Lionheart I'm Eggscellent 12760 Posts user info edit post |
Now accepting applications for secretary general.
Countries are first come first server.
The floor recognizes Lionheart as the Representative from Republic of Djibouti. Djibouti presents the ratification of a UN resolution to sanction countries allowing lame "Djibouti" based puns. The floor is open to discussion. 7/8/2007 12:42:46 AM |
nastoute All American 31058 Posts user info edit post |
i totally hooked up with a chick hard at Model UN
i was all breaking curfew and shit
it was awesome 7/8/2007 12:45:30 AM |
Gøldengirl All American 3613 Posts user info edit post |
I was really involved with this and was even the re-founder of the mun club and the president. 7/8/2007 12:50:06 AM |
JTMONEYNCSU All American 24529 Posts user info edit post |
geebo 7/8/2007 12:52:10 AM |
arcgreek All American 26690 Posts user info edit post |
I totally call isreal
bahah 7/8/2007 12:55:10 AM |
bbehe Burn it all down. 18369 Posts user info edit post |
where is isreal? Never heard of it 7/8/2007 12:57:00 AM |
puck_it All American 15446 Posts user info edit post |
i call the supreme dictator for life 7/8/2007 1:04:37 AM |
Lionheart I'm Eggscellent 12760 Posts user info edit post |
The floor recognizes arcgreek as the representative of the State of Israel pending his ability to pass the mandatory spell your own countries name right entrance examination. 7/8/2007 2:08:37 AM |
arcgreek All American 26690 Posts user info edit post |
Israel has declared war on palestine; however, we will gladly take a payoff in diamonds--to drop the matter. 7/8/2007 2:29:23 AM |
parsonsb All American 13206 Posts user info edit post |
I call Russia 7/8/2007 2:31:20 AM |
arcgreek All American 26690 Posts user info edit post |
No, Russia call you!
[Edited on July 8, 2007 at 2:32 AM. Reason : ] 7/8/2007 2:31:59 AM |
bbehe Burn it all down. 18369 Posts user info edit post |
dibs on Canada 7/8/2007 2:47:39 AM |
GrumpyGOP yovo yovo bonsoir 18115 Posts user info edit post |
When MUN was reformed a couple of years ago, I signed up. We went to one tournament. I was Mexico. It was fun.
However, I'm totally putting in an application for Secretary General. I am far and away the most qualified. You know this. Just accept it. 7/8/2007 3:47:10 AM |
Madman All American 3412 Posts user info edit post |
dibs on lichtenstein 7/8/2007 3:48:30 AM |
StillFuchsia All American 18941 Posts user info edit post |
dibs on The United States of America.
Bitches. 7/8/2007 3:59:59 AM |
AxlBonBach All American 45549 Posts user info edit post |
i call the Republic of Ireland. 7/8/2007 6:31:05 AM |
mbguess shoegazer 2953 Posts user info edit post |
http://youtube.com/watch?v=5Mbhd4LGR-g 7/8/2007 6:51:00 AM |
Supplanter supple anteater 21831 Posts user info edit post |
Definitely Genosha, or if not that, then Latveria or Wakanda.
[Edited on July 8, 2007 at 7:04 AM. Reason : .] 7/8/2007 7:03:47 AM |
qntmfred retired 40371 Posts user info edit post |
I call Duke of Finland 7/8/2007 9:01:23 AM |
wolfpackgrrr All American 39759 Posts user info edit post |
I would watch a session of this on The Ocho 7/8/2007 9:44:05 AM |
Arab13 Art Vandelay 45166 Posts user info edit post |
dibs on Netherlands or Belgium
hmmm might go for the UK.... (permanent seat)
[Edited on July 8, 2007 at 11:06 AM. Reason : b] 7/8/2007 11:02:11 AM |
FykalJpn All American 17209 Posts user info edit post |
i gots sweden bitches 7/8/2007 11:15:47 AM |
drunknloaded Suspended 147487 Posts user info edit post |
i just want a place that doesnt suck...africa i'm looking in your direction... 7/8/2007 11:18:19 AM |
FykalJpn All American 17209 Posts user info edit post |
^equatorial guinea is the way to go 7/8/2007 11:19:36 AM |
nothing22 All American 21537 Posts user info edit post |
i call austria 7/8/2007 11:37:28 AM |
marko Tom Joad 72748 Posts user info edit post |
GO BANANA 7/8/2007 11:38:41 AM |
nonlogic All American 1252 Posts user info edit post |
I call Germany. 7/8/2007 11:38:44 AM |
Lionheart I'm Eggscellent 12760 Posts user info edit post |
The floor recognizes the following representatives:
parsonsb from the Russian Federation, bbehe from Canada, Madman from the Principality of Liechtenstein, StillFuchsia from the United States of America, AxlBonBach from the Republic of Ireland, qntmfred from the Republic of Finland, FykalJpn from the Kingdom of Sweden, nothing22 from the Republic of Austria, nonlogic from the Federal Republic of Germany.
One secretary general nomination vote for GrumpyGOP a former representative from Mexico.
Permanent security council members consist of the 5 initial countries. Djibouti Israel Russia Canada Lichtenstein
Temporary security council memberships now up for nomination.
