Dominican Republic plz

7/9/2007 8:15:21 PM

The Dominican Republic recognizes that the TWWUN is very busy, and wishes to submit votes of NAY on Resolution 1 and NAY on Resolution 2, contingent upon its official adoption as state representative.

7/9/2007 8:31:21 PM

Spain moves to publicly denounce any alleged air hockey victories won by the Dominican Republic, yet maintains that losing to the Dominicans was better than that guy who kept stopping the puck

7/9/2007 8:49:09 PM

Liberia is pleased with Sicily's generous offering and throws its full support behind their movement for independence.

Liberia would like to share some of its newly found wealth with Israel. To you we extend two of our 5 goats and a joyous African dance.

[Edited on July 9, 2007 at 8:57 PM. Reason : as well as 3 of our sexiest 13 year olds]

7/9/2007 8:57:10 PM

Tha DR wishes to express its utmost respect for the country of its ancestors, and holds more ill will towards puck-stopper than towards the three hundred years of colonial domination and slavery at the hands of Spain.


Furthermore while we're on the topic of sports, D-Rizzy recognizes its boyz representin' in tomorrow's All-Star game: David Ortiz, Placido Polanco, Alex Rodriguez, Vladimir Guerrero, Manny Ramirez, Jose Reyes, Albert Pujols, Alfonso Soriano, Francisco Cordero, and Jose Valverde

[Edited on July 9, 2007 at 9:02 PM. Reason : ballas]

7/9/2007 8:57:57 PM

In honor of this august congregation of countries, New Zealand presents a selection of her finest wines for everyone's enjoyment. Sure, France and Italy have good vintages, but we're still proud of what we have to offer

7/9/2007 9:07:22 PM

Israel is pleased with Liberia's offering on behalf of Sicily, and will take it's offer into considerations. At this time, we are pleased to support Sicily, but will not make a final decision, until a vote is called.

7/9/2007 9:10:19 PM

Sicily wishes to express it's gratitude to Liberia for its full support and would like to discuss trade agreements when available. Sicily also would like to extend it's gratitude towards Israel for its unofficial support and upon official recognition would like to offer any help it can with regards to the Palestinian conflict.

7/9/2007 10:09:58 PM

Japan motions that we censure all these dumbass niggers who can't tell the difference between "YEA" and "YAY".

[Edited on July 9, 2007 at 10:56 PM. Reason : sdf]

7/9/2007 10:56:27 PM

Liberia, as a proud African nation, takes offense to the word nigger. Only Africans may call Africans nigger...my nigga.

7/9/2007 11:03:03 PM

FYROM wishes to announce it respects and admires Sicily's attempts at independence in becoming its own nation. FYROM would also be willing to lend a helping hand in allying with Sicily...as a country in the Mediterranean Region, FYROM is close enough to Sicily to lend naval support if hostilities were to arise.

7/9/2007 11:07:34 PM

Sicily wholeheartedly accepts FYROM's help and hereby extends a formal offer of alliance to FYROM. This agreement states that Sicily will come to the defense of FYROM at FYROM's request, will offer aid at FYROM's request, will negotiate and initiate formal trade relations to include trade routes, tariff discussions, goods to be traded and economic incentives. Furthermore, Sicily is ready to negotiate travel rules for citizens of both nations.

7/9/2007 11:20:55 PM

Can i represent The Republic of the Sudan

and after being recognized I would like to nominate myself to create a High Commission on Human Rights and Refugees, I would further nominate myself to be the interim head of the UNHCHRR

7/9/2007 11:46:35 PM

While there are no open hostilities between Sicily and FYROM, the continuing conflicts within the Mediterranean Region leave us to be aware of any invading terrorists, spies, etc...Therefore valid passports will be required for any border visits into FYROM whether it be via land or air. Until turmoil subsides around the borders of Macedonia and in the Eastern Mediterranean, this will be the only method of visiting citizens. FYROM are open to hear your suggestions for crossing your borders.

[Edited on July 9, 2007 at 11:55 PM. Reason : land]

7/9/2007 11:49:32 PM

The Vatican City would like to formally request a pound from all the Catholic representatives out there.

7/10/2007 8:37:48 AM

Yo Sicily, you wanna set up an embassy in UK? I figure there are lots of confused Sicilians the United Kingdom who could use some guidance.

7/10/2007 8:46:51 AM

sweden requests that sicily also consult w/ the US to establish an embassy on the jersey shore--for obvious reasons

7/10/2007 8:49:21 AM

I didn't request shit.

7/10/2007 8:49:34 AM

WAIT A MINUTE HERE.

7/10/2007 8:55:27 AM

the slightly hung over and smelling like hookers and smoke representative of Belgium has entered the building....

we has plans to annex the Netherlands shortly....

7/10/2007 9:25:53 AM

Peru accepts some of New Zealand's wine and offers Pisco sours for everybody.

