can i crash this?

1/6/2015 11:39:40 AM

Why do people on Facebook seem to put two or three carets when referencing the comment above theirs? Emphasis? Stupidity?

1/6/2015 1:05:35 PM

^ When I first started seeing that I was counting up posts like a idiot...

1/6/2015 1:44:28 PM

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^I see that mostly from people 35+

1/6/2015 7:11:36 PM

Just announced that we get Veterans Day this year as a paid holiday! WOOT!!!

1/7/2015 8:32:18 AM

sweet, can play oregon trail online for free now

1/7/2015 9:46:42 AM

where??

1/7/2015 2:03:03 PM

where??

1/7/2015 2:21:20 PM

Here comes Jeanie with her new boyfriend

1/7/2015 2:26:59 PM

How many people actually like my music? As in, they listened to it once and figured that it was worth a second try.

[Edited on January 7, 2015 at 5:34 PM. Reason : double post]

1/7/2015 5:34:32 PM

i listened to it more than once

1/7/2015 5:55:19 PM

^



[Edited on January 7, 2015 at 6:07 PM. Reason : y]

1/7/2015 6:07:36 PM

Your banjo playing is pretty good (I say as someone who has only played banjo for maybe 3 hours in my entire life). I didn't really have the time to think about like 'songwriting' or the structure of what you released, but its listenable and not shit. +50 points for playing an analog instrument in the era of protools

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1/7/2015 6:42:21 PM

get a voice coach

1/7/2015 6:54:22 PM

Yeah honestly that's the difference between it being 'not bad' and 'really good'. I'm not saying that you need to sound like Brian McKnight or anything, but simple things like learning how to breath (I can't remember if you said you played and did vocals live, or separately) can make a huge difference. Breathing while playing an instrument is totally different than breathing while singing. Another thing that will help is getting an understanding of how to aim a pitch. Singing works with kind of a feedback mechanism. You identify a note in your head and then you aim to hit it, then your vocal chords adjust accordingly. Theres vocal tricks you can use to reduce that transient period or you could just melodyne that shit like a bitch. Its clear to anyone who has had vocal lessons that you haven't. Then again, I've never taken guitar lessons. That resulted in me playing a bunch of things incorrectly and developing bad habits, but the only people who ever notice are people who go "How the fuck did you play that" and then I show them and they're like "oh its just ___" yeah bitch I just learned it wrong... Bottom line is, its your music and if you don't want to change anything about it then don't and tell people like me to 'get fucked'. We love that.

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1/7/2015 6:59:24 PM

fucking heat is out

would be cool if the worthless property managers paid a competent person to look at this shit rather than send the same shitty group to come out for the 6th time since May.

1/7/2015 9:08:29 PM

^ you're welcome to come over here and hang. It's warm, and we can cuddle, bro.

1/7/2015 10:25:35 PM

THAT DOG BETTER BE WELL BEHAVED

1/8/2015 12:19:57 AM

I get paid to properly align electrons.
My universe begins and ends in QWERTY.

1/8/2015 12:28:29 AM

My employer is really god damned annoying. He buys cheap/shitty/or flat out just the wrong hardware without consulting anyone then expects you to do shit with it that it's not designed to do

1/8/2015 6:42:37 PM

I think I broke my pinky toe while I was sleeping last night

1/9/2015 11:39:36 AM

I screwed up at work and am regretting my choice to change career paths again. That lovely sense of dread that comes from knowing that you fucked up, that it's not entirely your fault, that better communication from everybody would have helped, and that there's nothing you can do about it now.

Fun ways to start 2015.

1/9/2015 4:35:25 PM

I am stressing out about stressing out!

1/9/2015 7:22:04 PM

oh, the domain shitasspetfuckers.com is available

1/10/2015 12:24:10 AM

Meg's wedding is just going to be like

Do you?
Do you?
Kiss the bride. I'm out.

1/12/2015 1:32:26 PM

Quote :

"Why do people on Facebook seem to put two or three carets when referencing the comment above theirs? "

I'd assumed there are comments there that I can't see due to privacy settings?

1/12/2015 1:59:46 PM

Maybe we can come up with some biblical references to stretch things out. ^^

1/12/2015 4:13:26 PM

I wrote that before I accosted you. But we can add some Jesus if you wanna.

1/12/2015 4:15:15 PM

"Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the Western Spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small unregarded yellow sun. Orbiting this at a distance of roughly ninety-eight million miles is an utterly insignificant little blue-green planet whose ape-descended life forms are so amazingly primitive that they still think digital watches are a pretty neat idea."

1/12/2015 4:15:21 PM

If I'm not in Ottawa in September I'm going to do something very stupid.

1/13/2015 2:13:00 AM

you are moving there?

1/13/2015 2:55:09 AM

you'll be warm, at least.

1/13/2015 3:18:06 AM

sarcoma is a nasty nasty bitch

1/14/2015 11:40:11 AM

so they say a guy named "Christopher Cornell" is a 20-year-old jihadist

Wikipedia sez otherwise: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chris_Cornell

1/15/2015 1:37:00 AM

Can't find a private area to do hip thrusts. too self conscious lol

1/15/2015 6:47:25 PM

my ankle is so swole

1/15/2015 7:30:57 PM

^^attractive girls should be the only ones not self conscious about doing hip thrusts.

1/15/2015 8:39:05 PM

This. In the middle of a gym floor, would be awkward for anybody really lol

1/15/2015 10:54:35 PM

When did it stop being okay to drink at work? That needs to be a thing again.

That being said, if I lived in a city like London or NYC with pretty good public transit, I'd never be sober.

[Edited on January 16, 2015 at 8:19 AM. Reason : ]

1/16/2015 8:18:49 AM

^^ I thought you had a bad back? That looks like it would be difficult.

But yes...it would look funny in a gym. One of those activities where everyone is looking at you. Like the guy using the head harness on the cable machine:

1/16/2015 10:16:16 AM

angerly eating cheese

1/16/2015 10:42:43 AM

If done right ( and I don't ever go that heavy like in the picture), it fixes two things, a pelvic tilt and weak glutes/hams. Have you seen a physical therapy prescribe hip bridge for their patients with a bad lumbar?


Well it's like that, and when you can progress to heavier weight without any pain, it's actually pretty nice for the bum too.

How is weak glute or pelvic tilt related to back pain anyway? An anterior tilt( forward pelvic tilt) forces a hyperextended low back, or called hyperlordosis. If you look at the arrow, it forces the load on the spine.


When you fix this, you're activating glutes, hamstrings, and forces the anterior tilt to a more neutral spine. Less slouching, more upright position. Hip thrust as you can see from the second picture, can strenghthen your abdominals to protect the spine.

1/16/2015 10:47:53 AM

I didn't know women had all that down there

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1/16/2015 10:51:44 AM

I do hip thrusts as well...just not at the gym:

1/16/2015 11:21:45 AM

Je suis Charly

et je dis "Toujours informe ta maman avant que tu partes quelque part."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSTBFZ-To2E

1/18/2015 2:59:23 AM

Every time I have to contact Amazon's customer service I'm always surprised how good they are

1/19/2015 12:26:42 PM

Why does that surprise you?

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1/19/2015 12:40:45 PM

slowest monday ever

1/19/2015 1:00:29 PM

Yeah this is definitely the slowest Monday of all time

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1/19/2015 2:44:04 PM

60 in January...sigh, I want some snow!

1/19/2015 4:26:54 PM