Representation for a country may be ceded to another representative but that member cannot then represent another nation. Representatives may return to represent their countries at a later date. 7/8/2007 12:08:47 PM |
evan All American 27701 Posts user info edit post |
i call Niger 7/8/2007 1:26:13 PM |
wilso All American 14657 Posts user info edit post |
i call the Principality of Sealand. 7/8/2007 1:29:47 PM |
cyrion All American 27139 Posts user info edit post |
cyrion calls liberia. thank you for sending us some slaves back. we appreciate that america. 7/8/2007 1:30:23 PM |
surge Suspended 246 Posts user info edit post |
surge wants to represent the Roman Empire, ie Italy 7/8/2007 1:33:37 PM |
StillFuchsia All American 18941 Posts user info edit post |
The United States wishes to nominate itself for a temporary security council membership. 7/8/2007 1:35:54 PM |
Lionheart I'm Eggscellent 12760 Posts user info edit post |
The floor recognizes evan as the representative of the Republic of Niger, cyrion as the representative of the Republic of Liberia, surge as the representative of the the Italian Republic.
Voting on temporary security council members and secretary general will begin in the near future, current recognized nominations are:
Security Council Temporary Members: The United States of America
Secretary General: GrumpyGOP
Due to the somewhat dubious nature of the Principality of Sealand's sovereignty a vote will be held on whether to officially recognize the country as a sovereign nation and to allow entry into the TWWUN.
The first official resolution is TWWUN Resolution01: Recognition of Sealand. Sealand is recognized as sovereign and allowed a seat in the TWWUN.
Discussion and voting is now allowed, only the final "Yay" or "Nay" declaration is will be counted. Voting ends at 8:00PM EST July 9. All current and newly recognized representatives are allowed to vote. Voting must include the name of the nation represented. Until the full security council is established, vetos can only be enacted by a unanimous vote of all permanent security council members.
[Edited on July 8, 2007 at 2:03 PM. Reason : ] 7/8/2007 2:02:21 PM |
Lionheart I'm Eggscellent 12760 Posts user info edit post |
Djibouti would like to acknowledge our support of the recognition and entrance of Sealand into the TWWUN. Sealand has a long history of protecting its own sovereignty against outside invasion. They issue currency and passports and provide contributions to various web based industries.
Djibouti votes "YAY" on TWWUN Resolution01. 7/8/2007 2:05:45 PM |
ncsuamyk All American 4806 Posts user info edit post |
dibs on switzerland 7/8/2007 2:07:26 PM |
chembob Yankee Cowboy 27011 Posts user info edit post |
I call Norway 7/8/2007 2:09:30 PM |
Lionheart I'm Eggscellent 12760 Posts user info edit post |
The floor recognizes ncsuamyk as the representative of the Swiss Confederation and chembob as the representative from the Kingdom of Norway 7/8/2007 2:15:31 PM |
chembob Yankee Cowboy 27011 Posts user info edit post |
I would have called Italy, but a noob called it first.
But Norway kicks ass. 7/8/2007 2:18:51 PM |
FykalJpn All American 17209 Posts user info edit post |
the kingdom of sweden would like to nominate itself for a temporary security council position.
sweden also votes nay on TWWUN Resolution01 because of the uncertain status of sealand's statehood. we may, however, be willing to afford sealand observer status in lieu of full membership.
[Edited on July 8, 2007 at 2:25 PM. Reason : .] 7/8/2007 2:19:18 PM |
StillFuchsia All American 18941 Posts user info edit post |
The United States cannot recognize Sealand as a principality. It has never formally been declared as sovereign with diplomatic recognition, and has therefore remained a part of the United Kingdom. Besides which, ten people do not a nation make.
The United States of America votes "NAY" on TWWUN Resolution01. 7/8/2007 2:19:38 PM |
cyrion All American 27139 Posts user info edit post |
fuck sealand in its tiny asshole. it is a disgrace to this body which holds great nations such as djibouti, liberia, and niger.
[Edited on July 8, 2007 at 2:22 PM. Reason : NAY] 7/8/2007 2:21:58 PM |
FykalJpn All American 17209 Posts user info edit post |
we would like to remind the representative from liberia that votes must include the name of the nation represented. 7/8/2007 2:24:13 PM |
nutsmackr All American 46641 Posts user info edit post |
I call Andorra 7/8/2007 2:25:02 PM |
wilso All American 14657 Posts user info edit post |
sealand offers the UN the full power of its bandwidth. and a place to store all your porn. 7/8/2007 2:26:09 PM |
cyrion All American 27139 Posts user info edit post |
datz not how we roll in liberia, but fine. liberia must VERY professionally vote NAY to TWWUN Resolution01 7/8/2007 2:27:48 PM |
Lionheart I'm Eggscellent 12760 Posts user info edit post |
The floor recognizes nutsmackr as the representative of the Principality of Andorra. 7/8/2007 2:30:08 PM |
bbehe Burn it all down. 18369 Posts user info edit post |
Canada votes "NAY" on TWWUN Resolution01. 7/8/2007 3:04:48 PM |
dakota_man All American 26584 Posts user info edit post |
China plz 7/8/2007 3:12:26 PM |
nonlogic All American 1252 Posts user info edit post |
The Federal Republic of Germany votes "Yay" on TWWUN Resolution01 and requests a temporary seat on the Security Council. 7/8/2007 3:28:23 PM |