i call 2

7/8/2007 3:29:04 PM

The floor recognizes dakota_man as the representative from The People's Republic of China

7/8/2007 3:31:10 PM

Quote :

"The Federal Republic of Germany votes "Yay" on TWWUN Resolution01 and requests a temporary seat on the Security Council."

Quote :

"Critics, as well as court rulings in the United States and in Germany, have claimed that Roughs Tower has always remained the property of the United Kingdom, a view that is disputed by the Bates family."

You Germans are fickle.

7/8/2007 3:37:40 PM

requesting to be representative of New Zealand

[Edited on July 8, 2007 at 3:46 PM. Reason : ]

7/8/2007 3:38:24 PM

The People's Republic of China votes "Nay" on TWWUN Resolution 01 and also requests a temporary seat on the Security Council.

7/8/2007 3:42:19 PM

requesting to be a representative of Sealand

7/8/2007 3:44:12 PM

The floor recognizes UberCool as the representative of New Zealand.

Representatives and petitioning diplomats may invite others to speak on behalf of their nations however these individuals may not vote. Otherwise, individuals may not speak for a country which already has a representation or an appropriate petition.

[Edited on July 8, 2007 at 3:52 PM. Reason : ^take it up with wilso]

7/8/2007 3:52:24 PM

Requesting to be the representative of the Virgin Islands, Giggity

7/8/2007 3:54:13 PM

The People's Republic of China wishes to open deliberation on TWWUN Resolution 01 – Recognition of Sealand.

The People’s Republic of China believes that the recognition of Sealand would necessitate the recognition of Seamen; ultimately leading to the destruction of the TWWUN at the hands of extreme silliness.

7/8/2007 3:54:17 PM

the Seamen of Sealand demand recognition of their sovereignity

7/8/2007 3:55:25 PM

The People's Republic of China wishes to remind Snewf that on Page 1, wilso asked to represent the Principality of Sealand, leading to TWWUN Resolution01: Recognition of Sealand.

The People's Republic of China proposes TWWUN Resolution02: Snewf best represents the interersts of Seaman, should the TWWUN adopt Resolution01.

[Edited on July 8, 2007 at 4:00 PM. Reason : .]

7/8/2007 3:58:19 PM

Recognized Members
Lionheart - Djibouti
arcgreek - Israel
parsonsb - Russia
bbehe - Canada
Madman - Liechtenstein
StillFuchsia - United States
AxlBonBach - Ireland
qntmfred - Finland
FykalJpn - Sweden
nothing22 - Austria
nonlogic - Germany
evan - Niger
cyrion - Liberia
surge - Italy
nutsmackr - Andorra
chembob - Norway
ncsuamyk - Switzerland
dakota_man - China
UberCool - New Zealand

Petitioning Members
TaterSalad - Virgin Islands
wilso/Snewf - Sealand

Temporary SC Nominations
United States
Sweden
China
Germany

Current Resolutions
TWWUN Resolution 01 – Recognition of Sealand
TWWUN Resolution 02 - Snewf is a better Seaman than wilso

[Edited on July 8, 2007 at 4:00 PM. Reason : minutes]

[Edited on July 8, 2007 at 4:11 PM. Reason : ambiguous chair]

7/8/2007 3:59:15 PM

as a designated delegate of Sealand I feel that it is absolutely necessary that Sealand be recognized in order to address the growing influx of Atlantan refugees into the boundaries of Sealand

Sealand requests UN assistance and humanitarian aid in order to manage the growing mer-crisis

7/8/2007 4:00:45 PM

The People's Rebublic of China requests a tally of votes cast thus far for or against Resolution01.

7/8/2007 4:04:24 PM

TWWUN Resolution 01 – Recognition of Sealand

For
2
Against
5

sweden would like to remind the petitioner from sealand that membership in the economic and social council must be established before humanitarian efforts can commence

[Edited on July 8, 2007 at 4:07 PM. Reason : .]

