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9/29/2009 7:10:00 PM

I haven't read through the entire thread, but some if they haven't already been done:
- Top ten threads with highest view counts of all time
- Top ten threads with highest unique view counts of all time
- Highest view rate per hour for a given thread.
- User(s) with highest number of posts in a given period of time (say 24 hrs, 1 week, 1 month, 1 year for fun)
- Approximately number of pictures in photo galleries and total size.

Quote :

"i dunno. i kinda wanna un-purge at some point and restore tww to its full history"

IMHO, that should be a paid member's feature, ability to access archived posts / threads. Can't put anything new in there, but, can access and use with other normal features (search, photo gallery, etc.).

9/29/2009 7:55:11 PM

I concur, that would be a sweet premie feature. To see the 'classic' threads...

9/30/2009 1:28:23 AM

one more day

9/30/2009 8:03:58 AM

wrong thread

9/30/2009 8:53:23 AM

ILLUSTRIOUS

NIGGER

RANKINGS

10/2/2009 4:52:34 PM

WE WANTZ TEH EMOTICONZ LIST!

10/4/2009 10:20:20 PM

Quote :

"how many times as quagmire posted "A GIRL" in the thinking thread?"

296 in the old thread, 253 in the newer thread

10/5/2009 9:22:14 AM

lolol

10/5/2009 9:24:25 AM

again, let me point out

if you notice there was a huge drop in traffic in april 07. i wonder what happened around then

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Quote :

"The time has finally come to let you know that Jake, CrazyJ, will no longer be running the day to day operations of TWW. He transferred the site to us back in March."

[Edited on October 5, 2009 at 1:12 PM. Reason : from page 13]

10/5/2009 1:09:26 PM

hahah quagmire is such a loser

10/5/2009 1:10:52 PM

you want me to find the post where i figured out how many times you posted k?

10/5/2009 1:15:22 PM

haha yes

10/5/2009 1:16:28 PM

Quote :

"WE WANTZ TEH EMOTICONZ LIST!"

10/5/2009 1:17:20 PM

ok i'll start the emoticon list. seriously though, it's just gonna be skewed toward people with high post counts. we'll see what happens anyways

[Edited on October 5, 2009 at 1:27 PM. Reason : plus the queries take a long time. might be a while]

10/5/2009 1:24:07 PM

i'm calling KISSY FACE as the most used

oh wait, you're doing a list of which users use them the most? i figured just a general "which one is used most"

[Edited on October 5, 2009 at 1:26 PM. Reason : .]

10/5/2009 1:25:57 PM

Poor qfred.... Tww demands so much of him!

10/5/2009 1:27:12 PM

how long were we down?

10/5/2009 1:48:27 PM

lol, so about those emoticons?

10/5/2009 2:01:49 PM

yeah no

10/5/2009 2:12:52 PM

was that why the server crashed?

DID YOU TAKE US DOWN SIR

10/5/2009 2:14:44 PM

lol, i think it was a check on the smilies and it went for broke

10/5/2009 2:15:13 PM

i sense shenanigans

10/5/2009 2:15:31 PM

TOO MANY KISSY FACES

10/5/2009 2:21:16 PM

could you just pull the number of times i've used each face? that would be awesome

10/5/2009 2:21:45 PM

its all H8R doing!

10/5/2009 2:25:09 PM

probably the swirly vortex of kissy smilies too

10/5/2009 2:26:52 PM

lets see a list of the more active older (by tww registration) registered users...

[Edited on October 13, 2009 at 12:02 AM. Reason : ]

10/13/2009 12:01:52 AM

have we done stats for someone being the last poster in a thread??

i tend to "kill threads" so i was curious

10/22/2009 6:33:07 PM

How about a PM activity chart? I bet evan's thread has bumped it like crazy...

11/11/2009 10:36:01 PM

^^See page 6 of this thread:
message_topic.aspx?topic=512578&page=6

I still want to know what the top threads are in people's "My Topics."

11/12/2009 2:26:18 AM

who has posted the most times within a single hour?

i.e. who has most successfully defeated the flood control limit

12/19/2009 9:29:46 PM

what threads have the highest view:posts ratio

12/30/2009 11:15:40 AM

big surprise

1. Amsterdam718's Continuous Pussy Thread 254205/44=5777.39
2. The Girls Next Door nude gifs/pics extravaganza 116415/32=3637.97
3. Lies 73045/33=2213.48
4. Miley Cyrus Peeping Tom Cam!!! 27199/13=2092.23
5. Anyone got a fling.com premium account password? 7987/4=1996.75
6. FS: Chronic in 0.25 oz. increments 40287/21=1918.43
7. OH SHIT! Sprint-NEXTEL ic902 - cdma/iden hybrid 9577/5=1915.4
8. 1 girl, 1 pitcher 33627/18=1868.17
9. http://www.empflix.com/view.php?id=18085 nsfw 3380/2=1690
10. Define Charisma 29854/18=1658.56
11. BKINDY.COM 5188/4=1297
12. Sagia Castaneda 9063/7=1294.71
13. I saw an erect horse penis this weekend... 20427/19=1075.11
14. Halloween/Zombie/Costume Porn (NSFW) 19141/18=1063.39
15. CLASSIFIEDS GUIDELINES! Please read B4 Posting.... 2125/2=1062.5
16. Slip n' Slide Wet t-shirt contest 29696/30=989.87
17. Miley Cyrus Camel Toe! *NSFW* Cc: Airbag 33144/34=974.82
18. Anyone need an ATF form 7CR(5310.16)? 1803/2=901.5
19. Itouch applications 2556/3=852
20. I've had Dr. Pepper in a can 3364/4=841
21. How to fake IP address to be in another country 6557/8=819.63
22. Scarlett Johansson Finally Freed Dem Titties 311564/382=815.61
23. Laisa Andrioli - wow 17016/22=773.45
24. the lowest post:view ratio 26873/35=767.8
25. New MB S65 AMG (1280 x 960 pics) 22048/29=760.28


