that would of been my first time having sex if I would of had some condoms

you know, I'M RESPONSIBLE...

fuck

7/11/2007 12:35:59 AM

The delegation from Mexico wholeheartedly endorses the wrapping up of it.

7/11/2007 12:36:40 AM

sweden agrees that there are already enough mexicans in the world

7/11/2007 3:38:08 AM

Peru offers Mexico some genuine llama-skin condoms, for his and her pleasure.

7/11/2007 8:33:41 AM

I have been directed by the Consiglio Grande e Generale to remind everyone that many great leaders have collected postage stamps as a hobby.

...and that the new "World Championships in Athletics - OSAKA" series is now available.

7/11/2007 11:02:22 AM

Spain would like to once again petition member-nations for their vote in regards to legatic's bid for Secretary General

legatic has vows to preside over this body in a fair and even-handed manner

7/11/2007 11:10:06 AM

france would like to declare that the US is just a bunch of cowboys with big mouths

and is going to test nuclear weapons on tahiti

[Edited on July 11, 2007 at 11:11 AM. Reason : screw u americans and those green peace boats]

7/11/2007 11:10:06 AM

The Vatican City would like to cast the following votes:

Resolution 1: Nay
Resolution 2: Nay
Secretary General: GrumpyGOP

The Vatican City would also like to propose and amendment to Resolution 3 hereby extending the voting time from 48 to 72 hours. This will ensure that any resolution introduced on a Friday will have a chance to be voted on by all delegates who only participate M-F.

7/11/2007 11:25:02 AM

i haven't been following this thread but damn this is a whole new level of boredom

7/11/2007 11:27:18 AM

Peru votes for its former colonial master Spain as Secretary General.

7/11/2007 11:50:06 AM

The great country of Italy votes:

Resolution 1: Yay
Resolution 3: Yay
Secretary-General election
evan

Furthermore, Italy does not recognize Sicily's independence. Sicily may have a delegate as long as surge approves of Cherokee's vote. I also own his soul along with his providence.

[Edited on July 11, 2007 at 12:04 PM. Reason : .]

7/11/2007 12:03:49 PM

As Jamaican's American bitch - I'l like to propose August 17th to be INTERNATIONAL MARCUS GARVEY DAY.

This will be in 5 weeks, so the resolution of this matter is extremely urgent.

7/11/2007 12:10:07 PM

Sicily announces publicly its disappointment with Italy's non-recognition of independence and hereby cuts off all diplomatic ties, trade ties, and is not allowing travel between the two nations. Furthermore Sicily has called for a national vote to further display its citizens' unhappiness with the Italian government and their approval of Sicily's secession.

7/11/2007 12:58:45 PM

France votes the following

R1:aye
R3:aye

SG-Evan

7/11/2007 1:06:53 PM

robster would like to represent South Korea

7/11/2007 1:12:52 PM

R1: Nea - recognition of Sealand would result in immediate annexation by the UK
R3: Yea
SG - the delegate from mexico obtains Belgium's vote

Question for the floor: How would member states, namely France, Germany, and the UK react to Belgium's annexation of the Netherlands....










[Edited on July 11, 2007 at 1:52 PM. Reason : s]

7/11/2007 1:50:51 PM

The UK has no problem with it as long as the citizens of the Netherlands do not oppose.

7/11/2007 2:08:54 PM

they are all too chroned out and sleeping with hoes to care

7/11/2007 2:45:24 PM

Provided Belgium can assure the security of the supply of wooden shoes, Germany believes a deal may be reached on the annexation of the Netherlands.

7/11/2007 3:01:56 PM

Iran would like to bomb the US.

all in favor:
YAY!!!!!

7/11/2007 3:04:22 PM

The United States of America does not currently desire any open conflict with Iran and strongly suggests it rethink its future actions.

[Edited on July 11, 2007 at 3:08 PM. Reason : .]

7/11/2007 3:08:40 PM

Sicily publicly warns Iran that it is treading dangerous water with its threat of nuclear activity.

7/11/2007 4:39:59 PM

The UK would like to express to Iran that if it decides to take hostile action, the services of Agent 007 may be called upon.

7/11/2007 5:01:33 PM

Mexico wishes to point out that the only people with the right to invade the United States are Mexicans.

7/11/2007 5:19:35 PM

Jamaica has just closed its borders with all you fuckers' tourists locked inside. Shantytowns are now filled with honkey trash. Why you ask? We don't FUCKING know yet. That's why.

7/11/2007 5:23:08 PM

Mexico expresses its agreement, in principle, to Jamaica's rejection of the oppression brought on by rich, white, capitalist turistas. However, it cannot officially endorse the actions taken, as it has grown to love its American tourists, especially during the spring, and the delicious, delicious US dollars they bring with them.

7/11/2007 5:25:07 PM

82 requests acceptance as the representative of Zimbabwe.

7/11/2007 5:26:41 PM

Ok we just got a phone call - apparently they were just kidding and everything is "Irie" now.

7/11/2007 5:27:56 PM

Quote :

"Mexico wishes to point out that the only people with the right to invade the United States are Mexicans."

Well only because you guys keep going around that little section with the fence.

Can Jamaica inform The United States of how many American hostages are currently being held?

