^me too!!!

Also this is the worst time of the year for me to get sick....please say it ain't so!

[Edited on January 19, 2015 at 4:57 PM. Reason : 3326 wants snow]

1/19/2015 4:57:29 PM

White people can take MLK day off?

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[Edited on January 19, 2015 at 5:14 PM. Reason : I thought this shit was about rights]

1/19/2015 5:14:30 PM

white guilt?

1/19/2015 5:28:13 PM

For some reason, the lion on the Food Lion commercials pisses me off. Like really infuriates me. ...that's just my two cents.

1/20/2015 8:35:58 PM

So...progressive decided to increase my auto premiums by 65%, without warning, and just start autodrafting. I have nothing on my record. I haven't had a moving violation or anything that would garner points for at least 8 years.

^ I'M SO GLAD I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE. I can almost feel my blood pressure shoot through roof when those things come on

[Edited on January 21, 2015 at 11:51 AM. Reason : ]

1/21/2015 11:50:59 AM

Did I leave the oven on?

1/21/2015 12:33:56 PM

snorg tees girls are so hot. i love when those adds unexpectedly show up on a webpage.

e.g.


[Edited on January 21, 2015 at 1:37 PM. Reason : EVIDENCE]

1/21/2015 1:33:39 PM

^^^ Gettin old bud. Time to consider giving up your keys

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1/21/2015 4:04:39 PM

1/22/2015 12:57:28 PM

I've got pizza on my mind right now

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1/22/2015 6:02:31 PM

me too. i was parked outside of a pizza joint for a little while today waiting on a meeting to start and it smelled like heaven. i just put all the windows down and let the smell of tasty pizza envelop my truck.

1/22/2015 6:29:51 PM

anyone tried QT pizza? I was eyeing it the ther day

1/22/2015 7:09:32 PM

whats that?

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1/22/2015 7:39:44 PM

QuikTrip!

1/22/2015 8:02:11 PM

i picked up one of their menus from outside because i saw some good looking picture of food while pumping gas. but it all looks pretty gas-stationy really.

1/22/2015 8:19:27 PM

ah,it was was the mousepad that was causing the problem, not the mouse

that's much easier to fix

1/25/2015 5:08:05 PM

Defnitely can get carried away at the dollar tree

1/25/2015 5:46:25 PM

3 Original NES boxes & I can't find one power supply to fit 'em.

1/25/2015 10:26:40 PM

if you love someone say it even if you think it's going to burn your life to the ground you say it then you go from there.

1/25/2015 11:06:01 PM

Togetherness is so great.

1/25/2015 11:32:21 PM

Whatever someone is eating smells good as fuck.

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1/26/2015 11:27:53 AM

talking a technologically deficient parent through the steps to play a movie on a playstation 3...

1/26/2015 11:40:27 AM

Everything is real as hell today

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1/26/2015 3:06:35 PM

I don't want to go back to real life

1/26/2015 4:06:56 PM

I do! Wait, just the 1978 album from Magazine.

1/26/2015 4:30:24 PM

1/27/2015 1:06:35 AM

Just found out I am going on a trip to New Orleans with a bunch of old friends the 3rd week in February. Never been there before so I'm looking forward to it.

1/27/2015 12:42:08 PM

The only thing on my mind recently has been "Why"

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1/27/2015 3:39:46 PM

1/27/2015 4:51:28 PM

haha this youtube comment is so true, to some extent:

"women even manage to turn lifting weights into an excuse to dress like whores"

1/27/2015 6:44:37 PM

Roommate got arrested tonight. Didn't see that coming but definitely knew SOMETHING was going to happen.

1/27/2015 9:57:08 PM

^^ I'm going to go ahead and request pics of you working out

1/27/2015 10:01:07 PM

Fucking paypal

It's going to take 10 fucking days before the money is transferred to me? I could have gotten them to send a god damn check.

1/28/2015 11:10:36 AM

twitter is basically the same thing as reddit except you can talk about it on the news

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1/28/2015 3:33:15 PM

What do people who don't drink coffee drink?

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1/28/2015 4:49:05 PM

Decaf >.<

1/28/2015 4:49:50 PM

I don't notice any caffeinic benefits from coffee so essentially I'm drinking a bunch of acid. Decaf is even worse for that. I've switched to tea at work but isn't tea gay? and isn't gay = wrong?

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1/28/2015 4:51:53 PM

yay first phone interview tomorrow

Took fucking 4 months. Although this whole winter, I wasn't looking too hard. Now...the thought of going back into the work force...is....

1/28/2015 11:36:24 PM

i also just got a new job after 4 months of being unemployed after resigning my active duty commission in the USMC.

[Edited on January 28, 2015 at 11:51 PM. Reason : start in 3 weeks]

[Edited on January 28, 2015 at 11:52 PM. Reason : and yeah i didn't look very hard for 2-3 months...thought i had something else in the bag]

1/28/2015 11:50:49 PM

Have you ever seen a recent picture of an ex or of his/her kids and thought, "Holy shit, I really dodged a bullet with that one!"? Yeah, I just did. Woof!

1/29/2015 8:28:06 AM

^ we could have been spectacular together

1/29/2015 8:45:28 AM

^ asshole

[Edited on January 29, 2015 at 8:46 AM. Reason : dbl post]

1/29/2015 8:45:29 AM

^^^ Just happened to me recently. Feel like I dodged a grenade, because she blew up.

1/29/2015 9:06:48 AM

It takes a special person to set up a "Thank you for unsubscribing" email

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1/29/2015 3:52:26 PM

Quote :

"Have you ever seen a recent picture of an ex or of his/her kids and thought, "Holy shit, I really dodged a bullet with that one!"? Yeah, I just did. Woof!"

every single day.

but i also see pictures of my friends and their children and realize that i'm nowhere near ready for that type of thing.

1/29/2015 3:53:01 PM

I've only had one ex get fat. The rest still look pretty good...several of them REALLY good. A few of them I've actually thought to myself, "I bet we could still be doing pretty well."

With that being said...I'm happy!

1/29/2015 4:00:36 PM

I shamed a fat girl into joining a gym once. LITERALLY the next day. After she went on a "I'M COMFORTABLE WITH MY BODY" rant, of course. Obviously not, you fucking tub of goo.

1/29/2015 4:07:16 PM

I judge women by their tumblr not by how fat they fucking are

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1/29/2015 4:08:58 PM

RIP Porn Box. 2009-2015

1/29/2015 4:51:22 PM

ugh. decisions...decisions

1/29/2015 5:30:22 PM