7/8/2007 4:04:32 PM

A representative may be removed by a 2/3 vote of existing members at which point the TWWUN will request a new representative from that nation.

Also, to clarify, no Temporary SC members have been established however nominations are being taken. The election of Temporary SC members will occur after the election of a secretary general. Temporary Security council members will serve a term of 3 months.

The current Nominations for secretary general are: GrumpyGOP.

Nominations for SG will end at 12:00 midnight tonight, with elections beginning immediately afterward. Should only one candidate be availiable a vote of no confidence will be availiable.

7/8/2007 4:09:03 PM

I have no idea what the Secretary General of the TWWUN does. I assume I make speeches and suggest policy directions.

Also, in the meantime, I'd like to claim Mexico.

[Edited on July 8, 2007 at 4:11 PM. Reason : ]

7/8/2007 4:09:53 PM

Djibouti would like to thank Snewf for his patriotic support of Sealand but cannot support his statements without official recognition from the Sealandian diplomat, wilso

7/8/2007 4:10:28 PM

The People's Republic of China proposes TWWUN Resolution03: That the TWWUN be moved to establish its headquarters in The Lounge.

7/8/2007 4:13:33 PM

The secretary general has three key duties:

officially recognize new unrepresented states
prevent unrecognized parties from interfering in proceedings
manage resolution proposals and voting and manage security council elections


The secretary general may also call for a vote on the removal of a representative or call for the censure of a diplomat or representative.



[Edited on July 8, 2007 at 4:25 PM. Reason : and yeah get to sound like a bigshot too]

7/8/2007 4:14:49 PM

The United States nominates Lionheart for secretary general of the TWW UN, since he's doing a good job in this thread.

7/8/2007 4:27:34 PM

ahhaahahaha


nerds

7/8/2007 4:29:38 PM

Lichtenstein votes nay on both resolutions.

7/8/2007 4:34:42 PM

I call Japan


Land of the rising sun and lampshade collars

7/8/2007 4:35:25 PM

The floor recognizes GrumpyGOP as the representative from United Mexican States aka Mexico and Lowjack as the representative of Japan.

As Sealand's sovereignty has yet to be established it is not possible to vote on the removal of its representative. If recognition is obtained then a vote may be taken, or it may at a later date petition under a different representative if its entry fails.

The floor does howeverrecognize the proposal to move the TWWUN headquarters to the lounge therefore the official TWWUN Resolution02 is as follows.

TWWUN Resoluton02: Relocation of TWWUN Headquarters to the Lounge.
The TWW Model UN Thread will be relocated to the lounge. Voting Ends 8:00PM July 10.

[Edited on July 8, 2007 at 4:48 PM. Reason : ]

7/8/2007 4:46:32 PM

The Pope has nominated DZAndrea as representative for Vatican City.

He also wants to know why the hell Sweden isn't repping Sweden.

7/8/2007 4:53:45 PM

parce qu'il est moi

7/8/2007 4:56:35 PM

oh snaps. The Pope is throwing some Hail Marys on that ass.

7/8/2007 4:58:56 PM

The People's Republic of China votes "Yay" on Resolution02

7/8/2007 5:00:52 PM

Time to represent the homeland.

I call the United Kingdom.

7/8/2007 5:01:42 PM

Japan "YEA" on 1 and 2

7/8/2007 5:02:54 PM

Liberia votes that it has no confidence in GrumpyGOP. Let it be written that Liberia was the first to make this bad joke.

7/8/2007 5:03:53 PM

New Zealand abstains from voting on Resolution 01.

New Zealand wishes to open discussion on Resolution 02 and wishes to point out that relocation of the TWWUN Headquarters to the Lounge may require a petition to gunzz or marko

7/8/2007 5:25:01 PM

Liberia would also like to note that OmarBadu will likely destroy the UN's new headquaters like the dirty terrorist he is.

7/8/2007 5:33:32 PM

The Republic of Niger votes "Yea" for Resolution 1.