7/11/2007 5:28:16 PM

Sicily expresses disappointment with the callous remarks made by Jamaica and the manner in which they were said. If there are any Sicilian hostages Sicily wants to make it very clear that the only option is to return them or face very serious consequences.

7/11/2007 5:30:44 PM

Relax mon, me say it was a bumbuclot joke

7/11/2007 5:32:49 PM

I loved MUN- did duke's three times, and would like to represent Algeria

7/11/2007 5:46:20 PM

The Dominican Republic abstains from voting on Resolution03 until The Vatican's amendment request has been duly acknowledged and discussed - The Dominican Republic is in favor of the proposed amendment

We also wish to vote for legatic for Secretary General based solely on his most honorable regard for the rules of air hockey.

7/11/2007 6:01:42 PM

Italy expresses its displeasure at the treasonous rhetoric of Cherokee. The views of this rogue Sicily do not represent the great nation of Italy.

We are prepared to unleash our legion if the talks break down between Sicily.

7/11/2007 6:07:47 PM

Sicily declares that treasonous actions would include allowing Sicily to wallow in crime and filth while subjecting its citizens to a sub-par economy without giving any consideration to improving the quality of life. Furthermore Sicily has declared that Italian citizens who wish to leave a nation whose own government does not care about its own people, they will be welcomed by Sicily as members of this great new and independent nation. Furthermore, while words and rhetoric will not cause Sicily to respond with a backlash of military action, we WILL defend ourselves vigorously and to the death if attacked economically or militarily.

7/11/2007 6:10:35 PM

Quote :

"The ambassador from New Zealand wishes to make a request of surge, the Italian delegate. Would Italy be willing to create a small diplomatic residence in the Cinque Terre region?"

7/11/2007 6:16:45 PM

Italy will allow Sicily to become independent under the following conditions:

1. I get called "Emperor"
2. We get free trade agreements for eternity
3. All Sicilians must wear togas.

7/11/2007 6:21:04 PM

Italy acknowledges UberCool's request and will agree in exchange for a small diplomatic residence in the country of New Zealand.

7/11/2007 6:23:31 PM

Sicily responds to Italy's proposal as follows:

On account 1: no
On account 2: yes
On account 3: only if all Italians dress like the pope, to include the pope hat.

7/11/2007 6:32:22 PM

New Zealand agrees to provide the Italian delegate with a diplomatic residence in his preferred location.

Furthermore, New Zealand toasts the Peruvian delegate for his excellent Pisco sours.

7/11/2007 6:47:05 PM

While the delegate from Mexico was never a fan of Pisco Sours, he does wish to point out that Cusquena is delicious -- so delicious, in fact, that it was the first beer he could ever drink. It didn't hurt that Cusequena was generally cheaper than dysentery-free water.

7/11/2007 7:16:29 PM

The Most Serene Republic of San Marino votes for GrumpyGOP for Secretary General.

We would also humbly request that all official UN correspondance be posted with the colorful and festive stamps of San Marino.

7/11/2007 11:02:25 PM

FYROM warns Italy, that any threatening actions made towards our allies, Sicily, would not be very beneficial towards your nation and any peace you would like to keep with your citizens

7/11/2007 11:57:53 PM

Quote :

"Sicily responds to Italy's proposal as follows: On account 1: no On account 2: yes On account 3: only if all Italians dress like the pope, to include the pope hat."

done, hurrah! we will get the pope pimp cane.

Quote :

"FYROM warns Italy, that any threatening actions made towards our allies, Sicily, would not be very beneficial towards your nation and any peace you would like to keep with your citizens"

lol.

7/12/2007 1:28:11 AM

Sicily greatly accepts Italy's recognition of independence and furthermore sees it as a great step for democracy considering it was done peacefully.

Sicily requests talks to establish an embassy and immediately opens all trade, commerce and tourism. The Stretto di Messina is no longer being patrolled. Italian citizens however will be subjected to passport verification for the time being.

Sicily again petitions the UN for official recognition as an independent and sovereign nation.

7/12/2007 1:35:09 AM

While Israel had hoped for a more lucrative argument, it does now officially recognise Sicily.


We would also like to add, that we have started bombing the gaza strip. If we can't live there, no one can--unless they give us diamonds.

[Edited on July 12, 2007 at 1:47 AM. Reason : Israel also gives Iran a threatening fist, along with the message "Don't think about it!"]

7/12/2007 1:46:03 AM

i wish i would not have clicked this thread

7/12/2007 1:47:08 AM

Japan grants automatic work visas to hot, young females from nearby Asian countries looking to make an easy buck. White women from everywhere are welcome to visa-less travel for 150 days.

7/12/2007 1:56:54 AM

sweden believes that instead of annexing nederland, belgium should focus on paying off their national debt (i.e. we want our damn money)

7/12/2007 4:59:08 AM

The Vatican City hereby formally and publically condemns both Italy and Sicily for their mockery of our leader. Dressing up like the Pope is one thing, but mention of a pimp cane is too much.

The Pope is currently in his Popemobile on his way to each embassy to keep his pimp hand strong. Sicily, you better get building quick. No one likes an embassy that isn't there.

7/12/2007 6:52:34 AM