Yeah, when the cancellations got threatened they'd promise every ratings booster in the book and then make it a joke. At the beginning of one episode, it flashed a bunch of faces and said "SOMEONE. WILL. DIE."

That's why Ron Howard says, "She's the one who dies" after the old woman at the club says, "Oh, Gob, you could charm the black off a telegram boy

7/11/2007 2:04:17 AM

I just blue myself.

7/11/2007 2:08:32 AM

Are you blue?
Only in color

7/11/2007 2:12:04 AM

7/11/2007 2:14:38 AM

ahahahaha

7/11/2007 2:15:49 AM

banger in the mouth!

7/11/2007 5:41:37 AM

OH MY GOD, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE... sale.

7/11/2007 12:44:57 PM

Yeah, the Bronco's been discontinued, we're trying to shed that whole "fugitive on the run" thing. This is the Escape.

7/12/2007 1:38:56 AM

"I'm his spotter at the Gym"

"You missed a spot"

7/12/2007 12:16:11 PM

The glitter queen again... Never hire Tobias Funke.

7/12/2007 1:07:39 PM

no poppop does not get a snack, i just brought you a fucking pizza.

7/12/2007 1:11:47 PM

Maeby: Do you guys know where I could get one of those gold necklaces with the "t" on it?

Michael: That's a cross.

Maeby: Across from where?

7/17/2007 6:11:23 PM

I'm going to see if I can get a Wrench to strip my nuts.

7/18/2007 1:32:49 AM

7/18/2007 3:50:44 PM

There's a fire!!!...sale.

8/3/2007 4:35:10 PM

Tobias: Hey, gang. I’m sorry, I don’t want to “note” you to death, but you should be wearing those, uh, under your pants.

Dave Attell: Why?

Tobias: Oh, it’s--it’s a thing. There’s dozens of us.

8/8/2007 9:24:44 AM

Bees?

.. Gob's not on board.

8/8/2007 10:01:07 AM

You baited the balcony?

8/9/2007 2:24:54 AM

PROVE IT

8/9/2007 3:05:51 AM

i meant from ann.

8/9/2007 3:41:23 AM

I DON'T WANT NO PART IN YO TIGHT AS COUNTRY CLUB YOU FREAK BITCH!

8/9/2007 3:41:46 AM

Anne (HER?) played the Bionic Woman's deaf punk teenage sister but then got replaced with some bitch who is obviously far less awesome.

9/26/2007 11:43:43 PM

Hmm I didn't notice she was gone

9/26/2007 11:46:59 PM

9/26/2007 11:51:49 PM

That nose ring is as ham as the plain on egg's face.

9/27/2007 3:42:59 AM

^^hahahaha, that's great

[Edited on September 27, 2007 at 3:48 AM. Reason : /]

9/27/2007 3:48:19 AM

so did she get replaced before the show aired? b/c it's brand new, right?

i don't really pay attention to BIONIC WOMAN,

9/27/2007 4:34:59 AM

She got replaced before the show aired. The season premiere leaked onto bittorrent about six months ago, but they fired Egg and hired some new chick. I was really confused because I watched the first fifteen minutes of the leak and then watched the rest on TV, and was like WTF.

9/27/2007 7:43:47 AM

she was also in grey's anatomy last year

played a humpback

9/27/2007 8:38:33 AM

That's funny, I was gonna say "You might wanna lean away from that fire since you're soaked in alcohol."

Mine was better.

10/5/2007 12:02:43 AM

shoot me!

10/5/2007 2:08:57 AM

Way to plant, Ann.

11/24/2007 5:11:59 PM

I’ll just circumvrent you

11/24/2007 5:43:14 PM

Michael: (Into phone.) Really? And all the guys like her, huh? That is, that is, that is great. Uh, you mean “away,” though, right? Because otherwise it sounds a little different, but, uh, that’s, uh, that’s outstanding. You forgot to say “away” again. But listen, let me call you back in a bit, okay? Bye. (To Lindsay.) Nellie has blown them all away.

11/28/2007 3:56:38 PM

oh, i see what you're getting at. no, i didn't get any information.

11/28/2007 4:02:34 PM

her?

11/28/2007 4:05:24 PM

GOB: I'll handle this one, Michael. [to Lindsay] It'll take a lot more than a heart attack to kill that old bear. [while sobbing] Old bear! He likes the honey! He never got a chance to see my bee business take off.
Michael: Hey, GOB, dad's gonna be around another ten years. Your business, well, might not.
Gob: You're a good brother, Michael. Heart attack never stopped - old big bear!
Buster: I didn't even know we were calling him 'big bear'! [starting to cry]
Gob: [still sobbing] We never had the chance to!

11/28/2007 4:12:32 PM

G.O.B.: 52% of the country is single. That’s a market that’s been dominated by apartment rentals. Let’s take some of that market. I call it “Single City.”

Narrator: ... his ideas failed to evolve.

G.O.B.: It’s, like, “Hey, you want to go down to the whirlpool?” “Yeah, I don’t have a husband.” I call it “Swing City.”

Stan Sitwell: Let’s get into some new areas, if you don’t mind.

Narrator: But G.O.B. continued to fine-tune his first one.

G.O.B.: How do we filter out the teases? We don’t let them in.

G.O.B.: This goes for the guys, too. Because sometimes the guys are tapped out. But check your lease, man. Because you’re living in Bleep City.

11/28/2007 4:13:37 PM

bob loblaw

11/28/2007 4:16:04 PM

Bob Loblaw's Law Blog

11/28/2007 4:25:20 PM

Why go to a banana stand, when we can make your banana stand?

11/29/2007 12:52:23 AM

bob loblaw no habla espanol.

11/29/2007 12:53:45 AM

They even touched my Charlie Browns!

11/30/2007 3:05:58 PM

Annyong.

11/30/2007 3:15:24 PM

6/25/2008 10:41:04 PM

great bump

I want to cry so bad. But I don't think I can spare the moisture.

6/25/2008 10:43:52 PM

MOVIE CONFIRMED
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/06/25/jason-bateman-talk-hancoc_n_109165.html

6/26/2008 12:58:22 AM

I'm an ideas man, Michael. I think I proved that with Fuck Mountain.

7/2/2008 9:51:15 PM

PENNIES FROM HEAVEN

7/2/2008 9:52:51 PM

set em up

7/2/2008 9:54:58 PM