The Republic of Niger votes "Nay" for Resolution 2.

The Republic of Niger requests a nomination to the security council.

evan requests a nomination for the position of Secretary General.

7/8/2007 5:34:43 PM

The People's Republic of China goes to McDonalds

7/8/2007 5:36:11 PM

Liberia humbly requests a quarter pounder with cheese. Feel free to deliver it to Madison, the new Monrovia of Liberia.

7/8/2007 5:41:44 PM

Quote :

"New Zealand wishes to open discussion on Resolution 02 and wishes to point out that relocation of the TWWUN Headquarters to the Lounge may require a petition to gunzz or marko"

The United States of America concurs with New Zealand's excellent point. This resolution may require an addendum that, if the resolution is passed, the delegate who suggested the resolution (this being dakota_man from the People's Republic of China) should request the thread's move through either gunzz or marko.

The United States of America also votes "Yay" to TWWUN Resoluton02.

[Edited on July 8, 2007 at 5:57 PM. Reason : .]

7/8/2007 5:54:40 PM

I want Andorra


damnit nutsmackr you took my country

[Edited on July 8, 2007 at 6:15 PM. Reason : s]

7/8/2007 6:15:16 PM

The floor recognizes Wraith as the representative from the United Kingdom and DZAndrea as the representative for the State of the Vatican City.

Djibouti believes that it would be a mistake to move from the glorius and populous Chit Chat to the Lounge. It is the belief of Djibouti that the TWWUN should remain in the glorious halls where the greatest events of TDUB have occurred. Also, the lounge sees less traffic and may very well be unable to contain the massive amounts of [drama] which will likely be generated within the confines of the TWWUN.

Djibouti votes "NAY" on TWWUN Resolution 02.

[Edited on July 8, 2007 at 7:41 PM. Reason : ]

7/8/2007 7:26:57 PM

The Federal Republic of Germany votes "Nay" on Resolution 02.

7/8/2007 8:06:37 PM

The United States of America wishes that voting on the sovereignty of the Virgin Islands be canceled since the US Virgin Islands belong to the United States.

If TaterSalad wishes to be the representative of the British Virgin Islands, he'll have to take it up with Wraith.

[Edited on July 8, 2007 at 8:11 PM. Reason : .]

7/8/2007 8:09:39 PM

Liberia would like to call attention to the United States' blatant disregard of current British representation and subsequent edit

[Edited on July 8, 2007 at 8:13 PM. Reason : .]

7/8/2007 8:12:58 PM

^ Dear sir, I don't know what you mean.

The United States wishes to express its dismay at the accusations of the representative from Liberia.

[Edited on July 8, 2007 at 8:14 PM. Reason : .]

7/8/2007 8:13:20 PM

Ignore us as you will (it is your way), but don't come looking our way when you need members for your next powerful coalition.

[Edited on July 8, 2007 at 8:16 PM. Reason : we are not children, we are a proud african nation. ]

7/8/2007 8:15:38 PM

New Zealand requests that a certain amount of decorum be exercised and expresses its optimism that World War III will not be initiated within 24 hours of TWWUN convening for the first time.

7/8/2007 8:24:22 PM

The United States harbors no ill will for any of the countries on the council, and agrees with New Zealand's concern.

7/8/2007 8:26:00 PM

Los Estados Unidos de Mexcio votan "Si" en el caso de NURL (which is the closest approximation I can come up with for a Spanish translation of TWWUN) resolucion 02.

7/8/2007 8:32:19 PM

Canada abstains from TWWUN Resolution 2. We simply don't give a damn.

7/8/2007 8:34:35 PM

The United States' and the UKs longstanding jurisdiction over the various Virgin Islands is well established. In order for the body take a vote on the entry of the Virgin Islands there must first be a resolution which establishes the nature of its self rule

[Edited on July 8, 2007 at 8:36 PM. Reason : ]

7/8/2007 8:36:30 PM