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11/8/2010 2:53:27 PM

god damn it, no fucking person in the fucking world wants to hear a full 10 minute press conference leading into sportscenter about a player WHO DIDN'T FUCKING PLAY TONIGHT. it's not like he said he was retiring tonight. especially when there is way more exciting shit going on tonight.

what a fucking joke. sunday and monday night sportscenters from Bristol are the absolute worst.

12/14/2010 12:20:37 AM

^This afternoon, they showed the 1990 All-American Bowl on ESPN Classic...State vs Southern Miss and Favres last college game. Announcer said at halftime they would have a "special piece" on Favre...theyve been nutting over this guy since before he was even in the NFL.

For those that didnt know, the Pack defeated the Southern Miss Favres in that game

12/14/2010 12:29:49 AM

^I saw that was on...I knew we won the game but it was before I was born (I was born in 1991) and never seen the game. I lol'd when the game ended on a Favre fumble.

12/14/2010 12:51:51 AM

"See who called Tom Brady a dork"

gg ESPN, gg.

1/11/2011 6:03:07 PM

ESPN? more like TMZN, amirite

1/11/2011 6:10:37 PM

so "can't wait" is a meme. i think they have said it 50 times in the first 20 minutes of SC

1/20/2011 11:21:13 PM

I was watching SC recently on the night before the divisional playoffs. Their "What to Watch for" was the Australian Open. On...you guessed it!! ESPN

1/20/2011 11:51:14 PM

CAN'T WAIT

1/20/2011 11:54:54 PM

^^ I fail to see a problem with that

1/21/2011 1:59:08 AM

I have nothing against watching tennis. But if you ask people whether they would rather watch the Australian open or NFL playoffs, I bet 9 out of every 10 of them would say football. Their "What to Watch For" shouldn't be all about themselves all the time, but it's not like people do not know that the NFl playoffs are going to be on, I suppose.

1/21/2011 12:15:36 PM

Don't worry. Give it a couple more years and the NFL playoffs and the Super Bowl will be ESPN exclusives.

1/21/2011 12:23:15 PM

you do realize that their "What To Watch For" segment is almost always a "check out what will be airing on our ESPN family of networks today/tonight" kind of promo, right?

1/21/2011 2:25:47 PM

ESPN is basically a 24-hour a day non-stop conflict of interest.

1/21/2011 2:27:57 PM

Australian Open is cool as shit. If I wanted a 237 hour pregame show for football, I'd turn to the NFL Network.

1/21/2011 2:29:58 PM

let's go in 2012, ill buy you a coke

1/21/2011 3:33:17 PM

Last on my list after Wimbleton and French

1/21/2011 3:35:53 PM

Wait what happened to that private jet you chartered for Wimbledon last summer

1/21/2011 4:17:16 PM

Fuel prices were outrageous!

1/21/2011 4:21:09 PM

a couple days ago they had a question about Ben Roethlisberger. Only Pennsylvania and West Va were in agreement on the map and blue, the rest were red. sage steele got PA right, then called WV Maryland. what an idiot. you're like 3 states away. i could maybe see if it was that whole Colorado area, or maybe Missouri, because who the fuck knows them unless you're there, but come on espn, hire some people that know something, or at least have her read it off a prompt or something.

[/stupid story]

1/22/2011 12:33:29 AM

i mean, people do make mistakes, i doubt she actually thinks that's maryland

1/22/2011 12:37:30 AM

i dunno man.. she was like, "everybody but pennsylvania..." then she got real quiet.. the graphic started to go away and she was like "and...maryland HEY let's welcome in whoeverthefuck"

1/22/2011 12:41:17 AM

Yeah, Sage Steele is a fucking moron

1/22/2011 9:25:14 AM

I like sports, and I like science, but the Sports Science segments annoy the hell out me

1/25/2011 6:45:14 PM

123mph fast ball.

1/25/2011 6:53:00 PM

Herm Edwards studio pep talk to the Cavs

2/8/2011 12:35:04 PM

Hey stop these edit rap things whatever the fuck they are

4/29/2011 12:49:53 PM

^I was going to post that yesterday when they were doing one for the draft...but I forgot.

I wonder how much that dude gets paid.

4/29/2011 12:55:17 PM

haven't seen them. What are they?

4/29/2011 2:38:50 PM

Quote :

"I like sports, and I like science, but the Sports Science segments annoy the hell out me"

completely agree. I've only seen a few clips, but they're terrible. Half-assed science at best.

4/29/2011 2:48:39 PM

I have access to all of ESPN's online data. If you want to know some scary stuff that we track, give me your email address and I'll tell ya.

4/29/2011 2:53:16 PM

how bout a pm

4/29/2011 2:56:58 PM

go for it

4/29/2011 2:58:04 PM

I'm asking you to send me one regarding the aforementioned

4/29/2011 3:00:39 PM

My bad, I meant if you give me your email address I can look up all the information that we track on you specifically.

4/29/2011 3:02:40 PM

pm me ill give you his email address

4/29/2011 3:03:02 PM

Oh I see

My apologies

4/29/2011 3:08:56 PM

I flipped past the Softball coverage on ESPN2 and they actually employ a "Social Media Coordinator."

This involves reading tweets and then saying them aloud. Very grueling work.

6/3/2011 9:34:07 PM

anybody else notice it looks like Rachel Nichols is preggo?

6/6/2011 7:58:43 PM

^some lucky guy is out there.......

6/6/2011 9:59:35 PM

she's married

6/6/2011 10:17:02 PM

celebrating the one year anniversary of The Decision with a puff piece about the kids of the Boys and Girls Club?

fucking awful.

[Edited on July 8, 2011 at 1:19 PM. Reason : but of course it doesnt really matter]

7/8/2011 1:17:56 PM

they're promoting X Games 17 with a Ghostface track

they censor the name in the line "burnin up like David Karesh"

is that really necessary? what happened was awful, but why would you censor the name?

7/9/2011 10:26:11 AM

I'm loving the outrage over ESPN suspending Bruce Feldman just for doing his job
http://awfulannouncing.com/2011-articles/july/bruce-feldman-suspension-espn-waterloo.html

7/15/2011 11:10:24 AM

Yeah, before I knew they gave him permission to write the book, I was in the "I don't get the outrage" camp. Did ESPN release a statement explaining their decision?

7/15/2011 11:42:54 AM

at least he didn't say "fuck jesus" or he'd have been suspended for ONE WEEK

7/15/2011 11:47:22 AM

Quote :

"Sources: McNabb's trade to Vikings in place Tar Heels fire coach Davis amid NCAA probe Sources: Burress likely to Giants or Steelers Sources: Jets, Holmes agree | Want Asomugha? Sources: Beltran to join Giants in Philadelphia Sources: Eagles expected to move Kolb | Deals"

7/27/2011 7:24:20 PM

thought about posting that earlier

7/27/2011 7:45:25 PM

Quote :

"At the bottom of the page, each team will receive a dog bone rating based on our overall analysis: five bones = serious postseason contender; four bones = good contender; three bones = average contender; two bones = poor contender; one bone = no contender."

8/22/2011 2:42:11 PM

Why is this in the main headlines list

Quote :

"ABCNews.com: Apple's Steve Jobs steps down"

Thought that honor was reserved for terrorist attacks and such

8/25/2011 12:11:36 AM