7/10/2007 9:28:13 AM

Recognized Members
Lionheart - Djibouti
arcgreek - Israel
parsonsb - Russia
bbehe - Canada
Madman - Liechtenstein
StillFuchsia - United States
AxlBonBach - Ireland
qntmfred - Finland
FykalJpn - Sweden
nothing22 - Austria
nonlogic - Germany
evan - Niger
cyrion - Liberia
surge - Italy
nutsmackr - Andorra
chembob - Norway
ncsuamyk - Switzerland
dakota_man - China
UberCool - New Zealand
legatic - Spain
ambrosia1231 - Iceland
Sousapickle - Dominican Republic

Petitioning Members
TaterSalad - Virgin Islands
wilso/Snewf - Sealand




feel free to add your own name to the list if it was left off, as I'm sure several were.




and if I am not mistaken (which I most likely am), candidates for Secretary General are as follows:

evan the representative from Niger
GrumpyGOP the representative from Mexico
Lionheart the representative from Djibouti
legatic the representative from Spain

7/10/2007 11:41:05 AM

Peru has been forgotten once again

7/10/2007 11:55:51 AM

I AM FRANCE. been it for awhile

7/10/2007 12:08:32 PM

Spain would once again like to invite member-nations to

Quote :

"add your own name to the list if it was left off, as I'm sure several were"

7/10/2007 12:10:11 PM

hunterb2003 - Kazakhstan

7/10/2007 12:19:29 PM

Sicily agrees with FYROM's request for passport verification and will institute said policy.

Concerning the request from UK, Sicily requests to establish an embassy in UK and extends an offer for the United Kingdom to set one up in Sicily.

Finally, Sicily is officially petitioning the United Nations for recognition as an independent and free nation.

7/10/2007 12:47:20 PM

ill gladly be Iran

7/10/2007 12:51:51 PM

Member States
Africa
Lionheart - Djibouti
cyrion - Liberia
evan - Niger
myerlyn - Sudan

Asia / Oceania
dakota_man - China
Lowjack - Japan
hunterb2003 - Kazakhstan
UberCool - New Zealand

Europe / Middle East
nutsmackr - Andorra
nothing22 - Austria
Arab13 - Belgium
wilso - Denmark
qntmfred - Finland
datman - France
nonlogic - Germany
spro - Greece
DZAndrea - Holy See
The Dude - Hungary
ambrosia1231 - Iceland
baonest - Iran
AxlBonBach - Ireland
arcgreek - Israel
surge - Italy
Madman - Liechtenstein
JTMONEYNCSU - Macedonia
chembob - Norway
Aficionado - Poland
parsonsb - Russia
legatic - Spain
FykalJpn - Sweden
ncsuamyk - Switzerland
Wraith - U.K.

North & Central America
bbehe - Canada
Sousapickle - Dominican Republic
terpball - Jamaica
GrumpyGOP - Mexico
StillFuchsia - U.S.

South America
Doc Rambo IV - Colombia
fatcatt316 - Peru

Unrecognized Delegates
Snewf - Sealand
Cherokee - Sicily
TaterSalad - Virgin Islands

Current Agenda
Resolution 1: Recognition of Sealand (expires 12-July 20:00)
For: 6 Against: 13
Resolution 2: Move to The Lounge (expires 10-July 20:00)
For: 5 Against: 15
Resolution 3: Voting ends within 48 hours (expires 11-July 19:00)
For: 5 Against: 0
Secretary-General election (expires 12-July 20:00)
GrumpyGOP (Mexico) - 5
evan (Niger) - 0
legatic (Spain) - 2

[Edited on July 10, 2007 at 1:30 PM. Reason : .]

7/10/2007 1:10:15 PM

Greece votes

NAY on Resolution 3

in case of resolutions being introduced on Friday afternoons, for those nations whose computer access is restricted on weekends

7/10/2007 1:16:38 PM

Liberia votes in favor of Resolution 3 for it is tired of seeing the same crap over and over. Liberia would like to, at this time, remind other members to stop having a life and get back into this thread.

7/10/2007 1:43:09 PM

Russia would like to petition all the members of the UN(specifically the US) for access to their respective "The Big Board" as a sign of peace and prosperity

7/10/2007 2:02:02 PM

On behalf of Her Royal Majesty the Queen, the United Kingdom votes as follows:

Against Resolution 1
Against Resolution 2
For Resolution 3

The United Kingdom would also like to second the request of a resolution to recognize Sicily as an independent nation.

[Edited on July 10, 2007 at 2:09 PM. Reason : I enjoy talking like this.]

7/10/2007 2:08:37 PM

Sicily has just finished conducting a national census and has arrived at the following total:

Population: 5,135,871

In attempt to begin to increase the quality of life for all its citizens the Sicilian government is instituting the following orders:

1) Mandatory 2 year government service to be served upon either graduation of high-school or college. This can include working civil service, uniformed service, police and fire service, coastal guard service and infrastructure service.

2) The following countries are to be blacklisted from travel and trade:
Pakistan, Iran, Iraq, Libya, Syria, Egypt, Somalia, Congo and North Korea.

3) National Religion is to be eliminated. Freedom of religion and freedom from religion is now the official policy.

4) National Committee for the betterment of the Economy will be created with members from each region appointed. They are to research and discuss ways to revitalize some of the weak areas of the economy.

