWW official

4/13/2017 1:30:40 PM

EMCE
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What does "casually seeing each other" vs "non-casually seeing each other" mean?


How do I just make her my boo thang?

4/13/2017 1:33:28 PM

rtc407
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Ask her about her plans for kids and how she likes her eggs in the morning.

4/13/2017 1:37:54 PM

dtownral
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i find it frustrating that you can't punch or run fast in dreams

4/13/2017 1:38:32 PM

EMCE
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Sooo...

I have a girlfriend now, officially. She's awesome. And she's like super cool... like the coolest girl ever. And she gives me wood from sitting there, talking to her, and touching her hip....and she knows it.

I like this one, guys. Please pray for me.

4/18/2017 11:16:22 PM

EMCE
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Oh snap, I didn't even see this!!!!

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"Damn a new one?"



Oh come on, there haven't been that many. Stop trying to slut shame me, k?

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"What happened to the last one? "


Pass. Maybe we'll PM about it.

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"Isn't it time you settle down with a nice girl?"


Absolutely. I need to find my queen. Wish me luck, B. I hope this one is THE one. I going to buy her some more flowers and take her to get some ice cream.

4/18/2017 11:27:42 PM

justinh524
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Go get em tiger

4/18/2017 11:54:05 PM

BridgetSPK
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Really hope this relationship goes all the way.

I've been planning to bwn EMCE's future wife for years now.

4/19/2017 12:09:21 AM

TreeTwista10
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4/19/2017 12:16:09 AM

moron
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so what ever happened to shannon or whatever...

4/20/2017 2:00:02 PM

Doss2k
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"and touching her hip"


I too enjoy hip touching for some quick wood haha

4/20/2017 2:07:23 PM

EMCE
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I think that she is too cool to hang out with me.

5/1/2017 11:36:37 AM

Doss2k
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Friend zoned?

5/1/2017 11:45:48 AM

EMCE
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Yeah, she will probably friend zone me eventually

5/1/2017 12:52:29 PM

JayMCnasty
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The one that cares the most always loses the upper hand

5/1/2017 2:32:56 PM

justinh524
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upper hand? are you 19?

5/1/2017 2:37:20 PM

EMCE
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Love belongs in movies, my G's

5/1/2017 2:43:53 PM

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