[Edited on December 30, 2009 at 11:46 AM. Reason : edit]

12/30/2009 11:45:58 AM

lol

12/30/2009 11:59:07 AM

who knew so many people would be interested in seeing erect horse penis

and i use the word people very loosely here

12/30/2009 12:00:08 PM

which users have been suspended the most? (assuming a record of some sort is kept)

12/30/2009 12:02:03 PM

that data is not available

12/30/2009 12:03:05 PM

Which user(s) has(have) the highest points per game, rebounds per game, assists per game, +/- ratio?

12/30/2009 12:04:29 PM

hmm

which users have the most PMs?

12/30/2009 12:04:52 PM

most add-to-mytopicsed

1. Monorail cat 309
2. Pick a number between 18-21 (NSFW) 296
3. Controversial TWW Pictures 260
4. Papsmear's Continuous Titty Thread 234
5. Webshots Whore ahahahhahaha (NSFW) 222
6. haha WTF pictures. 215
7. The Hottest Girl you have ever seen? 193
8. i love boobs (nws) 184
9. Put your name on the closings list..... 172
10. Digital SLR 145
11. Christina-Model.com 136
12. What are you thinking about at this very moment? 135
13. post your favorite picture from the gallery above 120
14. Argentinian cheerleader ass appreciation thread 120
15. Nice shirt gaywad 111
16. Ladies, post your lesbian experiences 109
17. ATTN:WHITE GIRLS WITH ASS 109
18. Mellissa Midwest appreciation thread (nudity) 103
19. 'Ghost' Photographs From NCSU Campus 103
20. What song are you listening to right now (v. 4.0) 97
21. TWW spottings 2 97
22. Free Stuff I find online and wanted to share 95
23. Ladies, let's talk shop! 87
24. thick chicks 87
25. Lets see YOUR beautiful face 85
26. F*ck (NSFW) 81
27. the SPARTAAA photoshops 75
28. media.fukung.net 75
29. ***Official NC State Football Ticket Thread*** 70
30. More Funny Juxtapositions 69
31. Favorite porn sites 69
32. this is why i love craigslist. 66
33. Eugene, you are grounded 66
34. Official Used Gun Thread 65
35. ***Official*** TWW TEXTBOOKS EXCHANGE THREAD! 65
36. Perpetual Google innovation thread 63
37. tales of the technically inept 62
38. Grocery Store Coupon Users 61
39. **The TWW Erased Images Repository!!** 61
40. ZOMBIE INVASION STRIKES RALIEGH!!! RUN!!!! 60
41. EXPLOSM DOT NET 60
42. What'd you COOK for dinner? *Recipe Thread* 60
43. What are you thinking about at this very moment? 59
44. **Official Redhead Appreciate Thread** 59
45. more AIM hijinx 59
46. good gosh, what a hottie (nsfw) 59
47. Post a woman then post Tiger's reaction 59
48. Rule 34 (nsfw, of course) 59
49. ***Official Bigman157 & EMCE Spring TWW Contest*** 58
50. World of Warcraft 57

12/30/2009 12:10:16 PM

heh #49

maybe we'll try and do that right again this year

12/30/2009 12:11:59 PM

hahaha, monorail cat. the only thing to have people's interest more than nudity

12/30/2009 1:57:31 PM

Quote :

"i dunno. i kinda wanna un-purge at some point and restore tww to its full history "

Isn’t there a point of no return? I would love to know what my true first post was...

12/30/2009 1:59:38 PM

Proof that you're all pedophiles.

12/30/2009 2:00:39 PM

^^

Quote :

"wow, that's the coolest thing I have ever seen..."

12/30/2009 2:38:10 PM

Oooh, what's my first post?

12/30/2009 2:39:49 PM

haha

now i have to know what i was referring to

actually…

is there any way you can get my first post containing the word “electronegative”?

[Edited on December 30, 2009 at 2:41 PM. Reason : ]

12/30/2009 2:39:54 PM

I'm pretty happy that the early years of TWW's history have vanished

there's no reason to bring that stuff back

12/30/2009 2:40:16 PM

hey, it'd just be more reminder to not post like retards today

^^^

Quote :

"What operating system are you using? I'm assuming Windows ME, because that's what most laptops come standard with about a year ago. The issue could be heat related, check to see if the laptop is really hot after it freezes. If so, either don't keep it on all the time, or keep it in a cool place, or near a fan. Another reason could be that some sort of sleep or hibernation mode comes on after a certain amount of time, and that has issues with the laptop. Try disabling that in your power settings."

[Edited on December 30, 2009 at 2:50 PM. Reason : ^^ uh, that post is]

12/30/2009 2:46:10 PM