5) The death penalty is now mandatory for all violent crimes to include:
Rape, murder.
DNA testing will commence for all violent crime suspects.

6) Campaign to increase the size of the civilian police force will begin in order to clamp down on crime immediately.

More will follow in subsequent announcements.

Sicily requests permission to send a delegation to Japan in order to establish an alliance and embassy.

7/10/2007 2:10:15 PM

let me get India please

7/10/2007 2:10:41 PM

Djibouti cannot support a claim of independance for Sicily. This sets a bad precedent from which a contingent from nearly any entity could attempt to gain recognition. Each nation stands to loose control over its own institutions. What if each state in the US claimed seperated sovereignty. What if Northern Ireland claimed itself independant from the UK or Newfoundland from Canada. We must stop entertaining these requests for seccesion from all entities except for those whith a legitiment history of self governing and regulation and ambiguous jurisdiction such as Sealand.

Do not support this move from Sicily lest each or your nations be put into peril.

7/10/2007 10:50:43 PM

Quote :

"sweden requests that sicily also consult w/ the US to establish an embassy on the jersey shore--for obvious reasons"

As the United States of America refuses to recognize Sicily's independence, we obviously cannot discuss such a request at this juncture.

Also, the United States of America wishes to know if any other countries have petitioned for temporary security council memberships.

[Edited on July 10, 2007 at 10:55 PM. Reason : .]

7/10/2007 10:53:47 PM

Spain would like to formally request a seat on the security council

7/10/2007 11:01:01 PM

Representative TaterSalad formally requests UN recognition of the Virgin Islands, Giggity Giggity

7/10/2007 11:06:28 PM

Sicily has halted all export of products including wine, pastas, and other commodities to the United States and Djibouti due to their anti-Sicilian stances.

Sicily formerly offers any support to the Virgin Islands in their quest for recognition.

[Edited on July 10, 2007 at 11:13 PM. Reason : jank]

7/10/2007 11:09:51 PM

^^ The United States of America reminds the US Virgin Islands of their territorial status in the United States and requests that TaterSalad press the issue no further.

[Edited on July 10, 2007 at 11:13 PM. Reason : If you mean the British Virgin Islands, talk to Wraith]

7/10/2007 11:11:01 PM

I nominate sarijoul for Representative of Utopia.

7/10/2007 11:13:08 PM

FYROM would like to note that the Marsala is quite delicious and continues to support Sicily in these turbulent times. Alliance with Sicily is assured and the differing opinions displayed by the U.S. and Djibouti has been duely noted. FYROM are currently reluctant to pursue outside conflict with the U.S. and Djibouti, and will continue to note other inconvenient actions made by said nations.

[Edited on July 10, 2007 at 11:24 PM. Reason : support]

7/10/2007 11:22:17 PM

Sicily expresses its gratitude towards FYROM's support and understands the difficult position it puts it in. Sicily offers 5 tons of Marsala, to be delivered to the President's Mansion, as a token of gratitude and wishes to establish an embassy in FYROM and invite FYROM to establish one in Sicily.

7/10/2007 11:30:30 PM

Quote :

"The Most Serene Republic of San Marino, whose wonderful postage stamps make up a large part of the economy, would like EarthDogg to represent their country. We will make a postage stamp of everyone who votes for him."

[Edited on July 10, 2007 at 11:47 PM. Reason : .]

7/10/2007 11:46:30 PM

Sicily endorses Earthdogg as the leader of San Marino on the condition that it support Sicily's bid for recognition and independence.

7/10/2007 11:48:01 PM

FYROM accepts an embassy of Sicily be established within the country and would like to establish our own in your lands as soon as possible. FYROM also thanks Sicily in the gift recently received at the President's Mansion. In acceptance of this gift, the Macedonian President has wished to ship many Byzantine fresco paintings dating between the 11th and 16th centuries to your new embassy. May the times ahead go well for you...

7/10/2007 11:51:42 PM

Mexico would like to offer its apologies for its recent absence from discussions, which were the result of having to deal with its woman.

The delegate from Mexico also wishes to vote AYE on R 03, given that this sort of absence is common for many members who are otherwise dedicated to the goals of promoting peace and prosperity in the world.

Mexico can see no just cause for recognizing the sovereignty of Sicily, which has not existed independently for generations and which has no strong domestic movement for independence.

Mexico also wishes to offer a suggestion, though not a resolution, that those delegates capable of changing their status names do so to reflect their country of origin. This will help to reduce some, if not all, of the confusion.

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Lastly, the delegate from Mexico wishes to extend thanks to those who have voted to place him in the esteemed chair of the Secretary General, and promises to serve to the full extent of his abilities.

This message will be simulcast in Spanish later.

7/11/2007 12:31:45 AM

totally hooked up with a chick at the top of the stairs in the hotel

again, it was awesome

all kinds of firsts

7/11/2007 12:32:50 AM

Model UN, like the speech and debate club I was in before, was a total cesspool of promiscuis, unprotected sex. At one tournament I saw two delegates from my chamber, it was a guy leading a girl on a chain with a spiked collar, trying to find a room to fuck in.

7/11/2007 12:34:54 AM